The 2nd day was ok but unfortunately I had to participate in gym but we got our own table. But remember when I said my friend wasn't ready for middle school. I straitened that out. When we were walking home from school that day. I went to Connor's house. While we were playing with his wii. I told him that I should change some things about him. What why don't I look good? He asked. Well you wear makeup and paint your nails, I said. So my Mom says I can be whatever I want to be my parents are ok with me being gay, said Connor. Yeah your parents haven't been to school in 30 years, I said. So your Dad dropped out in 5th grade and became a mob boss, said Connor. Yes, but that was a long time ago, and he is a politician and he sometimes writes speeches for George Bush, I said. Well I am going to change that, I said. Why? Asked Connor. I went over to his dresser. Oh man this shirt says punch me now, I said. This one says just say I am gay, I said. And this I started to laugh. It was from Chuck E' Cheese, said Connor. Yeah Chuck E' Cheese's is for 4 year olds unless you wanna get laughed at or beat up, I said. Now we are going to shop at my favorite store Pac sun. We went to Pac sun. Michael I don't think these clothes are for me, said Connor. We got home an got in our new clothes. Now to do something about these girl cd's. Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga, Camp Rock, High School Musical? I started to laugh. Hey they are talented, Connor said. Yeah they lip sync, I said. And they are very stupid also Camp Rock is not real rock. Now lets get some Linkin Park, I said. I put on my ipod. I put on my favorite song Given up. Michael my friends ears will be hurt if they listen to this, said Connor. Connor your friends are gay and they are looking for peace they don't listen to rock all day like regular boys, I said. Well this sounds ok, said Connor. The next day at school. Connor actually looked like a normal boy no makeup no nail polish. And in some of the clothes I got him. Wow you look just like me, I said. Really my friends didn't even recognize me, said Connor. The next month was Halloween. I was an army man and I knew where to trick or treat. Connor came over he was an army man just like me but his Mom bundled him up and gave him a flashlight. Connor we are going to avoid Kyle's house and we are going to trick or treating at everyone's houses except the Burns family they just hand out crap like Pennies and old fruit and realease the hounds on you, I said. Johnny was a friend of my Dad and he was visiting. He had this old hockey mask on. What is with that creepy old mask? I asked. Oh me and your father were going to scare away some teenagers from trashing the house, he said. Then Sandy came in. Hey Johnny, said Sandy. Whoa! She said almost dropping the candy bowl in her hands. Were scaring those kids who trashed your house like last year, said Johnny. Yeah they ain't trashing the former mob boss's house like last year, said my Dad. Yes remember many of the people complaining to us on the phone and on aol, said Sandy. Yes I thought those were teenagers, said Fat Tony. My Dad was filling up the water balloons to drop at the teenagers from the balcony of the mansion, and he would usually use a bucket to pour water on the kids. Johnny he would usually dress up as a serial killer with an ax but he had a chainsaw this time. Last year he scared a little girl and made her cry and the mother yelled at him and called him a nasty word. Aaden was out with his new friends. While we were out trick or treating getting lots of candy there was this gang of teenaged boys tormenting children. They were in a red pickup truck and torturing a whole bunch of 6th graders. They called us a very bad word that if I said it I would be in big trouble. Hey will call the cops if you say the n word we got your license plate, said Connor. Connor shut up, I said. The hoods got out of the car and started to chase us. Until I took shelter at this house that was sold and no one was living in it. I locked the door. You can't get us now because were in shelter! Shouted Connor. Shut up Connor now they are gonna be here all night, I said. We were stuck in the house for an hour. Hey we have our super soakers your Dad gave us, said Connor. Oh yeah I said reaching for mine in my bag. We came out of the house. Hey you! I shouted. Oh so you want to start a riot, said one of the boys. Yes Super Soakers! I shouted. I squirted this boy wearing a white t-shirt. He got so angry he was chasing us through the neighborhood. We were both screaming at the top of our lungs. Until this guy dressed as Jason Voothers came out with a chainsaw running. The teenage boys screamed and ran. Until the guy lifted off the mask it was Johnny. Come on lets get you kids outta here, he said. Johnny thank you for saving us, I said. No problem call me anytime you need me, he said. When we were walking up to the front of the house we got soaked with water. Sorry I thought you were the teenagers trying to teepee the house, my dad said. So this was one crazy Halloween.