DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fruits Basket

MM: Well, after getting some much needed therapy due to the previous show, I think that I am ready to continue. Unfortunately, we have had to move to a secret underground location in the heart of Tokyo thanks to our visitor. If only Shigure could keep his mouth shut long enough, we might be safe.

Shigure: Um well excuse me, but I don't think that my big mouth is the problem here.

MM: Oh really?

Shigure: Yes. It's not my big mouth that's the problem; it's actually my devilishly handsome looks that attract all the attention here. Bring on the ladies!!! I'm single and ready to mingle!!!

MM: Um……….PERVERT!!!!!! Since you're already in the hot seat, I might as well interview you first.

Kyo: Why him first??

MM: Because he is the most "popular" here (snicker)

Shigure: There is no denying that.

MM: Ok! The first question is from KaidaThorn. Is there a way that you could go to rehab to not be a pervert? Great question!! If there was such a rehab like that, I'm sure that they would have collected him years ago.

Shigure: Me? A pervert? I think not!! Oh the outrage! The horror! I must hide my face in shame!!!!! (Runs out of the room hysterically sobbing)

MM: Finally, some relief from the pervert! I owe you one KaidaThorn. Excellent! My next victims have arrived.

(enter Yuki and Ayame)

MM: I trust that you have found the new location alright.

Ayame: Yes of course!! Our shining, brotherly love lit the dark and gloomy tunnels leading to this place

Yuki: Could you please try not to be so weird?

Ayame: I know that you don't mean that. Ah, how I love our brotherly banter.

Yuki:……….

MM: Ayame, these next questions are for you. Why do you make women's clothing? Are you a pervert like Shigure? Also, why do you try to make Yuki like you even though he never will? KaidaThorn also says that she has a friend who sends her love to you.

Ayame: I am insulted that anyone would put me on the same level as that pervert, Shigure. The reason why I make women's clothing is because I grew sick ad tired of seeing women dress in ugly clothing that does absolutely nothing for their figure. I am thoroughly upset that you think that my Yuki doesn't love me, but I forgive you because there must be something wrong with your head.

Yuki: Um… you know it doesn't do any good insulting the fans don't you?

Ayame: My sweet, sensitive brother!!!

MM: Before it gets too mushy here, I have a question for Yuki.

Ayame: Wait! I didn't get to finish all my questions! I am deeply flattered that I have an admirer out there, and if the fates allow it, I would love to meet her.

MM: ok then. So Yuki, why do you think people call you a girl all the time? You look nothing like a girl!

Yuki: Thank you for your vote of confidence. I have absolutely no idea why people mistake me for a girl. Maybe it's because I'm not very muscular.

MM: Interesting theory Yuki. Kyo, if you can behave yourself, I have a few questions and comments for you.

Kyo: I don't need this!! I'm leaving!

Tohru: Oh no Kyo! Please don't go! I think it's wonderful that we are being interviewed!

Kyo: sure, sure. Whatever.

MM: Why do you always insist on beating Yuki? You know that you'll never win! Now before you fly off the handle, KaidaThorn would like me to tell you that she thinks that cats rock.

Kyo: I WILL BEAT YUKI!!!!

MM: So much for not flying off the handle.

Kyo: YOU ALL LAUGH NOW, BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL I BEAT HIM. THEN I'LL BE THE ONE LAUGHING!!!!!

MM: Um ok…. Maybe you should go outside and cool off a bit. The last question for today is for me  Is there a way you can put Shigure in rehab so he won't be a pervert? Well KaidaThorn, if there's a will, there's a way. See you all next time!!