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Disclaimer ~ I don't own Beyblade or it's characters. LOL, enjoy!
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Chapter 8. The pig save your life!
Kai was at Tala's room in Voltaire's mansion with the Demolition Boys. He was tied to the chair "What do you think you're doing, running away? It's a big mistake and you know it" Said Tala, but Kai didn't answer.
"Spencer, waste him!" Said Tala, exited the room.
"Anything you wanted to say before you die, Kai?" Asked Spencer, while filling his gun with bullets.
"Well, there's something, but nah.."
"No go on, I got plenty of time" Said Spencer.
"Well it just that, you got such a wonderful voice and a great image" Said Kai, lying.
"Really?" Said Spencer "I'll untied you and you can watch me sing"
"Thanks, Jackass!" Said Kai, He suddenly punch Spencer's di** with his fist and quickly ran away.
"Get that little b***h!" Screamed Spencer, painfully. Kai was running and he went to the corner, he could see Voltaire's coming. Kai was so nervous "Stupid Tala" Said Kai, then turned himself into Tala, using his given Magical Power. "Aw hi Tala" Greeted Voltaire as he walked passed Kai, who's in disgust as Tala.
"Huh?" Kai asked himself. He looked at himself and remembered that he was Tala "Wow, I always wonder what it was like to be Tala! Wow, he have a pretty sexy a**!" Said Kai, then pulled his shirt sleeve "Wow, he got a smooth skin and a big juicy d**k too" Said Kai, stretched his pants "But I rather be Kai" He said, turned back to normal "Those pants are too tight! But mine are just right" He heard a noise so quickly ran, but unfortunately Spencer and Ian caught him.
"Freeze, motherbi***es!" Spencer shouted. Then, Chief, Max, Tyson & Ray came to the rescue "Run Kai! I'll take care of it!" Shouted Tyson.
"Thanks, man" Said Kai, quickly ran.
"Yo fat-ass, you let him go! You have no sense you freak!" Shouted Ian at Tyson.
"Freak, you calling me Freak! Apologise now, you Captain Big-nose, 'I'm gonna blow you away!" Yelled Tyson.
"Apologise? No way babe!" Ian laughed madly. Tyson frowned, he then waved his hand in the air putting a sleep spell on Ian & Spencer, who then automatically fall asleep.
Meanwhile Kai was still running, suddenly he heard another noise "Where the hell are you going punk?"
"Tala?"
"Yep!" Said Tala, clapping his hand "I'm not as stupid as Spencer. Which mean I ain't gonna let you say anything" Said Tala, taking his gun.
"No way, sexy boy! I'm taking a vowel. That I'll die sexy and I'll be buried sexy is well, with Pamela Anderson!" Smirked Kai.
"Why, cause she got big jugs?" Asked Tala, laughing.
"Cause I think she's the sexiest woman alive and I'm the sexy Beast. So I think I deserve that!"
"Sure, I'll make it happen plus I even arrange & pay the funeral for you" Tala pointed his gun at Kai "Yo Kai! If you go to hell tell them Tala sent you"
Kai quickly turned around ran in horror, but he was too late. He was shot in his a**. Tyson, Max, Ray & Chief then came but again they were too late. Kai then rushed to the hospital.
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Tyson was wandering around in the Hospital suddenly a group of nurses pulled him with them "Come on, doctor" Said one of them.
"But I'm not a doctor!" Said Tyson.
"Very funny, good one doc" Said another one.
"I'm only 12" Said Tyson, but they took him into the surgery room anyway "I keep telling you I ain't no Doctor!"
"And we kept telling you 'very funny' now lets go!" Said the nurse as they put on the green apron, green cap & plastic surgery glove on Tyson. Tyson had no choice but to go with them. He leant down to look at the patient it was Kai. He looked like he's asleep, but then he opened his eyes and fainted again, seeing Tyson's big fat disgusting face really close to his.
Another groups of nurses then came by to the room again "Hurry! There's an 82 years old man steeling a bottle of medicine and ate them! This patient, just have to wait!" Everyone then rushed outside except Tyson.
When they all exited, Tyson wandered around the surgery in hunger and remembered that he had a packet of tropical fruit bubbalicious candy. He took out the candy out of his pocket and took one out. Don't want to waste anymore time, he quickly threw the candy in the air and tried to catch it with his mouth, but unfortunately he failed. It dropped into some cut open red blooded cheek, which appear to be Kai's a**.
Tyson was freaking in shock cause it's his last candy, without another thought he gently put his hand inside and looked around for the round candy, but all he could only feel was some oval shape smooth stuff. He quietly took it out and realised, it was just a bullets, so he dropped it back inside then realised that he shouldn't dropped it in Kai's a**. So he went looking for it again, but found his candy instead. The candy was all covered in blood, but Tyson didn't give a sh*t "Aw Raspberry flavoured candy!" He said, dropped it into his mouth without even rinse it or wiped it first.
