The Ultimate Prank?

Summary: AU. EVERYONE IS HUMAN. Kagomes' friends refer her to the Dragon Queen. Sesshoumarus' friends refer him as the Ice Prince. Both groups are the best pranksters of Shikon no Tama High, led by the two coolest, smartest and sexiest students! But what happens when their next pranks are on each other? And what are the group members planning? Read to find out! May contain grapefruits! Please read and review!

Disclaimer:

Arikana: Ummm...smilin.sister is a little occupied at the moment. But anyways smilin.sister DOES NOT own any of the characters. However smilin.sister DOES own Seina, Kisea and I (Arikana)!!! So there!

AN: Hi! I'm smilin.sister formerly known as sister.in.christ, but this is my new alias:D

If you have forgotten it's here again!

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Okay I wanna quickly say thank you to raspberrysorbet, Death-Is-A-Friend, Punk Dog Demoness, Akada, Animealover, hentai18ancilla, HanyouIY and .:.listen.to.your.heart.:. for your reviews! I am sincerely really glad you did review!

And I also wanna thank KibaSin for letting me use her idea of 'Dragon Queen' from her fic The Assistant!

Now on with the fic! enJOY!

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Last Time:

And just as he said, the boats had just arrived at Shikon no Tama High.

Stepping out of the boat first was Headmistress Miko, followed by the head boy and girl, Sesshoumaru Taisho and Kagome Higurashi.

Kagome's POV

'As I stepped off the boat with Sesshoumaru, I instantly saw some of my favourite teachers and they were…

This Time: Chapter 4: Rules and Sorting Things Out

Kagome's POV

…Professor Arikana and Professor Kisea! It's nice to know that they're still here, they did after all, mention that they may not have been able to continue teaching at Shikon no Tama...man, I'm glad they're still here. I wonder what my schedule's like...I hope I've got some classes with some of the other Dragon Girls!' I thought.

"Good evening Arikana-sensei, Kisea-sensei, Seina-sensei, Ririha-sensei!" I greeted the teachers, cheerily, while bowing.

"Konnichiwa Higurashi-san, Taisho-san;" the teachers replied, bowing too, after bowing the one called Arikana-sensei continued, "it's truly wonderful to have you two back at Shikon no Tama and as head girl and boy too! I hope this year will be an awesome experience for the both of you."

"Arigatou, Arikana-sensei, I hope so too!" I replied, but didn't hear Sesshoumaru reply, 'Why did I just think about Sesshoumaru? What's wrong with me? I'm pretty sure I don't love him or anything!'

Normal POV

Turning towards Kagome and Sesshoumaru, the headmistress told them, "Ms. Higurashi, Mr. Taisho, the two of you, along with the prefects, may now help direct the students to the teacher who head of that certain year, who will then in turn escort the students to the great hall. Then both the two of you and the prefects will come and sit at the staff table once I introduce you two and the prefects. After dinner, the teachers will escort the students to their specific dormitories, while both of you along with the prefects are to stay in the great hall. Am I understood?"

"Hai, Headmistress Miko," both Sesshoumaru and Kagome replied, while nodding their heads politely, then Kagome spoke up and asked, "Ano...Miko-sensei; what do we do about the students' belongings?"

((AN: headmasters/headmistresses are also addressed as professors/teachers who are then in turn addressed as ...-sensei))

"The servants will be out to move the students' belongings, once you two and the prefects are about to leave. One more thing, I will tell a servant to bring labels out in case if any trunks and other belongings, so that the servants will know what grade the students are in. Anymore questions?" Headmistress Miko replied, and once she saw the head girl and boy shake their heads she left without a word to go find the head servants to tell them of their next task of taking care of the students' belongings.

So Kagome and Sesshoumaru headed back inside their boat that they shared with the prefects and explained what they were to do. After explaining, Sango asked,

"Ano...which years are we taking?"

"How about this time we'll have Rumiko-san and Taisharu-san go direct the first years to Kisea-sensei, Abii-chan and Ranjyo-san will take the second years to Arikana-sensei, Sango-chan and Hojo-kun shall help the third years to Seina-sensei, and Sesshoumaru-kun and I will handle the fourth years and bring them to Ririha-sensei. Is that alright with everyone?" Kagome suggested cheerfully.

Everyone nodded, in agreement and understanding to Kagome's suggestion and replied, all in unison with a "Hai!". With that the head boy and girl and the prefects parted to go their separate ways to the boat with the correct year of the students they were to bring to the teacher that was head of that year.

