Hey boys & girls, monkeys, chimps, & circus crews, hott dogg here with
another chapter of "Go nuts or die trying". Firstly I like to thank all the
reviewers for your reviews, & my best reader Amara. L (did I get it right),
keep on reviewing, work it gorgeous! Hope I didn't scare you, 'cause I get
very nuts from times to times he.. he.
Disclaimer- I don't own Beyblade & any of it's characters. I just own Cendana, Mr Cole, Mrs Cook & few other teachers in this chappie.
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Chapter 3. School, no way babe!
The next morning they all ready for school. Tyson was dressed really weird, he was wearing a maroon vest, a tie, a grey pants, black leather shoes, a high socks and his blue hats added. Soon a black limo came to pick them up.
"My name is Cendana, I'll be your driver" said the limo driver. Later they met the All Starz, Mariah, Kevin And the Majestics.
"Ha ha ha! Nerd a**" laughed Kai pointing at Robert. Kai dressed horrible, his shirt was half tucked, his tie was a mess, and he wore his red skate shoes instead.
They entered the office and stepped inside the room with 'Principal' written on it. "We're here, what do you want!" announced Kai.
An old lady was inside, "Hi I'm Mrs Cook the principal"
"Yo I'm Kai the rebel!" said Kai. "Mind if I hook up with y'all for a while?"
"Normally no one ever says that to a principal, in my days" laughed Mrs Cook.
"Welcome to the 20th century lady!" said Kai.
"Well, I better put you into classes now" She said. She stood up and took them to the year 2 class, "Okay, you're 2 Crimson with Mrs Cauchi" She said pointing to Kevin, who slowly went in.
They then went to the year 5 class "Emily and Mariah, you're going to be in 5 Mauve with Mrs Muller" The girls went in. They then walked to the very quiet class with 6 A written on it "Robert, Enrique, Oliver and Johnny you boys are in 6 Andromeda with Mrs Adams" the boys went in.
At last they went into a noisy class with sport posters and flags all over it (If you go to Kings Langley Public School this is what you see in Mr Cole's class) "The rest of you will be joining Mr Cole in 6 Diamond" She takes them in to the man and left them.
"G'day I'm Mr Cole welcome to 6 Diamond" said the man, take them in. "Class! This is Tyson, Kai, Kenny, Max and Ray. Why don't you all introduce yourself" said Mr Cole.
"Hi I'm Tyson. I love to eat & beyblading" Smiled Tyson politely.
"Hello I'm Kenny. People call me Chief" Said Kenny.
"What's up girls, I'm Max I love Girls and the beach" Smiled Max.
"Hi I'm Ray, I'm from China" Said Ray.
"Yo Brothers, Je m'apple Kai (French for my name is Kai) AND WOULD YOU MIND QUIT STARING AT MY TATTOO LIKE THAT!" Shouted Kai.
Everyone stared in Horror. "Okay, there's 5 table there, go and help yourself" Said Mr Cole exited the room and entered again with 5 more kids that looked awfully familiar. "Class, it seems that we got some more arrival today. So why don't you boys start by a quick intro"
"Okay, I'm Jason I love to eat & beyblading" Said a guy that looked like Tyson, as he sat next to Tyson and grin.
"Hello I'm Andy, The Chief is what they call me" Said a guy that looked like Kenny, as he step next to Kenny and sit.
"Hey there Girls, I'm Jazz I love beach and chicks" smiled a Max look a like, sat next to Max.
"Hi I'm Jay, I born in China" Said a Ray look a like, sat next to Ray.
"Yo Gangsta, Bonjour! I'm Tai, YES IT'S A REAL TATTOO SO QUIT STARING!" Shouted Kai look a like, sat next to Kai.
Everyone stared in horror, except Kai 'cause he's use of that attitude.
Soon it was recess, they all ran to the quad with their Beyblades and recess. Tyson took out a giant plastic bag filled with his recesses. He got a banana, 3 packet of BBQ chips, 2 burgers, 3 hot dogs, 2 dozens of sushies, one whole box of pizza, 3 Gatorade drinks, a packet of Doritos Nachos with salsa, a packet of M&M's peanut, 2 slices of cheesecakes, 2 tubes of Chocolate dairy snacks, 6 iced donuts, 8 bologna sandwiches, a box of ICM, and last but not least 8 chicken wings. Everyone else got a banana and a packet of chips. Soon they met up with the rest of their friends. "So what's up in your class?" asked Max.
