DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fruits Basket
MM: Sorry that took so long, my adoring fans!! Kyo wasn't exactly cooperating, so I had to take other extreme measures.
Kyo: You didn't have to call Shishou-San!!!!
MM: Well you didn't have to destroy my studio!!!
Tohru: Please don't fight! Why can't we all just be friends?
Kyo: Friends? With MM? I'd rather kiss the rat!
MM: Well geez, thanks for mortally wounding my pride and hurting my feelings [sniff, sniff
Shigure: Why do you have to be such a monster Kyo Kun?? Don't cry MM, I'll comfort you. You'll be safe in my arms.
MM: EWWWWWWWW!!! I'd rather not. See, I'm perfectly fine!! No more tears!!
Kyo: You big crybaby!!
MM: You know what cat?? I'll show you who's...
Yuki: Um maybe we should just get on with the interview.
MM: Ah yes, we never got to finish the question from last time since we were so rudely interrupted by Kyo.
Tohru[blush
MM: So Tohru, what are your feelings?
Tohru[stalling Um what was the question again?
MM: Um... what are your feelings for Kyo?
Tohru: For whom?
MM: Kyo
Tohru: Kyo who???
MM: Um the person SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS FOR HIM?!?!?!?!?!?
I don't think she is at liberty to say that
MM, Tohru, Yuki, Kyo, Shigure: AKITO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Akito: You will all pay for not inviting me to your little pow wow
MM: Um it's called an interview.
Akito: Did I ask what it was called? Why don't you just sit over there and from now on I'M CALLING THE SHOTS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
MM: Um eeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!
Akito: YES, you all tremble in my godly presence!! This is now my show!!!
Shigure: Akito, isn't it time for you to um go and um do something else besides terrorize this poor person?
Akito: Fine, but next time I'll get you and your little cat too!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
MM: Um ok then. I'm officially disturbed!!
Kyo: Aren't we all?
MM: I think I need to go and take a nice long vacation and um get some R&R and I'll be back.
Tohru: Thank you all! I am truly honored!!
MM: until next time.