Chapter 5 (January 28, 2007)
Randy and Barbie walk out of the cafeteria and Randy stops and shoves Barbie against the wall and says," You did fantastic tonight." Barbie looks at Randy and says," Are you sure, I know I wasn't supposed to talk, but after that comment, I had to do something to defend myself." Randy says," Baby, you did great, the fans loved it and I loved it, and I love you." Barbie smiles at Randy and says," Thank you babe, I love you too! You know were only five days away from the Royal Rumble and the closer it gets the more and more anxious I get about it, Are you getting prepared?" Randy grabs Barbie by the hand and says," Yes, and I know you'll get onto me if I don't and you'll make sure I'm 100 by Sunday, won't you baby?" Barbie looks him up and down sand say," Oh yeah, I think you'll be taken good care of.." and smiles at him and walks away with a sexy glare. Randy rubs his chin and smiles and slightly giggles and follows Barbie down the hallway.
Barbie and Randy make their way back to the hotel to retreat after the nights events and to try to rest before they go home for a couple of days. When they arrive they are bombarded by fans and media and get swarmed with questions reguarding Rated BKO and it's plans with the Royal Rumble. Questions like, " Barbie what do you plan on doing at the Royal Rumble? Do you plan on being involved in any way?" " Randy where did Barbie come from, can you tell us what your status with her is?" " Is your relationship personal or business or both?" Randy lifts his arm and says," People, the time will come when you all will know about the status of Rated BKO, when we see fit, just know that at the Royal Rumble this Sunday it will be made very clear who the real man of this situation is." They sign a few autographs and they retreat to their room.
In their hotel room Randy and Barbie set their things down and make the room comfortable for each other. Barbie says," I'm going to take a few minutes and jump in the shower. I promise I won't be long." Randy slyly looks at Barbie and says," Mind if I join you?" Barbie smiles at Randy and says," Of course not, do you even have to ask?" Randy smiles and says," Well I would hope not!" Barbie grabs Randy's hand and guides him into the bathroom and says," Hang on, I'll be right with you." As she cracks open the door and places the Do Not Disturb sign on the doorknob and closes the door. Barbie walks back into a steamy bathroom dis-robes and steps into the shower. Randy is waiting on her with water rolling off his rock hard abs and strong muscular arms. Barbie smiles at Randy and says," Goodness you are absolutely gorgeous. How did I get so lucky?" Randy rubs his hand on Barbie's face and says," Baby, it was destiny, and to be honest, I'm really the lucky one." And Randy leans down and kisses Barbie's lips with water running down both of their faces. Randy runs his hands up and down Barbie's arms and slightly kisses and bites on Barbie's neck. Barbie's breathing pattern gets harder and deeper just at the touch of Randy. Randy picks Barbie up and presses her body against the wall of the shower and beings to make love to her. While doing so Edge walks by Barbie and Randy's hotel room and notices the "Do Not Disturb" Sign on the doorknob and beings to shake with anger. He can hear the moaning and screaming coming from their room and Edge walks away shaking his head with disapproval and enters his hotel room. Meanwhile Barbie and Randy continue their journey of esctacy with Barbie bent over with Randy behind her thrusting harder and harder with every move he makes. Barbie looks up at Randy with deep sultry seductive eyes and says," I love you so much" Randy looks down at Barbie and says," I love you too, please don't ever leave me." And they continue to make passionate love.
A couple of hours later, they move their love conquest into the room as Barbie wraps herself up in her long, warm, plush bathrobe and walks into the room, finding Randy laying on the bed wearing absolutely nothing and Randy says," Oh, no if I'm naked you should be too!" and laughs and says, " Come here you" Randy pulls Barbie in close to him and says," You are the most beautiful person in the world, everytime I look in your eyes I see a field of flowing wildflowers blowing in the warm summer breeze." And strokes her face as Barbie's eyes fill with tears. Randy kisses them away and says," You are so cute when you cry." Barbie says," You are perfect in everyway possible, you have no worries about me leaving you, I should be the one worried about you leaving me for someone else." Randy looks at Barbie and says." I don't ever want to hear you say that again." Barbie shakes her hear in acknowledgement and Barbie and Randy continue their love fest and fall asleep holding one another's warm bodies next to each other.