Then he heard some group of people came back to the surgery room. He then quickly looked for a glue in panic, to stick Kai's a** back together, but he found nothing but staple "Staple, good enough for me" Said Tyson as he stapled Kai's a** together. Fortunately Kai didn't even move or wriggled for the pain, he probably still uncourteous because of seeing Tyson's face.
The nurses, all entered and glared at Kai's stapled a** then at Tyson. "It was like that, when I got here" Tyson said. The nurses then carefully took the staple off one by one. Now they all carefully took out the bullets and tried to stick Kai's a** back together, but because of the staple hole it is impossible to stich since the string would just slipped through the holes in Kai's a** and make it even bigger. Remembered his healing power, Tyson then step forward and put his right hand on top of Kai's a** and healed them, make it as good as new with no trace of blood. The nurses then looked at him in shock. There's a long silence, until one of the nurse broke the ice "Well ok, we should probably tell the patient's friend that he'll be alright but still asleep" Said the nurses, went outside living Tyson inside.
Tyson wandered around again, while the nurses explained the news to Max, Ray & Chief. He found a machine, appears to be a zapper. Tyson put the zapper on top of Kai's chest but nothing happen. He then realised that it was unplugged, so he took the zapper of Kai's chest and plugged them on. Curious to use it, Tyson slowly brought the zapper toward his ear and listen to the electric noise it making. Thought it was ok, he pressed the 2 zappers together, causing him to jump 50 feets up above the ground in shock. He then fall on top of Kai's stomach and bounced of to the ground.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIG YOU D**KHEAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M ONLY WEARING THIS STUPID HOSPITAL ROBE AND NOTHING ELSE IS ON! (Not even undies)" Kai yelled.
Ray, Max & Chief heard a very familiar scream, so they rushed to Kai's room and found the 2 freaking out. Kai was yelling, while Tyson was trying to get his bottom up (He was too fat to get up so he always need a hand)
"PIG YOU MOTHERBI***ES, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BY GIVING ME A SUDDEN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!" Yelled Kai, going all red and steamy.
"Now Kai, I'm sure that."
"YOU SHUT UP, YOU FORGETING THAT I'M THE CAPTAIN AROUND HERE, NERD-ASS!" Kai yelled, pushed Kenny to the ground "AND YOU PIG!"
"The pig save your life!" Said Ray as he helped Tyson and Chief both up. They all then went back to the hotel, with Kai having trouble walking and grumping throughout the process.
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There you go, I hope you like it. Please keep R&R. The next one will be posted real soon!
LOL ~ hott dogg ~ ^_^ =D
Disclaimer ~ I don't own Beyblade or it's characters. LOL, enjoy!
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Chapter 8. The pig save your life!
Kai was at Tala's room in Voltaire's mansion with the Demolition Boys. He was tied to the chair "What do you think you're doing, running away? It's a big mistake and you know it" Said Tala, but Kai didn't answer.
"Spencer, waste him!" Said Tala, exited the room.
"Anything you wanted to say before you die, Kai?" Asked Spencer, while filling his gun with bullets.
"Well, there's something, but nah.."
"No go on, I got plenty of time" Said Spencer.
"Well it just that, you got such a wonderful voice and a great image" Said Kai, lying.
"Really?" Said Spencer "I'll untied you and you can watch me sing"
"Thanks, Jackass!" Said Kai, He suddenly punch Spencer's di** with his fist and quickly ran away.
"Get that little b***h!" Screamed Spencer, painfully. Kai was running and he went to the corner, he could see Voltaire's coming. Kai was so nervous "Stupid Tala" Said Kai, then turned himself into Tala, using his given Magical Power. "Aw hi Tala" Greeted Voltaire as he walked passed Kai, who's in disgust as Tala.
"Huh?" Kai asked himself. He looked at himself and remembered that he was Tala "Wow, I always wonder what it was like to be Tala! Wow, he have a pretty sexy a**!" Said Kai, then pulled his shirt sleeve "Wow, he got a smooth skin and a big juicy d**k too" Said Kai, stretched his pants "But I rather be Kai" He said, turned back to normal "Those pants are too tight! But mine are just right" He heard a noise so quickly ran, but unfortunately Spencer and Ian caught him.
"Freeze, motherbi***es!" Spencer shouted. Then, Chief, Max, Tyson & Ray came to the rescue "Run Kai! I'll take care of it!" Shouted Tyson.
"Thanks, man" Said Kai, quickly ran.
"Yo fat-ass, you let him go! You have no sense you freak!" Shouted Ian at Tyson.
"Freak, you calling me Freak! Apologise now, you Captain Big-nose, 'I'm gonna blow you away!" Yelled Tyson.
"Apologise? No way babe!" Ian laughed madly. Tyson frowned, he then waved his hand in the air putting a sleep spell on Ian & Spencer, who then automatically fall asleep.
Meanwhile Kai was still running, suddenly he heard another noise "Where the hell are you going punk?"
"Tala?"
"Yep!" Said Tala, clapping his hand "I'm not as stupid as Spencer. Which mean I ain't gonna let you say anything" Said Tala, taking his gun.
