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Naruto had been sparing a lot more lately since Sasuke had gone, it turns out to another mans home, lair, palace, place; either against his will or perfectly willing—what was the difference it all hurt the same in the end. And over the three weeks that Sasuke had left them Naruto had only grown more sullen and downcast. There was never a time in the poor boys life that he felt more alone then when he was without the raven, but who wouldn't be missing the only person who seemed to really get Naruto.

And to top all of this off, as if it wasn't bad enough, he had caught some stupid stomach flu that made him throw up almost everything that he ate, and for another mysterious encounter he was almost always hungry. Those two symptoms made for fun days and nights, eh?

Though the really odd thing was that he was the boy who couldn't get sick; karma had it out for him. Poor unlucky Naruto—pouts—

But Naruto didn't honestly care anymore. If he got stronger then maybe he could go after Sasuke and possibly get him to come back with him, bet then again maybe not…People were so painfully sad without there star pupil and all the fan girls were lighting candles and balling there eyes out for the love of there lives and the man who little baby clan members they were supposed to carry. People were worried that they might set the village on fire. Just wait until they found out that he wasn't into girls.

Sakura had been the one to agree to go and spar with Naruto even though she really hadn't forgiven him for stealing Sasuke from her(as if he was hers in the first place) but they were friends right? Both of them had the same goal, to save Sasuke and to win his heart. So they trained together getting stronger and faster and more battle hardened, and they were not going to back down. (A/N-but just because I'm into spoilers and also it's painfully obvious and because I hate that piece of bubble gum; Naruto already has his heart—peace—)

In the middle of doing a back flip with a scissor kick to Sakura figure his eyes bulged almost threatening to pop out of there sockets and threw up all over her kimono, showing her the ramen that he had eaten for breakfast that morning. Then he bent over and hucket out anything he had out in his system previous to the last three days and when he had nothing left in side of his stomach he rolled over onto the cool grass closing his eyes.

Why was it that he was to frigging tired all the fucking time, seriously though with all the extra chakra that he has Sakura wasn't any real competition for him…and yet her training sessions with him always left him fatigued? So why was it that all he wanted to do these days was sleep; sleep and eat.

Naruto took slow breaths to steady his nausea and caught a familiar scent, 'Are those hotdogs…yum…hotdogs. I wonder if I put hotdogs in ramen what would it taste like...hmm I wonder…' he licked his lips.

The blonde boy sat up as slowly as he was able, trying desperately to keep his balance because there were blurry spots in his vision and an unreasonable lightheadedness, he would have more then likely thrown up again, but there was nothing left in him to force its way out.

He put a hand to his forehead before looking over to Sakura who was just theory grossed out while she picked off old slimy ramen noodles and scrap yellow gunk from her front. From time to time she emitted little yucks or even sometimes long ewww's every once in a while. Naruto probably would have laughed if he was the same person he had been three weeks ago, but he wasn't and without Sasuke he never would be.

"Sakura, I'm really sorry…" he groaned as the stars in his line of sight finally cleared themselves away.

She looked back at him and smiled though it turned into more of a grimace but Naruto fought that little urge inside of him to say anything. "It's okay, I mean it's obvious that you didn't mean to, and that you don't seem to be feeling real well." Though neither did she but Naruto was emotionally sick as well as physically ill.

He grunted in reply and laid back on the sweet smelling grass with a soft plop as his back his the ground. He planned to just take another nap here where he lay on the pebbles and dirt underneath him; a big long dirt nap!

He was already so comfortable that he barley heard Sakura say, "Maybe you should go see Tsunade-san Naruto-kun?"

"Hmmm…maybe…." He breathed putting his arms up over his head so that he could find a better spot to sleep not even making an attempt at staying awake for it was pointless.

"Come on, lazy bones!" she yelled standing directly over him with her hands on her hips and a scowl on her face. "How long now have you been throwing up everything that you've been eating anyway?" she asked as she picked up the relatively small boy slinging one of his arms over her shoulders. Naruto leaned almost all of his weight on her, she didn't mind though he was lighter then any of the girls his age; she would've given it her best bet that height had its own part to play in how heavy the child was.

"Hmmm…Sakura you smell good…" he said his head crashing into her shoulder groggily as they stumbled through the town. Best not tell her that Sasuke smelled better without the cheep perfume she wore, not to mention she had just recently been up chucked upon.

"Baka, focus!" She snapped.

It was really hard not to love the little blonde sunflower once a person looked past the fact that he was a loser. She loved him if she was honest with herself; more then a friend or a brother. So she couldn't blame Sasuke for falling in the same deep pit with her, they had always been so close really them being with each other was expected. Though she could blame the raven for picking him over her although Naruto was the better choice, they were bonded in the first moments they met not having said anything to the other and Naruto was prettier too.

Life sucked for the dieing little cherry blossom that was no comparison to the sun, the thought made her want to weep.

"Okay, okay…" he grumbled under his breath. Holding his stomach because he was hungry again but he wasn't sure if he wanted to eat. Well, he wanted to eat but the results of him plus food right now were always the same? He was sure that the mix wouldn't be wise, especially for Sakura's sake.

"When was the first time that you noticed you had been throwing up a lot?" she talked slowly as if Naruto himself was slow.

"Well," he thought trying to blink the sleep from his eyes, "about two weeks ago, yeah roughly around that time…"

Sakura raised her hand and clunked him over the head.

He rubbed the place where she had hit him with a sad look and a familiar pout on his lips, "What was that for?" he whined.

"Baka! You needed to go to Tsunade-san when you first noticed that you had become honestly sick! Your such an idiot, I mean really what am I going to do with you?" Her inner Sakura was just as pissed as her outer Sakura which made Naruto in for double that he would've gotten before he had managed to make both of her angry…which really wasn't that hard. Poor Naruto.

