Hi there man! I'm back again! Thanks to my friend SamuraiHaruko & other
reviewers that kept me going, y'all rocks!
Disclaimer ~ I don't own Beyblade or any of the characters, they're too good to be mine ^_^
Well hope y'all like this one, 'cause this one is more musical & funnier than previous ones. I got the title from P.Diddy, Nelly & Murphy Lee's song, 'cause I love that song a lot at the moment. LOL
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Chapter 7. Shake your tail-feather
Grandpa drove to Cozy's. The place was weird, it only got few table on it but it got a big stage in front. The place kind a look Mexican, The waiters wear a big hat and ukulele with a tray. "There they are" said Tyson, pointing.
"No I'm not going" Refused Grandpa. Tyson took a menu book "They got 5 different pork chops!" Said Tyson amazed. "Bring them on" Said Grandpa. Grandpa sat next to Grandma but they didn't talk at all even when Tyson start to tell jokes, only Tyrone & Tizane laughed.
"That's it" said Tyson, standing up. "Tizane & Tyrone, go over there!" Ordered Tyson "You two are going to talk and I'm taking the key" Said Tyson to the oldies, taking the car key and he continued "So if y'all want to go home, y'all got to use the waiters bike, like this CHING CHING!" Said Tyson hysterically, making the bicycle noise while pretended he riding the bike. The 2 still didn't talk to each other, the music then start. They saw their grand children danced in the stage. Tyson was in the lead, the truth is he's good at dancing "And I will always love you.." Tyson sang Whitney Houston's song in the high-pitched voice. Then the music change, it was Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean', they all sang again "She said I was the one, but the kid is not my son" The music then changed again "Man, I feel like a woman..." They all sang, but grandpa & grandma appeared to be annoyed.
"I'm taking a cab!" Said Grandma.
"So do I" Said grandpa. They both stood up.
"Stop!" Yelled Tyson. Suddenly the music changed again, this time it was Village People's YMCA. The Children started to dance and sing again "Young men! There's no need to be down, I said, Young Men!" They all stopped as Grandma exited.
"You three, I'm going home" Said Grandpa. "If y'all want to go home I suggest y'all clear this crap and go down"
***
Meanwhile at Grandpa's where Kai's in charge. Kai have been looking around at the place, he managed to find a Playstation 2 and now he and the rest are playing super ball. Kai was winning and he shut his eyes with one hands "I'm not even looking, but I still rock! WOO HOO! Yeah Baby!!!" He exclaimed as he jumped on his leg and started to skipped around like a ballet dancer. He didn't even realise that Tyson and his grandpa were looking at him behind him. He then turned around and pretended to be tough "What are you lazy brats doing, clean your mess up! I never see such a disgusting groups of children!! Phew.."
Ray, Max & Kenny were all standing straight behind him, looking at his scary glare in horror like a groups of trained armies. Kai walked pass to Max and hit his head with a newspaper "Get a haircut, it's too long!" He then walked off to Kenny and picked on him this time "Tuck your shirt in.." He then paused, forgotten Chief's name then said "Tobey!"
"Who the hell is Tobey?" Asked Tyson. Kai then realised that he made a mistake "I didn't say Tobey, I said Tubby"
"But I heard you said Tobey" Said Grandpa.
"Well that's because of these bludging c**k sucking d***heads were playing their s*** so loud that you misheard me!" Kai replied.
"OK" Said Grandpa "Tyson's what's that, little dude?"
Tyson got a piece of paper "One of the Mexican dude gave it to me, it's the 23rd annual dance award. The winner going to be crowned of the dance floor"
"Piece of cake, I can win that easily" Said Kai.
"AW yeah? Chicks going to come to me with my dance moves!!!" Said Tyson, started to shake his boot.
"Yeah right, pig! Dream on! All the chicks going to come to Kai, 'cause I'm a babe"
"No way Kai! I'm much hotter with my dance moves" Said Tyson. Kai then laughed madly.
"You're just jealous pig! 'Cause I'm tall and elegant" Replied Kai.
"No seriously, they thinks I'm cute like Snoopy" Tyson said.
"Then make the best man win" Said Kai, shook Tyson's hand.
"Tyson break the board!" Ordered Grandpa.
"YO, while you ordering pig what to do, I'm bored my ass here!" Complained Kai.
"Go and read some magazine there!" Said Grandpa.
"OK" Said Kai. As he started to look he found MAD magazines only, so he decided to asked "Yo, Do you have any Ralph?"
"NO"
"How about Playboy?"
"NO"
"How about one of those magazine, where they all sending picture of their chicks naked?"
