DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fruits Basket.
MM: Hey it's so great to be back! I got such a great response and I must say that everyone's questions are amazing. Now let's get interviewing!!!!!!
Kyo: Finally! How long is this going to take?
MM: As long as it must. Now, the first question is from Sheep-San and it's for Tohru. Tohru, is it hard for you to remember the time that your dad died?
Tohru: I'm so honored that I'm going first. Well, I don't really remember much about my dad and when he died. All I really remember is my mom not being there much after he died. Then she was really happy all of a sudden. I know that if I knew him, I would love him.
MM: Wow that was um actually really deep and touching. (Tear)
Shigure: Yes, yes how sweet! Now, I know that the requests from the ladies have just been rolling in for an interview of me so let's not keep them waiting shall we?
MM: Well, you did get one question from Sheep San. Shigure, why do you act like such a pervert even though you aren't one?
Shigure: A pervert? Me? I just love the ladies! And well, the ladies love me.How can I deprive them of my supreme manliness? I refuse to believe that I of all people act like a pervert. Kyo is secretly the pervert in the family. How come he always wants to be alone with sweet, innocent Tohru? YOU BEAST!!!!
Kyo: HEY YOU PERVERT….. STOP DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR TWISTED LIFE!!!!
MM: I sense some tension in this relationship. Is there something going on between you two?
Kyo: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
MM: No um the mafia will kill you!
Ayame: Now,now children! Let's not fight. You will die of envy of mine and my brother's love.
Yuki: SHUT UP!!! You are so embarrassing.
MM: Thank you for showing up. Ayame why are you so weird? (Another question from Sheep-San)
Ayame: Weird?? ME???!!!? I am the superior one here! My brother and I are like one! If I'm weird, then he's weird.
MM: Well, then um Yuki, you are secretly weird according to your brother.
MM: Oh no!! This is allthe time we have! Until next time