Hiya it's hott dogg again here! I am back and better than ever. Oky doky, firstly I'd like to thank SamuraiHaruko and the others for reviewing I know it ain't that many but it's greatly appreciated ^_^ you guys rocks!

Disclaimer- I don't own Beyblade and any of it's precious characters (Thank God for that!) in this chapter I added few of my characters, they are Emza the bully (based on my evil sister), Kyle (Kai's little bro), Kylie (Kai's big sis), Tyrone & Tizane (Tyson's siblings) & maybe few others with few small roles.

Ok in this chapter it's all about Kai & Tyson's long lost family and their stuff up life. Forgive me if the story a bit stuff up & kind of out of plot, as this story doesn't really have a plot (I just go with the flow) but who cares as long as they funny, he.. he. he. ^_^ LOL =D

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Chapter 5. My family tree is a prickle cactus tree

Soon when it was lunchtime it was time for Mariah to do her revenge on Kai. A lot of people watched the fun "Yo listen you dirty son of the b****, I don't want to waste my time on you loser who doesn't even know how to 'snow blow' and for you big fat information I happen to have a high school sweetheart, unlike you loser who still have Barbie doll stuck up your a**" Said Mariah, she then flipped her hair and did a catwalk like the boys taught her to.

"Yeah whatever" Said Kai, yawning "I got enough of that with Kylie (his big sister) at home. Lets see your sweetheart then"

Mariah then walked to see her high school man. It was Robert all along, "Ha. Your high school sweetheart is Robert! Ha. ha. ha."

Eddie was so p***ed of looking at his handy work being wrecked that instant, he walked his way in Kai and tried to shut him up, "You just don't know when to shut up, do you sexy boy! Get a life man!"

"I have a pretty sexy one" Continued Kai beating Eddie to the edge. Everyone were all cracked up laughing watching them, except for Tyson. He was too busy watching the soccer game in the back of the playground, bottom oval. He saw an awfully familiar boy there. Tyson then remembered, it was Kyle his ex team mate. Tyson used to play soccer with Kyle back in Japan but then he gave it up for Beyblading and never see him again until now. Kyle looks alike to Kai except he doesn't do a so call 'funky' poster paint (according to Kai) in his cheek, he's shy, quiet & doesn't swear at all.

The school bully Emza and her gang was watching the game is well. On the soccer field Kyle accidentally kicked the ball out of the field and hit the ball on Emza's face, this could really mean last moment in his life for him, "Whoever did this to my face will be buried under bug crap tonight dead or alive!" Said Emza. She then saw Kyle in front of her and went all quiet like never before.

"I'm sorry" Kyle said nervously shaking.

"That's ok. Better luck next time man, remember stay cool stay focused" Said Emza calmly. It was odd 'cause she never forgive someone before. She was about to start a conversation when a coach called Kyle, living him out of her sight. Emza the school bully was in love.

Tyson saw the whole thing but then shocked by someone behind him, he turned around and found Max "Hi Tyson" Said Max. "AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!" Screamed Tyson. "Max! don't scare me like that you b***H!" Said Tyson, holding his chest.

"What's up?" Asked Max.

"Nothing, it was only Emza the bully and Kyle" Said Tyson "This remind me of a story"

"I better get going" Said Max.

"Not so fast!" Said Tyson pulling Max's collar "You never guess what happen with Emza and Kyle" Said Tyson "Kyle accidentally kicked the soccer ball on Emza face but strangely Emza forgive him, this is never happen to anyone before. Something weird is definitely going on"

"Lets spy on them then" suggested Max.

They spied on them and heard Emza talked "We as the Pen15 Gangsta, has to be nice to that kid!" She ordered her famous gang named Pen15 Gangsta. "Why? 'cause I'm in love with that kid" Said Emza furiously.

One of her team member saw Tyson and Max "Look behind you, boss" Said the guy. Emza turned around and saw Max and Tyson "What do we have here? A bunch of idiotic jackasses spying on us!" Said Emza, raising her fist.

"Wait, we're overheard your conversation about Kyle and we can help" Said Max.

"OK I'll take your offer but no tricks or I place you on the hospital coma!" Emza smiled viciously. Tyson shook her hand.

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"First all you need to prove a guy that you like him, is to be nice to him" Said Max.

"I'm already f***n nice! Am I not good enough?" Screamed Emza. "I'm nice, don't I boys?" Asked Emza turned to her gang and asked.

"NO" answered her gang simply.

"Fine! That's 5 against me!" Said Emza turned back to Tyson and Max "So what other USEFUL guy stuff are you going to teach me?"

"You have to be full of care, perhaps you could make him a lunch or something" Said Max "I can help you cook up a storm if you want"

"No problemo! I'm a good cook you know" She answered. Her gang's face turned all green, Max turned somewhere and went back with Ray.