"Just watch it!" Said Grandpa, annoyed. Tyson broke the board, he then spined and did a moonwalk "See Kai! I can do a moonwalk!" Said Tyson "I learned it, cause if you trained with Grandpa, that's the golden rules, you must do the moonwalk after breaking the board"
"You're not gonna win with that moonwalk. Chicks loves break dancing and I'm doing it" Said Kai.
"Well if we want to go we must go home and get change, so we're not late" Said Ray. And that's exactly what they all did.
After getting changed, they all went to the Café to have their dinner. Kai took a small plate and a piece of fried chicken. Gary the huge hungry guy from White Tigers, pinched Kai's chicken from his plate. Kai was too short to get it back, Gary was too tall for him. Kai was so mad, so he pulled Gary's hand to a some sort of storeroom and locked him in with a huge sausage in the door. He then walked away, saying nothing.
Meanwhile Gary was wandering, where he was. Although he doesn't know how to speak English, he said something in Chinese and if I translate it to English it will go something like this "Where am I? Gee, it's dark in here. Oh S*** I think I'm lost. Oh I remember, it was that blue Russian d*** who put me here, damn him!"
Meanwhile everyone were eating and Ray asked "Hey, does anyone seen Gary?"
"No! Who cares" Said Kai.
"I'm going to look for him then" Said Ray.
"Me too" Said Tyson, smiling. They looked and Tyson thought that he might be in the storeroom and they were right. Gary rushed to Tyson and hugged him, saying 'I love you' in Chinese. Tyson couldn't breath, his face turned pink. Ray slowly pulled Tyson of Gary and asked him 'Who did these mess?' in Chinese. Gary explained all about it.
Ray, Tyson and Gary walked to Kai "Kai why did you lock Gary in the storeroom? You know he couldn't speak English at all" Said Ray.
"What do you mean, I don't lock that big hairy baboon! Ew. yuck!"
"Liar!" Replied Gary in Chinese "That d*** head is a liar! F*** off Bi***!"
"What did he said?" Asked Kai.
"Nothing" Said Ray, lying. He knew if Kai knows it, it will get longer.
"He said 'That d***head is a liar! F*** off B****" Said Kevin, came in with a popcorn to watch the fum.
"WELL KEEP YOUR C*** OUT OF MY F***N SIGHT! AND I'LL KEEP YOU'RE A** AND C*** ALIVE!" Shouted Kai, going red.
Kevin explained it to Gary in Chinese and Gary said "Bring it on, b****"and Kevin explained it to Kai. Kai then looked at Gary and he instantly knew that he doesn't stand a chance so he said, "Pull me boys!" While pretended to attack, but he couldn't. The huge security then came "Get out of the café or I'll make you suffer!" So they all went.
"Hey, it's almost time for the award, so we better split up" Said Max. They all agreed, so they all went to their own separate way.
***
At the dance award Kai was waiting for Tyson. He was wearing a blue and grey baggy Fubu shirt and his hair were corn-rowed like Rapper. Ray walked over to Kai "Kai why did you lock Gary? I know you did it"
"Fine, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you" Said Kai.
"Well you can baby sit Kevin for a couple of week"
"Deal" Said Kai, then walked to someone who looked familiar. The guy was wearing a leather jacket and a sunglasses, he was talking to Max, Kai grabbed him by the shoulder and took his glasses, it was Kenny. "Chief?" Said Kai in shock, he never seen a nerd dressed that way before.
"A nerd have their time to shine, you know" Said Kenny.
"Anyway since I saw everyone here, looks like the f***n pig is chicken out!" Said Kai. DJ then appeared on the stage, as always he was hosting the show "B**** and gentlemen! It's show time! Hurry. hurry form a parallel lines". Everyone form a parallel lines, a red carpet rolled in between. Everyone took turn dancing and if people like it they cheer. Person with the most cheer wins.
Kai did his break-dancing, but unfortunately nobody's cheer. "What's up with these people, man!" He said to Max, when he finished. Max shrugged. "Aw well, at least I showed up" He said.
Then came a fat Michael Jackson, doing a moonwalk through the carpet. It was Tyson, he won over the crown, the chicks all came to him, they all cheered non-stop.
Kai's mouth dropped open "I think I'll go home to rehearse for the Beyblade tournament" He walked, full of shame.
"Surprise!" Said the familiar voices, gun wave heard on the back. "The tournament is this week, brother!" The voices said again.
"Aw f***" Said Kai, he knew it was Tala and his boys. Spencer took Kai & kidnapped him while max managed to escape to tell the rest. Kai was locked in the van, with guns pointed on him. He again been kidnapped by the Demolition Boys.
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There you go, hope you like it. I'll post some more chapter later on, see you then.
