Hiya it's hott dogg here again. Firstly I like to thank my gorgeous
talented friend SamuraiHaruko (everyone check out her story or ELSE !!!
JOKING ^_^ ) & my other reviewers.
OK here is another chappie of "Go nuts or die Trying", in this chapter, Kai is a Sex Education teacher, Kevin will discover puberty & more of Kai exploding. I call this one "Raspberry Syrup" because some grotty weird reason, which you'll find out soon (O if you a girl & got your puberty you know pretty much what I'm saying or if you a guy like me you'll learn it in Sex education in High School ^_^ lol) Just read it 'cause it's not Disgusting, it's so funny. Ok, just a reminder it's a PG-13 stuff so you MUST be 13 + or just plain nuts.
Disclaimer- I don't own Beyblade & it's Character.
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Chapter 4. Raspberry Syrup
It was lunchtime, when they finished the dancing lesson. They decided to play but Mariah kept giving Kai a complain, all she wanted to talk about is the dancing lesson, yes she had a crush on Mr Kai "It was great how you danced you know"
"Well I didn't see you dance at all" said Kai bitterly. Mariah then dobbed to Ray as usual, but all Ray said was to ignore him.
"Hey frosty snow B***h" yelled Kai "So you want to ignore me, huh!" Kai snapped. Mariah said nothing she was pretty much hurt.
Later when they went home to the hotel Max saw Mariah crying. She told Max what happened. Eddie And Enrique came along, and help is well so Mariah told them what happened, 'cause she knows when it comes to girls these boys are experts.
Eddie was teaching Mariah to talk like a tough Lady "Yo listen you dirty son of the b****, I don't want to waste my time on you loser who doesn't even know how to 'snow blow' and for you big fat information I happen to have a high school sweetheart, unlike you loser who still have Barbie doll stuck up your a**"
Enrique kindly helped Mariah to act, "You then turned around and flip your hair"
Max quietly took a pair of high heels shoes and put them on, walked his way across the room in a catwalk style (like a model) "Glide, twist, glide, twist." Mariah then stomped roughly across the room, Max looked at her in horror, "O my God I never seen that one since Jurrasic Park, this is going to take a lot of work. Remember to keep those hips twisting" He said while demonstrated it once again "See, don't I look sexy!"
Mariah laughed out loud, the boys then sat next to her and laughed "OK, just do your thing after school tomorrow and we'll do the rest." Said Eddie. "Later you shall find your Prince charming in front of the school waiting for you" continued Enrique "'Cause I know a perfect man to do this"
"Thanks guys" said Mariah, she can't wait to do it on Kai.
Next morning they all rushed up to a car, which usually takes them to school, except Tyson he finished his & everyone's breakfast. On his way to the car he met The Dark Bladers, (a ghost like bladers) stopping him, "But.. but.. I thought you guys suppose to be in the underworld?" said Tyson, shaking. The Dark Bladers shook their heads. They looked at Tyson with a scary glare, Tyson was so worried that he might get killed but he doesn't. "We found out that it's not just you guys being copied, the other group including White Tigers, Majestics, & Allstarz are also being copied apart from us, so we want you to be careful. Someone's definitely behind this" Said the leader.
"YO PIG! ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL OR WHAT?" Screamed Kai from outside the hotel, his message were loud and clear that The Dark Bladers quickly melted and eventually disappeared. Tyson ran to the car and they left the hotel. "What took you so long pig?" Asked Kai. "I saw The Dark Bladers" begun Tyson catching his breath.
"I told you to takes some garlic! But you never listen would you pig!" Kai snapped.
"How come you never carry some yourself Kai?" asked Max.
"I don't have to" Said Kai, opened his mouth in front of Max's face. Max fainted, his face turned green.
Meanwhile at school, Mariah was planning her payback. But of course she had to practice it on Robert and the others first. It works perfectly, but they don't know what would Kai responded when they try it on him. They decided to try it at recess, but Chief thinks that it's isn't a good time.
"I don't think we should do it" Said Chief.
"I don't think we should do it! Bla bla bla! Shove it Chief!" teased Tyson.
"But but" Said Chief.
"Don't but me young man!" said Tyson, pulling an old lady act, "Now zip it"
"Tyson" Said Chief.
"Tyson! Bla bla bla you need to exercise bla bla bla ! I love Dizzi bla bla bla !" Teased Tyson.
The bell rang, they all headed back to class. Ray and Kai were called to the principal office. Ray was wandering why he's called, but Kai knew perfectly well that he's a bad-ass, so he's not surprise at all. They went inside. "Welcome, boys" Mrs Cook, the principal greeted them. "Sit down please"
So they sat, "Okay, listen boys, your teacher Mr Cole had reported me that you boys' done a great job so we decided to move you guys to year 7 (Ok, this school is from Kindy to high school ^_^), so you wont be in year 6 anymore" Explained Mrs Cook.