"We learned Japanese & Robert found 3 women in his life! Amy, Stefania and Joanne! Kawaii!!" Said Enrique. Kai walked over to Enrique, "Yo Dog, What is F*** you in Japan?"
"Fuku anata" said Enrique.
"Thanks, mate" Said Kai then walked over to Tyson, "Yo Hippo, Fuku Anata!"
"Pardon?" Asked Tyson. Kai laughed hysterically everyone stared at him again. They walked to the playground and had a little battle, unfortunately 3 strange big-boobed girls distracted them.
"Hey Roberto" they flirted.
"This is Amy, Stefania and Joanne" introduced Robert, went red.
"Great! Ask Max if he could come along!" Laughed Kai.
Amy has a short brown hair, Stefania has a blond curly hair and Joanne is a long haired Blondie. "Shut the F*** up you big mature angry B***H!" Shouted the angry blondie, Joanne.
"Why YOU!" Shouted Kai, Tried to tackled the girls especially Joanne the Blond unhappy Bi***. Everyone stopped him, He ended up in the sickbay tied in the bed.
The bell rang and they were learning Japanese. The class were learning to make sushi, but Kai wasn't interested so he shoved his raw fishes in poor innocent Tyson, the 'HIPPO' who loves to eat and went back to his seat.
He quietly took out a Bart Simpson pencil out of his Dragonball Z pencil case and scribbling in his book with Nintendo cover. He looked at Tai, sitting next to him, scribbling like him only faster. Kai doesn't want to be beaten so he scribble faster than Tai. Tai then goes faster is well and they both ripped their book.
Next lesson was Dancing. They had to practice for Year 6 Farewell. They were doing Macarena and YMCA. Max was the King of the dance floor, he kept shaking his big a** like a wobbly jelly. The girls looked at Jazz shaking his even wobblier, they looked like Shakira in the bad hair day. Max doesn't want to be beaten, so he shake his even wobblier making him looked like Sara-Marie with his a** about to drop.
Kai and Tai didn't dance at all, a stressed teacher named Mrs Adams walked over to them, "Would you dance?"
"No Lady, I refuse!" They both said, in the Austin Power's accent. As the result they both punished, and had to dance together with Jacko's 'Billie Jeans' with everyone watching cracked up laughing.
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There you go people, I have to end this chappie somewhere. Keep on R & R, I'll be posting the next one very soon, LOL ^_^ hott dogg.
Disclaimer- I don't own Beyblade & any of it's characters. I just own Cendana, Mr Cole, Mrs Cook & few other teachers in this chappie.
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Chapter 3. School, no way babe!
The next morning they all ready for school. Tyson was dressed really weird, he was wearing a maroon vest, a tie, a grey pants, black leather shoes, a high socks and his blue hats added. Soon a black limo came to pick them up.
"My name is Cendana, I'll be your driver" said the limo driver. Later they met the All Starz, Mariah, Kevin And the Majestics.
"Ha ha ha! Nerd a**" laughed Kai pointing at Robert. Kai dressed horrible, his shirt was half tucked, his tie was a mess, and he wore his red skate shoes instead.
They entered the office and stepped inside the room with 'Principal' written on it. "We're here, what do you want!" announced Kai.
An old lady was inside, "Hi I'm Mrs Cook the principal"
"Yo I'm Kai the rebel!" said Kai. "Mind if I hook up with y'all for a while?"
"Normally no one ever says that to a principal, in my days" laughed Mrs Cook.
"Welcome to the 20th century lady!" said Kai.
"Well, I better put you into classes now" She said. She stood up and took them to the year 2 class, "Okay, you're 2 Crimson with Mrs Cauchi" She said pointing to Kevin, who slowly went in.
They then went to the year 5 class "Emily and Mariah, you're going to be in 5 Mauve with Mrs Muller" The girls went in. They then walked to the very quiet class with 6 A written on it "Robert, Enrique, Oliver and Johnny you boys are in 6 Andromeda with Mrs Adams" the boys went in.
At last they went into a noisy class with sport posters and flags all over it (If you go to Kings Langley Public School this is what you see in Mr Cole's class) "The rest of you will be joining Mr Cole in 6 Diamond" She takes them in to the man and left them.
"G'day I'm Mr Cole welcome to 6 Diamond" said the man, take them in. "Class! This is Tyson, Kai, Kenny, Max and Ray. Why don't you all introduce yourself" said Mr Cole.