Aw. please review ^_^
Love y'all always ~ hott dogg ~ =D
Disclaimer ~ I don't own Beyblade or any of the characters, they're too good to be mine ^_^
Well hope y'all like this one, 'cause this one is more musical & funnier than previous ones. I got the title from P.Diddy, Nelly & Murphy Lee's song, 'cause I love that song a lot at the moment. LOL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 7. Shake your tail-feather
Grandpa drove to Cozy's. The place was weird, it only got few table on it but it got a big stage in front. The place kind a look Mexican, The waiters wear a big hat and ukulele with a tray. "There they are" said Tyson, pointing.
"No I'm not going" Refused Grandpa. Tyson took a menu book "They got 5 different pork chops!" Said Tyson amazed. "Bring them on" Said Grandpa. Grandpa sat next to Grandma but they didn't talk at all even when Tyson start to tell jokes, only Tyrone & Tizane laughed.
"That's it" said Tyson, standing up. "Tizane & Tyrone, go over there!" Ordered Tyson "You two are going to talk and I'm taking the key" Said Tyson to the oldies, taking the car key and he continued "So if y'all want to go home, y'all got to use the waiters bike, like this CHING CHING!" Said Tyson hysterically, making the bicycle noise while pretended he riding the bike. The 2 still didn't talk to each other, the music then start. They saw their grand children danced in the stage. Tyson was in the lead, the truth is he's good at dancing "And I will always love you.." Tyson sang Whitney Houston's song in the high-pitched voice. Then the music change, it was Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean', they all sang again "She said I was the one, but the kid is not my son" The music then changed again "Man, I feel like a woman..." They all sang, but grandpa & grandma appeared to be annoyed.
"I'm taking a cab!" Said Grandma.
"So do I" Said grandpa. They both stood up.
"Stop!" Yelled Tyson. Suddenly the music changed again, this time it was Village People's YMCA. The Children started to dance and sing again "Young men! There's no need to be down, I said, Young Men!" They all stopped as Grandma exited.
"You three, I'm going home" Said Grandpa. "If y'all want to go home I suggest y'all clear this crap and go down"
***
Meanwhile at Grandpa's where Kai's in charge. Kai have been looking around at the place, he managed to find a Playstation 2 and now he and the rest are playing super ball. Kai was winning and he shut his eyes with one hands "I'm not even looking, but I still rock! WOO HOO! Yeah Baby!!!" He exclaimed as he jumped on his leg and started to skipped around like a ballet dancer. He didn't even realise that Tyson and his grandpa were looking at him behind him. He then turned around and pretended to be tough "What are you lazy brats doing, clean your mess up! I never see such a disgusting groups of children!! Phew.."
Ray, Max & Kenny were all standing straight behind him, looking at his scary glare in horror like a groups of trained armies. Kai walked pass to Max and hit his head with a newspaper "Get a haircut, it's too long!" He then walked off to Kenny and picked on him this time "Tuck your shirt in.." He then paused, forgotten Chief's name then said "Tobey!"
"Who the hell is Tobey?" Asked Tyson. Kai then realised that he made a mistake "I didn't say Tobey, I said Tubby"
"But I heard you said Tobey" Said Grandpa.
"Well that's because of these bludging c**k sucking d***heads were playing their s*** so loud that you misheard me!" Kai replied.
"OK" Said Grandpa "Tyson's what's that, little dude?"
Tyson got a piece of paper "One of the Mexican dude gave it to me, it's the 23rd annual dance award. The winner going to be crowned of the dance floor"
"Piece of cake, I can win that easily" Said Kai.
"AW yeah? Chicks going to come to me with my dance moves!!!" Said Tyson, started to shake his boot.
"Yeah right, pig! Dream on! All the chicks going to come to Kai, 'cause I'm a babe"
"No way Kai! I'm much hotter with my dance moves" Said Tyson. Kai then laughed madly.
"You're just jealous pig! 'Cause I'm tall and elegant" Replied Kai.
"No seriously, they thinks I'm cute like Snoopy" Tyson said.
"Then make the best man win" Said Kai, shook Tyson's hand.
"Tyson break the board!" Ordered Grandpa.
"YO, while you ordering pig what to do, I'm bored my ass here!" Complained Kai.
"Go and read some magazine there!" Said Grandpa.
"OK" Said Kai. As he started to look he found MAD magazines only, so he decided to asked "Yo, Do you have any Ralph?"
"NO"
"How about Playboy?"
"NO"
"How about one of those magazine, where they all sending picture of their chicks naked?"