"Yeah! I can finally break free from that Hippo cross Baboon, Woo Hoo!" Kai jumping in joy, "Yo, thanks Lady" He smirked. Suddenly he stop, unexpectedly "Yo wait a minute, I thought I'm a bad a**, what makes you think I suppose to go up?"
"For your excellent Sex education program you provide for the Kindy. Mr Cole told me that every lunch time you gather up with bunch of Kindy kids and tell them a fables about puberty, therefore we school can save more money to not hire a Sex Education program." She laughed. "Oh my favourite one is your topic 'Having Sex, lose more weight', a 2nd grader Kevin explained it to me, you said that's because you twisted in all kinds of weird directions. Oh my my. Maybe I should try it someday" She laughed.
Kai face went bright red, "Lady, you disgust me!" He stepped out.
Kai and Ray went into their new class, They were surprised to find some of their friend there. Mrs Discala was marking the role, they have English. It was kind a okey, since they have such a cool teacher.
Soon they have to go to Geography, their teacher is Mr Maharaj, a South African guy who got a very bad temper. Kai sat next to Spencer (From Demolition Boys), They were talking about Gloria, Spencer's sister, Mr Maharaj was so annoyed. "What is this a Church, No more Gloria, holy bible whatever!"
"Kiss my hairy a**, Maharaj" Shouted Kai.
"YOU STAND UP" He yelled "GET OUT OF MY CLASS OR I'LL SENT YOU TO MR HAWKES" (He's the Geography head teacher at Hills Sport High, all these high school teacher is real. In fact I hate Mr Maharaj!)
"No, lick my balls" Said Kai, running away, yes there was a huge chaos after that.
Back at the 6 grade, Tyson, Max & Kenny were doing Science with a weird middle-age teacher, Mr Nowland. The bell rang it was now recess. As usual Mr Nowland greeted all the girls nicely and let them go first 'cause he got a crush on all of them "Good Afternoon, Girls"
"Good Afternoon, Mr Nowland" Replied all the girls as they walked out of the class quietly.
Now it was the boys turn to get kick out, "GOOD AFTERNOON BOYS, NOW GET OUT! LUNCH TIME DETENTION TODAY OR DIE! FOR MESSIN' WITH MY GIRLS AND MISSBEHAVING!"
The boys quietly get out in horror, "HURRY UP, GET YOUR BUTT MOVIN' CHOP CHOP!" He yelled, pushing Tyson and kicked him in the a**, he just can't live the fat kid alone.
At the playground they found Ray, He looked so sad. They walked of to him and asked. "Ray, what happen?"
"I got a bad news you guys, Kai told me that he's quit and move with The Demolition Boys. He also said that he won't be needing this anymore" Said Ray, holding up Kai's Dranzer. The group sighed in horror.
Meanwhile, Kai was walking to his new group The Demolition Boys, "Well well, if it's isn't Mr I don't need us to win the Tournament and enjoy life" Smirked Ian. Kai said nothing, "Get out of AW!"Kai stepped on Ian's leg angrily.
"Shut it you motherf***** Big nose" said Kai. Tyson was watching him across the playground.
"Tyson the tournament is next week, so you better get Kai back and chop chop" Said Chief appeared behind him.
"What!" asked Tyson in horror. Tyson head about to explode but it doesn't. The White Tigers, Majestics & Allstarz Walked over to them, "What happen?" asked Robert.
"Kai left the team" Said Ray, sadly.
"Ohh. Poor Raymond" Said Robert, in babying kind a way.
Kevin was very pissed off of Robert's nonsense, so he kicked Robert's d*** so hard that his face went red. "Aww I need to go to the bathroom! One more thing, John would you come?" Johnny nodded his head and go with him. 3 minutes later Johnny came running to the bubbler, he looked pale.
"What happen John, did Robert did a tongue to tongue with Amy?" Asked Enrique.
"NO"
"Stefania?"
"NO"
"Joanne?"
"No it was something really disgusting" Said Johnny.
"What happen?" Asked Chief.
"It's his d**k" Said Johnny.
"What about his d**k?" asked Kevin.
"It's bleeding, Red blood ran down his penis" Said Johnny, Max fainted. Lee covered Kevin's ear, but it was too late Kevin already heard it all.
"Wow, Robert has a Raspberry Syrup running down from his d**k, what a freak show" Kevin responded. "I never knew that guys have a menstruation, too"
"That's not it, Kev" Said Johnny.
"Maybe, he got an unprotected sex with Amy, Stefania & Joanne and one of the girls things pouring with a raspberry syrup that.."
"That's enough Kevin!" Said Lee, covered Kevin's mouth and whispered something to him.
Suddenly the bell rang and they all went back to their class.
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Okay, that's the end of this chapter. I hope you like it, I told you it's kind a disgusting. Please R & R and tell me what you think of it!