The next morning, Barbie and Randy are in the lobby of the hotel checking out of their room when Edge rounds the corner with a huge bandage on his head and spots them and walks up to them both and taps Randy on the shoulder. Randy turns around and seeing it was Edge, Randy wraps his arm around Barbie and says," Is there something I can help you with?" Edge looks at them both and says," Sounds like you guys had quite a night last night." Randy says," How would you know that, were you spying on us?" Edge said," No, I'm pretty sure the whole hotel could hear what was going on in that room last night." Barbie giggles and turns four shades of red and says," What can I say He killed my Legend over and over and over last night. He defiantly made me have many RKO's last night (RKOReally Kick-ass Orgasm)" Randy smiles at Barbie and then with a cocky look on his face looks at Edge and says," Are we jealous?" Edge says," No, Why would I be, I don't want to two dollar whore." Randy furious tried to go after Edge but Barbie steps in his way and says," Baby, don't lower yourself to his level, wait till Sunday then take it out on his ass. He wants you to do this. As for you Edge, It's pretty funny a girl can take you out with a con-chairto and you call Randy a pansy, me, a girl, took you out in one shot Edge…looks like I found the man of the situation!" And they both look at Edge and walk away.
Randy and Barbie take a couple of days to rest and reflect on the past weeks events. They take time enjoying each other's company and taking time to be with their families. Randy introduces Barbie to the Orton family, Bob, Elaine, Becky, and Nathan and Barbie introduces Randy to her family as well. Barbie's son is quick to get attached to Randy because he had been seeing him on Television and hearing his music practically since the day he was born. Barbie while in the kitchen hears Randy and Mason playing in the other room and peeks her head out of the door and sees Randy on the floor playing with Mason with his fighters and holds up the Edge figure that Mason had and Randy says," Mason this guy, is not nice to your mommy, and Randy Da-Da will make sure that will never happen again!" knowing Barbie was watching out the door and smiles over at Barbie. Barbie knowing she had been caught quickly goes back into the kitchen. Barbie continues to make dinner when there is a phone call on her cell. Barbie, walks over to the table and picks it up when she hears," Randy's ass is mine at the Royal Rumble and I will eventually get what I want. You can't deny the fact that you want me and I know you do, I see the look in your eyes everytime I'm around you, you will see, give it time!" and hears a click. Barbie confused sets her phone down and Randy walks in and says," Who was it Baby?" Barbie said," Oh it was just a wrong number, Don't worry about it, dinner is almost ready." Randy says," Are you sure, you look at little flustered?" Barbie assures him everything is fine and they sit down for dinner.
Saturday, the day before the Royal Rumble, Barbie and Randy are packing up their things to head off to San Antonio. Barbie decides to take Mason along with them so she packs up his things as well. Barbie straps Mason into his car-seat and gets in as well. Barbie staring out the window with a blank look on her face, Randy says," Babe are you sure you're okay, you haven't been the same since the phone call you got last night." Barbie turns and looks at Randy and smiles and says," yeah Baby, I promise I'm fine, just have a lot on my mind and I'm kinda tired, you barely let me get any sleep last night!" as she laughs and kisses Randy. She continues," Not that I'm complaining one bit that is." Randy says," You better not be!" and takes her hand in his and kisses it gently. Randy looks in the rear-view mirror back at Mason and looks at Barbie and says," I must be the luckiest guy in the world right now." Barbie says," Oh yeah, why is that?" Randy looks at Barbie and says, because I have everything in the world that a man could ever dream about having, a great career, the most beautiful girlfriend in the world, the cutest soon to be Little Legend Killer back there, and knowing the fact that you love me and only me just makes my heart race." Barbie says," Well we're not going anywhere, what's mine is yours and what's yours in mine, but like I told you before, I don't want anything from you, just you." Tears start to stream down Randy's cheeks and Barbie says," Awww, Baby don't you cry, that's my job." They both laugh and hold on to one another's hand as they pull up in front of the airport.