"Hi I'm Tyson. I love to eat & beyblading" Smiled Tyson politely.
"Hello I'm Kenny. People call me Chief" Said Kenny.
"What's up girls, I'm Max I love Girls and the beach" Smiled Max.
"Hi I'm Ray, I'm from China" Said Ray.
"Yo Brothers, Je m'apple Kai (French for my name is Kai) AND WOULD YOU MIND QUIT STARING AT MY TATTOO LIKE THAT!" Shouted Kai.
Everyone stared in Horror. "Okay, there's 5 table there, go and help yourself" Said Mr Cole exited the room and entered again with 5 more kids that looked awfully familiar. "Class, it seems that we got some more arrival today. So why don't you boys start by a quick intro"
"Okay, I'm Jason I love to eat & beyblading" Said a guy that looked like Tyson, as he sat next to Tyson and grin.
"Hello I'm Andy, The Chief is what they call me" Said a guy that looked like Kenny, as he step next to Kenny and sit.
"Hey there Girls, I'm Jazz I love beach and chicks" smiled a Max look a like, sat next to Max.
"Hi I'm Jay, I born in China" Said a Ray look a like, sat next to Ray.
"Yo Gangsta, Bonjour! I'm Tai, YES IT'S A REAL TATTOO SO QUIT STARING!" Shouted Kai look a like, sat next to Kai.
Everyone stared in horror, except Kai 'cause he's use of that attitude.
Soon it was recess, they all ran to the quad with their Beyblades and recess. Tyson took out a giant plastic bag filled with his recesses. He got a banana, 3 packet of BBQ chips, 2 burgers, 3 hot dogs, 2 dozens of sushies, one whole box of pizza, 3 Gatorade drinks, a packet of Doritos Nachos with salsa, a packet of M&M's peanut, 2 slices of cheesecakes, 2 tubes of Chocolate dairy snacks, 6 iced donuts, 8 bologna sandwiches, a box of ICM, and last but not least 8 chicken wings. Everyone else got a banana and a packet of chips. Soon they met up with the rest of their friends. "So what's up in your class?" asked Max.
"We learned Japanese & Robert found 3 women in his life! Amy, Stefania and Joanne! Kawaii!!" Said Enrique. Kai walked over to Enrique, "Yo Dog, What is F*** you in Japan?"
"Fuku anata" said Enrique.
"Thanks, mate" Said Kai then walked over to Tyson, "Yo Hippo, Fuku Anata!"
"Pardon?" Asked Tyson. Kai laughed hysterically everyone stared at him again. They walked to the playground and had a little battle, unfortunately 3 strange big-boobed girls distracted them.
"Hey Roberto" they flirted.
"This is Amy, Stefania and Joanne" introduced Robert, went red.
"Great! Ask Max if he could come along!" Laughed Kai.
Amy has a short brown hair, Stefania has a blond curly hair and Joanne is a long haired Blondie. "Shut the F*** up you big mature angry B***H!" Shouted the angry blondie, Joanne.
"Why YOU!" Shouted Kai, Tried to tackled the girls especially Joanne the Blond unhappy Bi***. Everyone stopped him, He ended up in the sickbay tied in the bed.
The bell rang and they were learning Japanese. The class were learning to make sushi, but Kai wasn't interested so he shoved his raw fishes in poor innocent Tyson, the 'HIPPO' who loves to eat and went back to his seat.
He quietly took out a Bart Simpson pencil out of his Dragonball Z pencil case and scribbling in his book with Nintendo cover. He looked at Tai, sitting next to him, scribbling like him only faster. Kai doesn't want to be beaten so he scribble faster than Tai. Tai then goes faster is well and they both ripped their book.
Next lesson was Dancing. They had to practice for Year 6 Farewell. They were doing Macarena and YMCA. Max was the King of the dance floor, he kept shaking his big a** like a wobbly jelly. The girls looked at Jazz shaking his even wobblier, they looked like Shakira in the bad hair day. Max doesn't want to be beaten, so he shake his even wobblier making him looked like Sara-Marie with his a** about to drop.
Kai and Tai didn't dance at all, a stressed teacher named Mrs Adams walked over to them, "Would you dance?"
"No Lady, I refuse!" They both said, in the Austin Power's accent. As the result they both punished, and had to dance together with Jacko's 'Billie Jeans' with everyone watching cracked up laughing.
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There you go people, I have to end this chappie somewhere. Keep on R & R, I'll be posting the next one very soon, LOL ^_^ hott dogg.