PEACE ~hott dogg~ =D
OK here is another chappie of "Go nuts or die Trying", in this chapter, Kai is a Sex Education teacher, Kevin will discover puberty & more of Kai exploding. I call this one "Raspberry Syrup" because some grotty weird reason, which you'll find out soon (O if you a girl & got your puberty you know pretty much what I'm saying or if you a guy like me you'll learn it in Sex education in High School ^_^ lol) Just read it 'cause it's not Disgusting, it's so funny. Ok, just a reminder it's a PG-13 stuff so you MUST be 13 + or just plain nuts.
Disclaimer- I don't own Beyblade & it's Character.
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Chapter 4. Raspberry Syrup
It was lunchtime, when they finished the dancing lesson. They decided to play but Mariah kept giving Kai a complain, all she wanted to talk about is the dancing lesson, yes she had a crush on Mr Kai "It was great how you danced you know"
"Well I didn't see you dance at all" said Kai bitterly. Mariah then dobbed to Ray as usual, but all Ray said was to ignore him.
"Hey frosty snow B***h" yelled Kai "So you want to ignore me, huh!" Kai snapped. Mariah said nothing she was pretty much hurt.
Later when they went home to the hotel Max saw Mariah crying. She told Max what happened. Eddie And Enrique came along, and help is well so Mariah told them what happened, 'cause she knows when it comes to girls these boys are experts.
Eddie was teaching Mariah to talk like a tough Lady "Yo listen you dirty son of the b****, I don't want to waste my time on you loser who doesn't even know how to 'snow blow' and for you big fat information I happen to have a high school sweetheart, unlike you loser who still have Barbie doll stuck up your a**"
Enrique kindly helped Mariah to act, "You then turned around and flip your hair"
Max quietly took a pair of high heels shoes and put them on, walked his way across the room in a catwalk style (like a model) "Glide, twist, glide, twist." Mariah then stomped roughly across the room, Max looked at her in horror, "O my God I never seen that one since Jurrasic Park, this is going to take a lot of work. Remember to keep those hips twisting" He said while demonstrated it once again "See, don't I look sexy!"
Mariah laughed out loud, the boys then sat next to her and laughed "OK, just do your thing after school tomorrow and we'll do the rest." Said Eddie. "Later you shall find your Prince charming in front of the school waiting for you" continued Enrique "'Cause I know a perfect man to do this"
"Thanks guys" said Mariah, she can't wait to do it on Kai.
Next morning they all rushed up to a car, which usually takes them to school, except Tyson he finished his & everyone's breakfast. On his way to the car he met The Dark Bladers, (a ghost like bladers) stopping him, "But.. but.. I thought you guys suppose to be in the underworld?" said Tyson, shaking. The Dark Bladers shook their heads. They looked at Tyson with a scary glare, Tyson was so worried that he might get killed but he doesn't. "We found out that it's not just you guys being copied, the other group including White Tigers, Majestics, & Allstarz are also being copied apart from us, so we want you to be careful. Someone's definitely behind this" Said the leader.
"YO PIG! ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL OR WHAT?" Screamed Kai from outside the hotel, his message were loud and clear that The Dark Bladers quickly melted and eventually disappeared. Tyson ran to the car and they left the hotel. "What took you so long pig?" Asked Kai. "I saw The Dark Bladers" begun Tyson catching his breath.
"I told you to takes some garlic! But you never listen would you pig!" Kai snapped.
"How come you never carry some yourself Kai?" asked Max.
"I don't have to" Said Kai, opened his mouth in front of Max's face. Max fainted, his face turned green.
Meanwhile at school, Mariah was planning her payback. But of course she had to practice it on Robert and the others first. It works perfectly, but they don't know what would Kai responded when they try it on him. They decided to try it at recess, but Chief thinks that it's isn't a good time.
"I don't think we should do it" Said Chief.
"I don't think we should do it! Bla bla bla! Shove it Chief!" teased Tyson.
"But but" Said Chief.
"Don't but me young man!" said Tyson, pulling an old lady act, "Now zip it"
"Tyson" Said Chief.
"Tyson! Bla bla bla you need to exercise bla bla bla ! I love Dizzi bla bla bla !" Teased Tyson.
The bell rang, they all headed back to class. Ray and Kai were called to the principal office. Ray was wandering why he's called, but Kai knew perfectly well that he's a bad-ass, so he's not surprise at all. They went inside. "Welcome, boys" Mrs Cook, the principal greeted them. "Sit down please"
So they sat, "Okay, listen boys, your teacher Mr Cole had reported me that you boys' done a great job so we decided to move you guys to year 7 (Ok, this school is from Kindy to high school ^_^), so you wont be in year 6 anymore" Explained Mrs Cook.