"No way, sexy boy! I'm taking a vowel. That I'll die sexy and I'll be buried sexy is well, with Pamela Anderson!" Smirked Kai.
"Why, cause she got big jugs?" Asked Tala, laughing.
"Cause I think she's the sexiest woman alive and I'm the sexy Beast. So I think I deserve that!"
"Sure, I'll make it happen plus I even arrange & pay the funeral for you" Tala pointed his gun at Kai "Yo Kai! If you go to hell tell them Tala sent you"
Kai quickly turned around ran in horror, but he was too late. He was shot in his a**. Tyson, Max, Ray & Chief then came but again they were too late. Kai then rushed to the hospital.
***
Tyson was wandering around in the Hospital suddenly a group of nurses pulled him with them "Come on, doctor" Said one of them.
"But I'm not a doctor!" Said Tyson.
"Very funny, good one doc" Said another one.
"I'm only 12" Said Tyson, but they took him into the surgery room anyway "I keep telling you I ain't no Doctor!"
"And we kept telling you 'very funny' now lets go!" Said the nurse as they put on the green apron, green cap & plastic surgery glove on Tyson. Tyson had no choice but to go with them. He leant down to look at the patient it was Kai. He looked like he's asleep, but then he opened his eyes and fainted again, seeing Tyson's big fat disgusting face really close to his.
Another groups of nurses then came by to the room again "Hurry! There's an 82 years old man steeling a bottle of medicine and ate them! This patient, just have to wait!" Everyone then rushed outside except Tyson.
When they all exited, Tyson wandered around the surgery in hunger and remembered that he had a packet of tropical fruit bubbalicious candy. He took out the candy out of his pocket and took one out. Don't want to waste anymore time, he quickly threw the candy in the air and tried to catch it with his mouth, but unfortunately he failed. It dropped into some cut open red blooded cheek, which appear to be Kai's a**.
Tyson was freaking in shock cause it's his last candy, without another thought he gently put his hand inside and looked around for the round candy, but all he could only feel was some oval shape smooth stuff. He quietly took it out and realised, it was just a bullets, so he dropped it back inside then realised that he shouldn't dropped it in Kai's a**. So he went looking for it again, but found his candy instead. The candy was all covered in blood, but Tyson didn't give a sh*t "Aw Raspberry flavoured candy!" He said, dropped it into his mouth without even rinse it or wiped it first.
Then he heard some group of people came back to the surgery room. He then quickly looked for a glue in panic, to stick Kai's a** back together, but he found nothing but staple "Staple, good enough for me" Said Tyson as he stapled Kai's a** together. Fortunately Kai didn't even move or wriggled for the pain, he probably still uncourteous because of seeing Tyson's face.
The nurses, all entered and glared at Kai's stapled a** then at Tyson. "It was like that, when I got here" Tyson said. The nurses then carefully took the staple off one by one. Now they all carefully took out the bullets and tried to stick Kai's a** back together, but because of the staple hole it is impossible to stich since the string would just slipped through the holes in Kai's a** and make it even bigger. Remembered his healing power, Tyson then step forward and put his right hand on top of Kai's a** and healed them, make it as good as new with no trace of blood. The nurses then looked at him in shock. There's a long silence, until one of the nurse broke the ice "Well ok, we should probably tell the patient's friend that he'll be alright but still asleep" Said the nurses, went outside living Tyson inside.
Tyson wandered around again, while the nurses explained the news to Max, Ray & Chief. He found a machine, appears to be a zapper. Tyson put the zapper on top of Kai's chest but nothing happen. He then realised that it was unplugged, so he took the zapper of Kai's chest and plugged them on. Curious to use it, Tyson slowly brought the zapper toward his ear and listen to the electric noise it making. Thought it was ok, he pressed the 2 zappers together, causing him to jump 50 feets up above the ground in shock. He then fall on top of Kai's stomach and bounced of to the ground.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIG YOU D**KHEAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M ONLY WEARING THIS STUPID HOSPITAL ROBE AND NOTHING ELSE IS ON! (Not even undies)" Kai yelled.
Ray, Max & Chief heard a very familiar scream, so they rushed to Kai's room and found the 2 freaking out. Kai was yelling, while Tyson was trying to get his bottom up (He was too fat to get up so he always need a hand)
"PIG YOU MOTHERBI***ES, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BY GIVING ME A SUDDEN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!" Yelled Kai, going all red and steamy.
"Now Kai, I'm sure that."
"YOU SHUT UP, YOU FORGETING THAT I'M THE CAPTAIN AROUND HERE, NERD-ASS!" Kai yelled, pushed Kenny to the ground "AND YOU PIG!"
"The pig save your life!" Said Ray as he helped Tyson and Chief both up. They all then went back to the hotel, with Kai having trouble walking and grumping throughout the process.
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There you go, I hope you like it. Please keep R&R. The next one will be posted real soon!
LOL ~ hott dogg ~ ^_^ =D