Randy says," I'm going to drop you off at the door so you and Mason won't be cold and I'll grab our things and meet you inside." Randy drops Barbie and Mason off at the door and drives away. Barbie and Mason make their way inside and sit down to stay warm, meanwhile back at the car, Randy grabs Barbie's bag and slides his hand in his pocket and slips a small box inside the front pouch of her bag and walks in the airport. They go to check their bags and wait on their plane to arrive.
As Barbie, Randy, and Mason are awaiting their plane Randy says," If I were to ask you to marry me, what would you say?" Barbie with a stunned and amazed look on her face says," Of course I would, Are you asking me?" Randy giggles and says," It's for future references, if the day were to come." Barbie, with a disappointed look on her face says," Oh, okay." Not knowing that Randy had slipped a ring box in her bag at the car.
Their plane arrives and they board the plane and fly off to San Antonio. While on the plane a few people recognize them and talk to them about the Royal Rumble and ask Randy how he plans on dealing with Edge on Sunday. While doing so, Barbie can't help but think about the call Edge made to her and kept thinking in the back of her mind about her and Edge. Finally, Barbie snaps out of it and looks at Mason and looks at Randy and in her mind agrees with Randy that she has to be the luckiest girl in the world to have them both in her life and wraps her arms around Randy and Mason.
Their plane lands in San Antonio and they get off the plane and get their bags and go off to the hotel to check in. Randy, Barbie and Mason arrive at their hotel and Randy checks them into their room, while doing so, Barbie spots a computer off in the distance so she decides to check up on things and says," Baby I'm going to get on the computer really quick to see what they are saying about us and about you for the Royal Rumble." Randy acknowledges and Barbie heads over to the computer. She sits down and goes directly to and the first thing that shows is a harsh reminder, it's a picture of Edge from the Monday before. She couldn't help but go to the pictures of Edge and look at them when Randy comes up behind her and says," Honey are you ready to go up to our room?" Barbie scurries away from the page of all the Edge pictures and says," Yeah babe, is everything okay?" Randy says," Everything is fine we're all set. What were you looking at there, it looks like it was pictures of Edge." Barbie quick to the punch says," Yeah honey, I was just looking at Edge to see what he looks like before you beat the living hell out of him tomorrow night." But knowing in the back of her mind she actually wanted to see Edge. Barbie continues," Are you ready to go up?" Randy says," Ready when you are." They both walk hand in hand up to their room while Barbie looks over her shoulder at the computer.
Barbie, Randy, and Mason all get up to their room and Barbie sits down in the chair while Mason runs wild in a new surrounding. Randy grabs the ice bucket and says, "I'm going to get some ice, I'll be right back baby" Barbie shakes her head and grabs her bag to unpack. Barbie opens up her suitcase and unpacks all her clothes for her and Mason and places them nicely in the dresser and puts a few things away. Barbie then opens up the front pouch where Randy had placed the ring and slides her hand in, and feels the box Randy had placed in for her with a little note attached saying," You will eventually find this and when you do, I want this to be permanent, I want us to be Rated BKO for life. I love you- Randy." Barbie smiles and tears of joy stream down her face and all thoughts of Edge clear her mind. Randy walks back into the room and sees Barbie crying with the box in her hand and smiles and walks over to her gets down on both knees in front of her, takes the box out of her hand and says," Barbie, I love you so much and am thankful for god bringing you to me and for god allowing us to become Rated BKO, I want you and Mason in my life forever, Will you marry me?" Barbie sobs with tears of joy and screams," Yes!!" They wrap their arms around one another and kiss each other passionately and hold Mason close to them until….