"Just watch it!" Said Grandpa, annoyed. Tyson broke the board, he then spined and did a moonwalk "See Kai! I can do a moonwalk!" Said Tyson "I learned it, cause if you trained with Grandpa, that's the golden rules, you must do the moonwalk after breaking the board"
"You're not gonna win with that moonwalk. Chicks loves break dancing and I'm doing it" Said Kai.
"Well if we want to go we must go home and get change, so we're not late" Said Ray. And that's exactly what they all did.
After getting changed, they all went to the Café to have their dinner. Kai took a small plate and a piece of fried chicken. Gary the huge hungry guy from White Tigers, pinched Kai's chicken from his plate. Kai was too short to get it back, Gary was too tall for him. Kai was so mad, so he pulled Gary's hand to a some sort of storeroom and locked him in with a huge sausage in the door. He then walked away, saying nothing.
Meanwhile Gary was wandering, where he was. Although he doesn't know how to speak English, he said something in Chinese and if I translate it to English it will go something like this "Where am I? Gee, it's dark in here. Oh S*** I think I'm lost. Oh I remember, it was that blue Russian d*** who put me here, damn him!"
Meanwhile everyone were eating and Ray asked "Hey, does anyone seen Gary?"
"No! Who cares" Said Kai.
"I'm going to look for him then" Said Ray.
"Me too" Said Tyson, smiling. They looked and Tyson thought that he might be in the storeroom and they were right. Gary rushed to Tyson and hugged him, saying 'I love you' in Chinese. Tyson couldn't breath, his face turned pink. Ray slowly pulled Tyson of Gary and asked him 'Who did these mess?' in Chinese. Gary explained all about it.
Ray, Tyson and Gary walked to Kai "Kai why did you lock Gary in the storeroom? You know he couldn't speak English at all" Said Ray.
"What do you mean, I don't lock that big hairy baboon! Ew. yuck!"
"Liar!" Replied Gary in Chinese "That d*** head is a liar! F*** off Bi***!"
"What did he said?" Asked Kai.
"Nothing" Said Ray, lying. He knew if Kai knows it, it will get longer.
"He said 'That d***head is a liar! F*** off B****" Said Kevin, came in with a popcorn to watch the fum.
"WELL KEEP YOUR C*** OUT OF MY F***N SIGHT! AND I'LL KEEP YOU'RE A** AND C*** ALIVE!" Shouted Kai, going red.
Kevin explained it to Gary in Chinese and Gary said "Bring it on, b****"and Kevin explained it to Kai. Kai then looked at Gary and he instantly knew that he doesn't stand a chance so he said, "Pull me boys!" While pretended to attack, but he couldn't. The huge security then came "Get out of the café or I'll make you suffer!" So they all went.
"Hey, it's almost time for the award, so we better split up" Said Max. They all agreed, so they all went to their own separate way.
***
At the dance award Kai was waiting for Tyson. He was wearing a blue and grey baggy Fubu shirt and his hair were corn-rowed like Rapper. Ray walked over to Kai "Kai why did you lock Gary? I know you did it"
"Fine, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you" Said Kai.
"Well you can baby sit Kevin for a couple of week"
"Deal" Said Kai, then walked to someone who looked familiar. The guy was wearing a leather jacket and a sunglasses, he was talking to Max, Kai grabbed him by the shoulder and took his glasses, it was Kenny. "Chief?" Said Kai in shock, he never seen a nerd dressed that way before.
"A nerd have their time to shine, you know" Said Kenny.
"Anyway since I saw everyone here, looks like the f***n pig is chicken out!" Said Kai. DJ then appeared on the stage, as always he was hosting the show "B**** and gentlemen! It's show time! Hurry. hurry form a parallel lines". Everyone form a parallel lines, a red carpet rolled in between. Everyone took turn dancing and if people like it they cheer. Person with the most cheer wins.
Kai did his break-dancing, but unfortunately nobody's cheer. "What's up with these people, man!" He said to Max, when he finished. Max shrugged. "Aw well, at least I showed up" He said.
Then came a fat Michael Jackson, doing a moonwalk through the carpet. It was Tyson, he won over the crown, the chicks all came to him, they all cheered non-stop.
Kai's mouth dropped open "I think I'll go home to rehearse for the Beyblade tournament" He walked, full of shame.
"Surprise!" Said the familiar voices, gun wave heard on the back. "The tournament is this week, brother!" The voices said again.
"Aw f***" Said Kai, he knew it was Tala and his boys. Spencer took Kai & kidnapped him while max managed to escape to tell the rest. Kai was locked in the van, with guns pointed on him. He again been kidnapped by the Demolition Boys.
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There you go, hope you like it. I'll post some more chapter later on, see you then.
Aw. please review ^_^
Love y'all always ~ hott dogg ~ =D