Forty five minutes later, the last of the students of each boat were brought to the teachers. Then Ririha-sensei cleared his throat to obtain the attention of the prefects and the head girl and boy, and said,

"Prefects, please follow me, and hurry up please." Then turned around and started to head back inside with the prefects following close behind and Seina-sensei bringing up the rear.

A few minutes later, two of the three head servants came scurrying out of the huge gigantic castle like school. Stopping in front of Arikana-sensei and Kisea-sensei, the two head servants then bowed and one of the two said,

"Arikana-sensei, Kisea-sensei, gomen, I do not mean to be late."

"Do not worry, Asuka, you and your sister are not late." Kisea-sensei kindly told the two servants.

"Asuka, Kochou, could one of you please go get the other servants that are to help bring the students' belongings." Arikana told the servants.

So Asuka left and Kochou remained, almost five minutes later Asuka returned with her brother and third head servant along with twenty five servants.

The third head servant and the other 25 servants all bowed in respect to the two teachers amongst them, then while the 25 servants stayed bowing the third head servant, Deshoka, spoke,

"Arikana-sensei, Kisea-sensei, is all of the students' belongings labelled and ready to be brought upstairs to their proper dormitories?"

"Hai, Deshoka, if more servants are needed to bring the students' belongings inside then go retrieve more servants to help, since we expect this task be finished in approximately one hour and fifteen minutes time." Kisea-sensei replied, turning to the head boy and girl she told them, "Ms. Higurashi, Mr. Taisho, please follow me."

With that Kisea-sensei turned and walked into the building, the head boy and girl following her and Arikana-sensei bringing up the rear.

Kisea-sensei, went through many hallways and doors, which Kagome had recognized when she had been through them the previous year when she had been announced as a prefect. Within minutes, the two teachers and two students had arrived at a small room, gasping softly Kagome softly said,

"Hey, I remember this room, it was were me and the other grade nine prefect were taken to be introduced to the school. Speaking of which, I wonder why I didn't see last year's grade nine prefect during registration earlier, umm...Arikana-sensei, Kisea-sensei, do either one of you two know where last year's grade nine prefect went?"

"Oh, Mr. Togare had been invited to help build up the new school Shinjitsu no Uta High. We were quite saddened to hear that one of the few top students we have had to leave, but Mr. Togare had suggested that he should rather than you, Ms. Higurashi, or Mr. Taisho." Arikana-sensei replied.

One of the doors had just opened a slight crack and Ririha-sensei could be seen peering in the room the two teachers and students occupied. Seeing who it was, he said,

"Ahh, finally the four of you turn up, I was just about to start searching for you on the headmistress's orders, anyways let me alert the headmistress that you four have arrived. I'll be right back."

With that Ririha-sensei let as quickly as he came, and was back three minutes later, smiling he told them,

"Alright, Mr. Taisho, you may come in first as you will be introduced first, Ms. Higurashi, please wait a moment before I come back to bring you inside. Arikana, Kisea, please stay here with Ms. Higurashi." Ririha-sensei asked of his colleagues, calling them by their last name.

When Arikana-sensei and Kisea-sensei nodding in understanding, Ririha-sensei, left with Sesshoumaru following close behind.

In the Great Hall & In Sesshoumaru's POV

As I followed Ririha-sensei, I was led into the great hall. Then I saw the headmistress and bowed the slightest to show respect since she had the power to take my head boy privileges away. Afterwards she spoke and said,

"Everyone attention please," the headmistress begun, receiving every single person's attention immediately, continuing she then announced, "I now introduce to you your head boy for this school year, Mr. Sesshoumaru Taisho!"

I stepped up as the headmistress spoke my name, as I heard many awestruck gasps from the girls and cheering shouts from the guys. Rolling my eyes in annoyance of the girls, the headmistress spoke in whispers to Ririha-sensei, who then brought me to my seat on the left of the headmistress.

With Kagome, Arikana-sensei and Kisea-sensei & In Kagome's POV

Waiting in this room, I started to look at the pictures upon the walls when I noticed a picture of a woman wearing the old miko garb with some armour, then I looked down at the caption of the portrait and read,

Midoriko Miko

'Wait...Midoriko Miko, wasn't she the founder of this school, who was said to have found some sort of jewel that was called the Shikon no Tama, which our very school was named after, and also became the guardian of the jewel? But then when she died, the jewel disappeared...I wonder where the jewel is now?' I thought curiously, as I heard the door open once more and Ririha-sensei say,

"Ms. Higurashi, you may come in now." Turning to his colleagues he told them, "Arikana, Kisea, when you enter the great hall, please go to take your seats immediately."

When Ririha-sensei received nods in understanding from his two colleagues he swiftly turned and walked back through the door to the great hall, I then followed with Arikana-sensei and Kisea-sensei bringing up the rear.