"I want y'all to meet Ray" Said Max to Emza "He came from China and he could teach you to cook some Chinese"

"Hi how you doing?" Said Ray, shaking Emza's hand "Max told me that you want to learn how to cook, so I asked the people in the café and they said we can borrow their kitchen"

"Great!" Said Emza. And so they all went inside the kitchen and Ray & Emza started to cook.

"Um, Emza which country is Kyle came from?" Asked Ray so that he could pick which dishes to cook.

"I think he's Chinese" Answered Emza.

"Ok thanks Emza" Replied Ray "That's easy then, we could make some rice cakes"

"Cool!, I can do that" Said Emza "You can go 'cause I don't think I would be needing any help" She continued confidently. Ray left and 15 minutes later he came back.

"How are we doing?" He asked.

"I got a bizarre idea of making it into a figure of me, but it's ended up looking like a pig" She sighed.

"How about a soccer ball, Tyson said he's into soccer am I right?" Said Ray, looking around the messy kitchen. The cooking were all ready and it was enough for them to taste some and give them to Kyle.

"All right! I want y'all to taste my cooking and be honest. AND IT'S BETTER BE GOOD!" She screamed, held up her fist.

"Um, it's good" Said everyone smiling, pretending it was good. Emza then walked to the playground and found Kyle sitting down and eating his sandwich. She walked toward him and flipped his sandwich to the ground.

"Here I made you some lunch!" Emza said hastily. "I know you like soccer so I made a soccer ball shaped rice cakes"

"Thanks" Said Kyle politely.

"So, you from China eh? Do like it here in Australia?"

"No, actually I came from Russia. I born there and lived with my Grandfather and my big sister Kylie. I came here on a search for my long lost brother Kai" He said, holding up a photo of Kai. He then quietly took a bite out of the rice cakes and went silent, he knew Emza would expecting a good comment. "This is good" He quietly said.

"Thanks mate, I could make you some of those sh**y stuff again if you want" She smiled scarily.

"Um I better get going now" Said Kyle, walked away. Emza away too, everyone followed her except Tyson.

It took Tyson 5 minutes until he realised that he was left alone. "How dare that b**** left me, some kind a friend Max is!" He screamed. He then decided to talk to Kyle to see if he remember him "Yo"

"Hi, I remember you, we used to play soccer in Japan" Kyle smiled, shaking Tyson's hand.

"Yes, off course" Said Tyson happily. "Anyway, I think Emza the bully like you" Said Tyson, getting straight to the point.

"I knew that" Answered Kyle, casually "Tizane, a girl in our class got the biggest mouth around here along with her 18 years old big brother Tyrone"

"Tizane? Tyrone? That's sounds like the name of my siblings" Said Tyson "Tizane is my little sister name and Tyrone is my big brother name"

"Well, maybe your family are here" Said Kyle.

"Yeah, how about your family?" Asked Tyson.

"Well, I have an 18 years old sister named Kylie and a lost big brother named Kai"

"KAI!" shouted Tyson in shock.

"Yeah but Kai ran away from home, before I even born yet, so I never really know him" Explained Kyle.

"Once you know to him I swear you'll never want to know him" Said Tyson. "So, who do you live with?"

"I live with my Grandfather and his sidekick Boris" Kyle continued.

"Voltaire! Boris!" Screamed Tyson in panic again. Tyson then felt someone tap his back.

"Hey did you know that- Tyson!" Screamed a girl when Tyson turned around. She looks exactly like Tyson except her gender of course. "What are you doing here?" She asked. "I thought you're in Russia"

"Tizane?" Said Tyson.

"Well" asked Tizane.

"Tizane?" Asked Tyson again.

"Who's up for some pizza!?" shouted Tizane, in Tyson's kind of way. This was their way of saying 'snap out of it!' That's when Tyson knew that it was really his little sister all along.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Asked Tyson.

"No I asked first, what are you doing here?" She relied grumpily.

"Russian tournament was over last month, there happy now!" Snapped Tyson, hastily.

"Yes, I'm happy now. And for your answer, I'm here because Dad was here" She explained.

"You mean you get to be with Dad and I got to stuck with crazy Grandpa?!"

Tizane nodded happily "If you want you can come and live with us, but of course you have to sleep in my room and read me stories, since you don't have your own"

"No thanks, Ew. I rather be with my mates. Anyways how's Ma?"

"Well 2 weeks ago we won a lottery and Mama ran away with the 4 million dollars and Bobby the dog & Burcher the cat" She said grumpily.

"Great my family tree is a prickle cactus tree!" Said Tyson grumpily.

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~Meanwhile~

"So what the f*** is wrong with me? I'm nice, why he looked at me like I'm a monster?!" Complained Emza.

"Well maybe he scarred of you. You're a bully you know, a famous one" Said Max.

"Yeah Emza, Max is right you have to be nice. You're a bully and he scarred of you especially when you flipped his sandwich" Said Ray.

"You have a point there pal" Said Emza "I know! If I give up being a bully, maybe he'll like me!"

