This is my attempt at a Monty Python crossover (I can't believe no one has done one…it's the perfect crossover)
Tomo's Dream
Tomo was watching TV all night long and around 3:00am, she finally dragged herself into bed.
Tomo was in class but no one else, except Yukari-sensei, was there. Yukari poked Tomo and said, "Hey, wake up! Everyone else is gone!"
Tomo blinked, "Wha…? Did Yomi forget to wake me up?!"
Yukari nodded, "Also, you got a 5 on your last test."
"Oh, Man! Another bad day for me!"
Suddenly the door opened and a tall British man came in. He sat down in Yukari's desk and said, "And now for something completely different."
Yomi walked in.
"Ah, there you are! I came here to tell you, you got a 100 on that math quiz." She said.
Tomo was in shock, "R-r-really?!"
Yomi nodded.
The British man from the desk said, "And now for something even more completely different."
Tomo was outside in her gym clothes and she was just about to race Kagura, but she was interrupted by being sent to an American consular's office.
(note: words in English are underlined)
The consular smiled and said, "Ah, I've been expecting you!"
Tomo didn't understand a word the man said and replied, "ummm…Can joo sp-E-eek Ja-pan-ese?"
The consular thought for a moment and said, "Ah…yes, how silly of me! I forgot that you came from Japan! I am John Cleese, your new American consular!"
Tomo blinked, "Why do I need one?"
John simply shrugged, "How should I know?"
Tomo suddenly stood up and yelled, "HEY! You're that guy from the classroom that kept on saying, 'and now for something different'!"
John simply said. "No, I wasn't."
"Yes, you were!"
"No, I wasn't."
"Yes! You were! You were there and you said that! I never forget a face!"
John smiled and said, "There we go the next winner of 'The Argument.'"
"Huh?"
John stood up and shook Tomo's hand, "And now it is time for you to wake up!"
Incase you didn't know, John Cleese was one of the actors in Monty Python.