As I walked into the great hall, I was flooded with by memories of being prefect last year, and then I saw the headmistress and gave her a slight bow out of respect. Then the headmistress cleared her throat, which instantly got her the attention of every single person in the great hall and announced,

"Everyone, I present you with your head girl Ms. Kagome Higurashi!"

Stepping up as I heard the headmistress speak my name, I received many hisses from the girls and loud cheers from the guys. Then Ririha-sensei told me to take a seat on the right side of the headmistress.

Normal POV

As Kagome took her seat on the right of the headmistress, she heard the headmistress begin her annual welcome speech and said,

"Students, for those of you returning, welcome back! Whereas, those of you who are attending Shikon no Tama High for the first time, welcome!" Headmistress Miko began took a breath then continued, "You have all just been introduced to your prefects and head boy and girl just a few minutes ago, and two to six more are yet to be chosen! Now to go over a few rules! Number one, you are expected to keep your marks up at Shikon no Tama standards by the end of every other month, as Shikon no Tama accepts other students throughout the year from other schools and if you do not keep up with our standards then we will switch you with another student that wishes to transfer to Shikon no Tama. Number two, everyone is expected to be in their grade tower by 9:30PM, no exceptions besides prefects on patrol duty. Number three, lights out is 11:30PM and at 11:00PM a warning will be issued to remind that lights out will be in half an hour. Number four, you are expected to act in an orderly fashion; no screaming, no yelling, just act like your age and respect others. Number five, you are expected to present yourself in appropriate attire, if you are caught by a teacher, prefect, head boy or head girl then you will be asked to wear one of Shikon no Tama's old uniforms, for a week, that we no longer use. Now shall we begin to eat?"

As the headmistress her seat between the head girl and boy, everybody simultaneously shouted, "Itadakimasu!", then began to eat.

(('itadakimasu' is a Japanese phrase that is said before meals, it means something along the lines of 'thank you for the food'))

Two hours later when everyone had put their eating utensils down and wiped their mouths, the headmistress stood up and said in a loud clear voice,

"May the head boy and girl as well as the prefects please remain in the great hall; I have matters to discuss with you. The teachers that are head of your year will direct you to your tower. Course registration will be tomorrow morning after breakfast at around 11:00AM, conducted by the head girl and boy and their team of prefects under teacher supervision to keep everything in order. Have a good night everyone!"

With that the four teachers that are head of a year, Professors Arikana, Kisea, Seina and Ririha, took off guiding the students in the year that they are head of to the correct tower. By now the servants had long finished the task of bringing the students' belongings to the correct tower and had also help direct the boat driver to reverse the chain of boats into the storage area for the boats.

When the great hall, was finally empty other than the head girl, boy, prefects and headmistress; Kagome turned to the headmistress and asked,

"So Miko-sensei, what matters have we to discuss?"

"Alright everyone, by the end of September their will be two new prefects whom will be the first year prefects. However I'm not sure if some of ye may be aware, but around mid-October we allow the head girl and boy the decision of whether or not have a third prefect for each year. Also as of tomorrow morning, the eight of you will be sitting together at the table in front of the staff table, I will have the servants label your seats so as to the fact that you will be seated in the correct seat. Do you all understand what I have just told you?"

Seeing the heads of the eight students before her nod, the headmistress, stood up, and said, "Alright, I will lead you to your rooms."

The head boy and girl as well the prefects rose from their seats and followed the headmistress, who led them to the third floor and into a lounge with a cozy fireplace and their belongings, stacked nicely in a pile right in the middle of the lounge. Then the headmistress showed them their rooms and told them that the same year prefects share a room as do the head girl and boy, and mentioning that the third bed in each of the prefects' room are for the third prefect.

Once Headmistress Miko finished speaking, she saw to it that the prefects and head girl and boy had finished bringing in their belongings to their rooms and then left.

Everyone then went to their rooms after seeing the headmistress off. Once Sesshoumaru and Kagome entered their room and closed the door, they walked to their separate beds which were awkwardly placed so close to each other that you could hardly see the gap that separated the two beds. Then facing each other, the two simultaneously asked,

"What was the name of your elementary school?"

Seeing that they had spoke during the same time, Sesshoumaru then said, "Answer me, girl!"

"Iie, I will not answer you, Sesshoumaru, until you apologize properly and respectfully for calling me a wench earlier and do not call me 'girl'. I have a name and I choose that you me by my name or I will not answer your question." Kagome spoke, shaking her head.

Leaving the room to head to the bathroom, Kagome told Sesshoumaru, "Think about what I just said, I'll be back in 10 minutes I need to wash up and change."