"Yeah, yeah…"

They walked or rather trudged up the way to the Hokages (grr sp) office in silence which Sakura blew off steam while punching little chibi Naruto's in her mind and Naruto couldn't help but fall asleep.

When they made it there Sakura just burst night in to a gambling sake-drinking Tsunade. Who looked up with an annoyed look face at the two brats, one of them being a chibi.

"Tsunade-san something's the matter with Naruto-kun?"

"What!" she screeched. "There's no point in this visit what isn't wrong with the brat! Is it another paper cut, a nose bleed, stubbed his big toe in training, slowly being torched to death from lack of ramen, annoyance from that pervert Jiraya, blinded from the heat of the sun, does he have a zit? Or does he just want to ask me for harder ranked missions or more money this time!" She cocked an eyebrow and drowned the rest of her sake then opened a random drawer and pulled out more.

"None of those!" she waved her hand, not doubting that Naruto had done all of those things and not just one time either.

"Really, that's interesting…" She frowned and watched Sakura sat the unusually passive Naruto down in one of the bigger more comfortable chair and how he immediately rolled over and went into a kind of halve awake sleep. "Hm…Naruto usually can't get sick at all…unless he isn't necessarily ill like most people would think. What a fascinating day..."

"What do you mean? He told me that he's been throwing up for the past two weeks."

"Alcohol…" Naruto moaned turning over, that smell was making his head spin round and round in dizzying circles.

Ignoring him Tsunade took another drink and said, "So a week after the Uchiha-brat decided to leave then? This makes for one awkward situation…Sakura would you mind stepping out until I call you back in I need to talk to Naruto alone for a moment…"

Sakura bowed her head with a sour look and walked out of the door. How come she was always the one left out?"

Tsunade stood from her wooden desk walking over to Naruto who had fallen completely asleep somehow managing to by pass the two temper mental women speaking with each other.

"Hey!" she yelled standing over him.

Naruto stirred with a quick gasp. Wiping some of the droll off of the left side of his mouth while looking up at Tsunade-baa-chan with the most tired but hateful look that he could manage in this state, "I was sleeping you unlucky bid breasted bitch! Leave me the fuck alone!"

She chuckled deciding not to be to angry…well at least for now that is. "If you hadn't noticed you are in the unlucky big breasted bitch's office, you hormonal sick ass demon," she hissed close to his ear poking mere fun at him with the ridicule that he was used to receiving. She thought especially coming from her that he would realize that she just liked talking shit like he did and that her words really truly didn't have any meaning when coming from her.

Naruto stared up at her with the widest saddened blue eyes that gave away what a lonely child that he was; it was the most emotion that she had seen from him in a long time; the tears swimming around so clearly threatening to spill over with a bat of his eyelash. Naruto wrapped both arms around himself, around his chest, as if to keep what pieces were left of him together.

"D-do you really think that's why Sasuke left, because he found out that I'm a monster. Do you really think that that could be the reason why? That I could be the reason why…?"

"Where'd you get a stupid idea like that?" she snorted placing her hands on her hip—which was always a bad sign.

Blondie shrugged looking out to the blue sky out of the nearest window, "Everyone says so everyone one of them say that it's my entire fault. Who knows—sigh—there probably right?"

Tsunade punched him square across the cheek to send him rolling onto the floor. He just laid there to he didn't bother getting up and argue. Yeps something was most defiantly wrong with out depressed emotional blonde plushy who had just had his heart and sprit broken into millions of little pieces never to be counted.

Moving on Tsunade asked, "Okay, so when was the last time you had sex?" She picked up a clipboard and some more sake.

"What! You don't just ask a person that!" She raised an eyebrow as an audible threat to Naruto's skinny white ass. "About three weeks ago…" he answered finally blushing like mad.

"Top or bottom?"

Getting redder he sat up, "B-bottom…"

She nodded checking random boxes on her clipboard in one hand, "I thought so…" She looked up and winked at him with a sly smile, "So is that Uchiha-brat better in bed then any of your other lovers?"

"Other lovers!" His finger nails digging into the carpet, he was so freaking angry, how dare she? "Sasuke is the only person that I've ever been in bed with. How dare you! How dare you even subject some things like I'm some cheep whore! I'm not a piece of meat or a sex addict!"

The corners of her mouth turned down a little, "Well that narrows down the long list of whom the father could be and who the father couldn't be…"

Naruto's brow creased in confusion, "Father of what?"

"Your baby!" She poked a finger at his belly through the air. "I can tell from here that you've become pregnant, your chakra signature reeks horribly of your unborn baby!"

"B-but that's impossible! I'm a boy!"

"True, but your special remember. That fox demon inside of you is genderless, you know, therefore you are the only male alive able to conceive, yay for you. But just to be sure I'd like you to go into the bathroom and pee on this little magically magical stick." She pulled out a thing that resembled an oversized thermometer gave it to him and pointed him in the right direction.

He stalked off in the way she had pointed muttering curses under his breath. Although he did have to pee anyway, so what did it matter really what he pee'd on.

5 minutes later

Naruto walked back in he was scrutinizing the 'Magically magical stick' though he could see what was so great about it if he had to pee on the dang thing.

"Hey, baa-chan, what does the happy face mean?" he asked holding it out to her.

"Congratulations!" she yelled slapping him on the back as confetti misleadingly rained from the ceiling. She grabbed her drink, held it up and screamed, "Heres to teenage pregnancy!" And downed her alcohol.

Naruto groaned as he went back to snuggle in the chair, "I'm going to sleep…"

Tsunade smiled and cut him a break he was after all a mother now. Heh a mother…

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