"Yeah! I can finally break free from that Hippo cross Baboon, Woo Hoo!" Kai jumping in joy, "Yo, thanks Lady" He smirked. Suddenly he stop, unexpectedly "Yo wait a minute, I thought I'm a bad a**, what makes you think I suppose to go up?"
"For your excellent Sex education program you provide for the Kindy. Mr Cole told me that every lunch time you gather up with bunch of Kindy kids and tell them a fables about puberty, therefore we school can save more money to not hire a Sex Education program." She laughed. "Oh my favourite one is your topic 'Having Sex, lose more weight', a 2nd grader Kevin explained it to me, you said that's because you twisted in all kinds of weird directions. Oh my my. Maybe I should try it someday" She laughed.
Kai face went bright red, "Lady, you disgust me!" He stepped out.
Kai and Ray went into their new class, They were surprised to find some of their friend there. Mrs Discala was marking the role, they have English. It was kind a okey, since they have such a cool teacher.
Soon they have to go to Geography, their teacher is Mr Maharaj, a South African guy who got a very bad temper. Kai sat next to Spencer (From Demolition Boys), They were talking about Gloria, Spencer's sister, Mr Maharaj was so annoyed. "What is this a Church, No more Gloria, holy bible whatever!"
"Kiss my hairy a**, Maharaj" Shouted Kai.
"YOU STAND UP" He yelled "GET OUT OF MY CLASS OR I'LL SENT YOU TO MR HAWKES" (He's the Geography head teacher at Hills Sport High, all these high school teacher is real. In fact I hate Mr Maharaj!)
"No, lick my balls" Said Kai, running away, yes there was a huge chaos after that.
Back at the 6 grade, Tyson, Max & Kenny were doing Science with a weird middle-age teacher, Mr Nowland. The bell rang it was now recess. As usual Mr Nowland greeted all the girls nicely and let them go first 'cause he got a crush on all of them "Good Afternoon, Girls"
"Good Afternoon, Mr Nowland" Replied all the girls as they walked out of the class quietly.
Now it was the boys turn to get kick out, "GOOD AFTERNOON BOYS, NOW GET OUT! LUNCH TIME DETENTION TODAY OR DIE! FOR MESSIN' WITH MY GIRLS AND MISSBEHAVING!"
The boys quietly get out in horror, "HURRY UP, GET YOUR BUTT MOVIN' CHOP CHOP!" He yelled, pushing Tyson and kicked him in the a**, he just can't live the fat kid alone.
At the playground they found Ray, He looked so sad. They walked of to him and asked. "Ray, what happen?"
"I got a bad news you guys, Kai told me that he's quit and move with The Demolition Boys. He also said that he won't be needing this anymore" Said Ray, holding up Kai's Dranzer. The group sighed in horror.
Meanwhile, Kai was walking to his new group The Demolition Boys, "Well well, if it's isn't Mr I don't need us to win the Tournament and enjoy life" Smirked Ian. Kai said nothing, "Get out of AW!"Kai stepped on Ian's leg angrily.
"Shut it you motherf***** Big nose" said Kai. Tyson was watching him across the playground.
"Tyson the tournament is next week, so you better get Kai back and chop chop" Said Chief appeared behind him.
"What!" asked Tyson in horror. Tyson head about to explode but it doesn't. The White Tigers, Majestics & Allstarz Walked over to them, "What happen?" asked Robert.
"Kai left the team" Said Ray, sadly.
"Ohh. Poor Raymond" Said Robert, in babying kind a way.
Kevin was very pissed off of Robert's nonsense, so he kicked Robert's d*** so hard that his face went red. "Aww I need to go to the bathroom! One more thing, John would you come?" Johnny nodded his head and go with him. 3 minutes later Johnny came running to the bubbler, he looked pale.
"What happen John, did Robert did a tongue to tongue with Amy?" Asked Enrique.
"NO"
"Stefania?"
"NO"
"Joanne?"
"No it was something really disgusting" Said Johnny.
"What happen?" Asked Chief.
"It's his d**k" Said Johnny.
"What about his d**k?" asked Kevin.
"It's bleeding, Red blood ran down his penis" Said Johnny, Max fainted. Lee covered Kevin's ear, but it was too late Kevin already heard it all.
"Wow, Robert has a Raspberry Syrup running down from his d**k, what a freak show" Kevin responded. "I never knew that guys have a menstruation, too"
"That's not it, Kev" Said Johnny.
"Maybe, he got an unprotected sex with Amy, Stefania & Joanne and one of the girls things pouring with a raspberry syrup that.."
"That's enough Kevin!" Said Lee, covered Kevin's mouth and whispered something to him.
Suddenly the bell rang and they all went back to their class.
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Okay, that's the end of this chapter. I hope you like it, I told you it's kind a disgusting. Please R & R and tell me what you think of it!
PEACE ~hott dogg~ =D