'Hn. No one has ever dared speak to this Sesshoumaru so defiantly, so why does she? She intrigues this Sesshoumaru; however she is also the leader of the Dragon Girls. Should I apologize to her? I know mother would want me to...and that she asked Kareini and InuYasha to make sure I apologize, but still...this girl does not deserve my apology...I think I will ready myself for a quick shower, then wash up and change.' Sesshoumaru thought.

So Sesshoumaru got his things ready to use the bathroom and entered as Kagome exited at exactly ten minutes after going in.

Kagome was now dressed in a black with fiery red, icy blue and earthy green streaked nightgown and soft, cozy slippers that had the appearance of a dragon wearing a crown, which Sango had made and given to her for a birthday present a long time ago.

Kagome then took out her book, climbed onto bed while taking her slippers off, and began reading, waiting for Sesshoumaru to come back out to confront him.

Minutes later, Sesshoumaru came out dressed in a tight white t-shirt that showed his toned muscles, especially his abs, and his boxers. He walked barefoot to his bed before climbing on.

Kagome then put her book down on her night table, turned and faced Sesshoumaru, crossed her arms and said,

"So are you gonna apologize or not?"

Sesshoumaru then crawled over to her, put his arms on her shoulder to keep her from moving.

"I do not wish to apologize, Ka-go-me, so what are you gonna do now?" Sesshoumaru whispered into Kagome's ear causing shivers to go down her back.

"Which elementary school did you attend, Sesshoumaru?" Kagome asked staring at his abs while thinking, 'OMG! Would you look at that! He's got abs and there freakin' gorgeous! What am I thinking, there is no way that I just thought that, he's on the enemy side...crap, I gotta not think these things.'

"Inu-Youkai Elementary, what about you?" Sesshoumaru replied, hearing Kagome gasp.

"T-t-the s-same one, what was the theme for the grad ceremony?" Kagome replied.

"Japanese royalty and I was chosen as 'Emperor', naze?"

((once again, naze means why))

"Ummm...because...I was...umm...chosen...to be...the...the...'Empress'."

"I see, well now that I know who the 'Empress' was for that night, I can do what I had decided on doing once I had found her, since I forgot to do so that night." Sesshoumaru replied, lying down next to Kagome and placing his lips upon Kagome's and kissing her, since he forgot to on their grad ceremony night.

Kagome was shocked that Sesshoumaru had kissed her and gasped as his lips touched hers, giving Sesshoumaru the chance to slip inside of her mouth, which he obliged.

Moving his tongue around exploring every possible inch of her mouth and tasting her, and as he just about finished, he felt her tongue entering his mouth.

It was then Kagome's tongue's turn to go seeking out Sesshoumaru's mouth and tasting him, as he did to her, then as soon as she finished, they stayed lip locked a few seconds more then broke apart.

"That was wonderful, Sesshoumaru, arigatou." Kagome thanked, while thinking, 'Oh my goodness! My first kiss! That was so amazing! We must kiss another time! What am I thinking? He is the enemy, there is no way I'd fall for the enemy right Kami? Great what now?'

"Too true, too true, it was wonderful indeed; you taste remarkably of berries and citrus fruits." Sesshoumaru agreed, kindly before returning to his usual cold self, but to no avail, was unable to for some unknown reason; all the while in thought, 'Wow! Who knew that Kagome could kiss so well—what did I just think? She is the leader of the Dragon Girls, whilst I'm the leader of the Ice Boys, we're enemies! Yet, we kissed? And what is it about this female in front of me? Why can she easily disarm my icy exterior and reveal my warm, passionate interior? She is definitely one strange female, that's for sure.'

Smiling, Kagome released herself from Sesshoumaru's grasp, stood from her bed in her slippers walked over to her school supplies, dug out a pen and paper and returned to the bed.

As she returned to the bed, she reminded him,

"Sesshoumaru-kun, we still have to make up a patrol schedule."

"Fine, let's get started, Kagome-chan." Sesshoumaru replied, confused at why he could not act his normal cold self towards the female before him.

"Great, now to begin, first let's decide the time periods we'll have!" Kagome exclaimed, excitement rising in her.

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AN: Well that's it for now, which means cliffys rule!!!!!

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PREVIEW – CHAPTER 5: Schedules, Meetings, and Plans

Dragon Girls have their first meeting! So do Ice Boys! As well the head girl and boy and prefects! School schedules; let's see...I HAVE ALMOST ALL MY CLASSES WITH WHO!!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!! I guess I could live with it! What now? Kikyo wants something? What does she want?

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I know my preview probably sucks, but I just wanna give you a little insight on what may happen:D