ACxOCU Ch. 37 Descent into the Unaverage.
(Menthis has stopped screaming slowly becoming numb to pain moving through his nonexistent body on the apex of passing out he sees a flash of light. Right before his brain can recognize what he actually sees his head comes crashing against the side of a back alley dumpster intensifying the pain sending it shooting straight through his skull as the rest of his body bounces back from the force and he lands in the dumpster.)
"Stuck the landing!" Declares Robot Brian as he lands perfectly on a mattress next to the dumpster.
Menthis pulls himself up leaning out of the dumpster, "I hate you so much right now why can't you just let me die like my brother intended. What more could you possibly want from me now that we're here?" He begins to cry trying to get any shred of empathy from Robot Brian.
"So much more." Robot Brian replies to him with a smile clearly enjoying the misery he's causing Menthis.
"Is everything okay back there?" Asks a Man's voice as he walks down the alleyway.
"Let me show you what you're going to be helping me with." Says Robot Brian.
"Run, run away!" Screams Menthis at the man but it's too late speakers on Robot Brian open up and begin emitting a high pitched sound making Menthis's skin turn blue again, "Runnnn!" Screams Menthis again but the man just stands there with a blank expression.
"Don't you get it nobody's going to save you, you're nothing but a discarded tool worth nothing more than to be used again and again which I intend to do." Replies Robot Brian erasing any trace of hope Menthis had.
Back in the main universe.
"Y'all ready for a wild ride?" Asks Daedalus with a big grin.
"I really hope you know what you're doing." Stewie says right before he and Junior get off the RV.
"So do I…." Replies Chris looking back at Stewie and Daedalus.
"Oh God, girls get in your seats and buckle up." Remarks Meg ushering her daughters back to their seats.
Hearing that Daedalus says to himself, "If only you knew he left long ago but every day you're closer to meeting her."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Asks Chris who overheard him as he's scrambling to put on his seatbelt.
"Don't worry about it." Responds Daedalus with a wink, a smile and an unhinged look in his eyes then he puts his hands on wheel and you see the ring on his finger begin to light up and the RV revs its engines and speeds off.
Watching as the RV speeds off down the street and instantly disappears Stewie says, "Now in retrospect as I watched my siblings and nieces drive off with a man who was claiming to be representing the multiverse and clearly looked like a drug addict might not have been a good idea…"
"Oh what makes you say that?" Asks Junior with a smile.
"Bro seriously, what's with you today?" Asks Stewie looking at him.
"You said you didn't like me then said I was boring. What the hell dude feelings matter damnit!" Shouts, Junior who is now annoyed at Stewie's previous actions.
"Whatever…" Replies Stewie brushing off Junior's outburst and walking ahead inside, "Hey dad, Dadd!" He shouts stepping inside.
"Jesus Stewie quit shouting like it's the end of the world." Says Lois coming down stairs.
"Well it is!" Shouts Stewie looking her dead in the eyes.
"Oh…." Replies Lois stopping at the end of the staircase.
"Now where's Dad?" Demands Stewie.
"Drunk passed out in the den." Replies Lois.
"Oh God damnit what about that talk we had the other day didn't he learn anything from it?" Asks Stewie.
"Did you really expect him to… Now before I go hide in the panic room may I ask why is it the end of the world and why do you need your father?" Asks Lois now worried.
"Cutaway land…" Begins Stewie but Lois just turns around and walks away, "Wait don't you want to know more.
"No, I'm good." Lois replies quickly and just walks up the stairs.
(Junior walks in with an amused smile hearing everything.)
"You're enjoying this aren't you?" Asks Stewie looking at him.
"Your family is a mess dude." Junior says with a laugh.
Stewie comes into the den seeing Peter passed out and grabs the flowerpot filled with water and dumps it on Peter, "Hey fat man wake the fuck up God I am so sick of this shit!"
"What the hell Stewie, man you're acting crazy." Peter cries scrambling up now fully awake.
"It's the end of the world and only you can stop it!" Shouts Stewie in response, arms stretched out.
"How exactly is it the end and why can only I stop it?" Asks Peter through squinted bloodshot eyes.
"Cutaway land." Stewie replies dryly.
"Fifty bucks." Replies Peter deadly serious.
"Oh come on I have to pay you to save the world?!" Exclaims Stewie, amazed and confused at Peter's selfishness towards the situation.
"Take it or leave it." Peter replies with a shrug.
"I'll do you one better a case of beer and me and Micky move out after this…" Replies Stewie crossing his arms.
"Done." Peter says quickly getting up to follow Stewie to the car with Junior trailing behind a smile still on his face.
As they get in the car they see Cleveland out on the lawnmower, "Oh hey Peter you taking the boys somewhere?"
"Yeah it's the end of the world you might want to get inside." Reponds Peter responds, barely looking at Cleveland.
"Rully?" Asks Cleveland now with a worried expression on his face.
"Yeah I guess…but be prepared we're having a case of beer tonight WOOOO!" Replies Peter starting the car and driving off with Junior and Stewie.
Cleveland begins to panic, scrambling off the mower running towards the house, "Donna, DONNA get in the bomb shelter."
"What's happening?" Asks Donna confused at what is going on.
"It's the end, end times theys be coming!" Shouts Cleveland in a panic and picks up Donna then starts running to the basement.
"Put me down Cleveland!" Says Donna banging her hands on his shoulders, "What about Roberta Rallo and Junior?"
"No time I'm sure we'll see them after we get to heaven! But it won't be today." Cleveland says as he kicks the basement door open and heads down stairs.
(Meanwhile Peter is driving downtown.)
"Now what pool am I dropping you guys off at again?" Peter asks Stewie as he drives.
"What? No…are you even listening to what's going on." Asks Stewie looking back at Peter.
"No not really, just looking forward to beer after this errand." Replies Peter nonchalantly.
"Errand?! Oh my God we might be more fucked than I initially thought." Sighs Stewie exhausted from this conversation he wipes his hands over his eyes, "Look just head to Sarah's house.
"Why would you want to go there?" Asks Peter looking back at Stewie.
"Oh my God seriously?!" Shouts Stewie and begins banging his head on the dashboard.
"Don't worry man I'll take you where you want to go." Peter says, tapping his hand on Stewie's back.
"Thank you…." Groans Stewie face still pressed against the dashboard.
(They all pull up to where Sarah's house was.)
"Woah what happened here?" Peter asks, looking up at the fortress.
"I hate you so much right now…." Sighs Stewie looking back at Peter causing Junior to laugh.