Ray smiled, but her gang's mouth dropped open. "Here I wont be needing these" She took out a shield just like FBI's, 3 guns, a pocket knife and other killing items. Sweats dropped from everyone.

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Tyson makes his way to the canteen, then it was his turn to order "Can I please have a donut" Said Tyson, He then paid the lady. As the lady get his donut, he saw Kai screaming at Mariah, making her cry. Kai then walked pass Tyson, Tyson then made a comment to Kai "Yo Kai, you pretty smooth with the laydeez"

Kai who was very p***ed at the moment, used the end of palm of his hand and hit Tyson's nose. Tyson ended up with a bleeding nose whole, that's when he realised that he shouldn't do that all along. He then went to the sickbay and lied himself down, on his way teachers around the office greeted him 'cause he's famous for being the school Hypochondriac.

Later he felt asleep and dreamt about his Teak-won-doe lesson with his grandpa when he was 10. Suddenly he tasted something hot in his mouth. He woke up instantly and screamed, he found out it was a chilly in his mouth.

"Tyson, wake up!" It was Ray. He handed him a glass of drink "C'mon it's home time" Said Ray, helping Tyson up "I got your bag"

"But.. But.." Moaned Tyson.

"And I took you an after school snack and your donut" Said Ray, held up a brown paper bag.

"Thanks Ray. Where's Max & Chief?"

"Well they both went with Emza, so I figured since nobody know you here I help" Said Ray. They then walked out and went home.

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Meanwhile Kai was walking with the Demolition boys. Then there's a long limo appeared in front of the school. Kai, Spencer, followed by Ian went into the back seats. Voltaire normally let Tala in charge, so he get to sit in front.

Spencer stared at Tala's ass through the glass wall between the back and the front seat and giggling, but Tala couldn't hear them 'cause of the wall between them "Look at Tala's ass, it's so sexy!" laughed Spencer.

"What?!" Questioned Ian.

"Don't worry I like your's better" Spencer continued (You probably wandering why they said that, well they obviously gays) Kai then moved away uncomfortably.

Soon they reached the mansion. Kai went out of the limo and entered into his house for the first time in ages. Tala quietly slid a special card into the door hole and the door flew open, Voltaire and Boris were in front of them.

"Welcome home, boy" Greeted Voltaire. They stepped in and found a blue haired familiar young lady ran across the room, screaming. "Kylie say hello to the boy!" Voltaire ordered.

"NO! Granddaddy I need a new hat!" She moaned childishly.

"Kylie!" Shouted Boris.

"Oh hi Boris" She smiled in front of him "Granddaddy I need a new hat!!!!" She continued again.

"Go away!" Screamed Voltaire loud and clear, both Kyle & Kylie quickly ran outside the room. "OK boy, this is your room" Said Voltaire as he lend Kai into his room. Kai quietly stepped inside and sat down in his bed. "Kylie will buy you some pizza and you stay here, OK?" Kai slowly nodded.

Voltaire shut the door and walked to Kylie "Kylie buy some pizza for your brother!"

"I can't" She moaned childishly.

"Why not?"

"I don't feel like it"

"Oh and get yourself some new shoes & hats" Said Voltaire helplessly, handed her a credit card knowing this would work as a charm.

"Bye Granddaddy" She smiled again and quickly left.

A while later Kylie was back with the pizza, but found Kai climbing off the window "Hey, this is your pizza. Where are you going?"

"Zip it woman!" He yelled, climbing off the window. Kylie then pressed the security button and the alarm went on. Kai made it to the front door but he got no time to lose, so he launched the Black Dranzer and the door broke open.

"Going somewhere, boy?" Said Voltaire, behind him. "What are you going to do? Send the dogs out? Do your worst!" Said Kai confidently.

"My worst! Do it Boris!" Screamed Voltaire. Boris pressed a button. A weird looking robot showed up and started to dance Macarena in front of them.

"Holy sh**, this is worst! Well y'all can jump in Kai's d**k and kiss my a**" He said, running away. The robot then went out of control, Boris shot it but it became worse.

"Get HIM!" Yelled Voltaire as they chased Kai.

"Good bye Volt, I'm leaving and you can't stop me! I'm going to Miami where the sun shines and it's nice and warm and people don't need some s*** from their Grandpa! I know you don't think I don't have any talent Volt, but I do! So I'm going to leave you and off to Barcelona and sign in for a bull rush s***" Shouted Kai, as he kept running. Voltaire and Boris suddenly stopped running and gave up, they obviously too slow to versus Kai in the cross-country.

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There you go my nuttie readers, that's should be do it for now. Again I'm so sorry for the messy plot 'cause I just do this from a top of my head. I hope y'all like it, keep on reviewing my friends, reviews makes me HAPPY! =D

It's school holiday now in Australia, so I should be able to update another one sooner. In the meantime, keep on going nuts, LOL =D

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