Chapter 7 (Royal Rumble Day)
The next day, Royal Rumble day was upon them and the sun was just coming up over the horizon and Barbie is sleeping next to Randy and Randy was the first to awaken, he turns over and sees the sunlight gleaming off the face of Barbie and he just watches her sleep like an angel was brought to him from heaven. Barbie feels the bed move and cracks open her eyes and finds Randy just staring at her and says, " What are you doing baby?" Randy looks into Barbie's eyes and says, " Watching the most beautiful woman in the world sleep." Barbie jokingly says, " Oh yeah, who's that?" Randy grabs Barbie and fligs her on top of him and says, " You silly, who else would It be?" Barbie laughs and says," Well, I don't know, I guess it would have to be me, since I'm the only female in the room" and she kisses Randy good morning. They both wake up and get ready for the days events and are whisked off to the Arena and dropped off in front of the AT&T Center.
They arrive at the Arena and walk through the door and make their way to their appointed locker room saying hello to everyone in the arena. They finally get to their locker room and set their bags down and they relax and go over notes for tonight's HUGE Pay-Per-View. Barbie looks at Randy and says, " Baby, I need to go find some milk for Mason and get a little snack before tonight, do you need anything?" Randy grabs Barbie and pulls her in close and tells her, " No I have everything I need right here, but hurry back to me, you need to get ready to walk me down to the ring tonight." Barbie acknowledges and kisses Randy and walks out of the locker room.
While trying to find milk Edge spots Barbie and runs over to her and says, " Your old man take you off his leash?" Barbie shoves him out of the way and says, " I'm not on a leash, is it so bad that he wants me to be safe, like any man would want their woman?" Edge says, " Well of course not, but I just figured that since you two were engaged he wouldn't let you out of his sight, but speaking of sight, last night I saw the twink in your eye when you saw it was me at your room door. Just face it Barbie, you want to be with me, you want to be with a real man, and Randy just isn't cutting the butter for you." And leans in and tried to kiss her again. Barbie is almost sunk into Edge's deceitful ways and pushes him away and says, " I can't do this to Randy I love him way to much and I can't hurt him like this, just leave me alone Edge….please." and Barbie walks away.
As Barbie is heading off back to her locker room Carlito grabs her by the arm as she was walking by him and says, " You never did answer my question, Do you spit?…or Do you swallow?" Barbie laughs at Carlito and says, " Why don't you ask Randy." And walks away giggling. Carlito is left with a stunned look on his face and says, "now that's cool!!"
It's two hours before bell time and Randy and Barbie are getting prepared for the match and in the back of Barbie's mind she can't get the feeling of Edge looking down at her and smiling at her and the way that her soft luscious lips almost joined his. Barbie is starting off in space and Randy says to her, " Baby are you okay?" Barbie snaps out of her daydream and says, " Yes, honey I'm just a little nervous about tonight, but I'm okay" Randy says, " There's nothing to be nervous about, just be with me and be by my side and It'll all play out like its supposed to." Barbie wraps her arms around Randy and says," I think I can handle that." And they continue to go over things prior to the night's events.
The time had come and the Royal Rumble had started and it was almost time for the Royal Rumble match to decide who would go on to the biggest showcase of them all, Wrestlemania and challenge a champion for their title. Randy and Barbie made their way to the entrance way and Randy had chosen the number 16th entrance into the Royal Rumble and Randy's music started and Barbie and Randy walked out. Barbie only walked out halfway and Randy ran into the ring. The entrance of the superstars to the Royal Rumbler were as follows:
1. Ric Flair
2. Finlay
3. Kenny Dyksrta
4. Matt Hardy
5. Edge
6. Tommy Dreamer
7. Sabu
8. Gregory Helms
9. Shelton Benjamin
10. Kane
11. CM Pink
12. King Booker
13. Super crazy
14. Jeff Hardy
15. Sandman
16. Randy Orton
17. Chris Benoit
18. RVD
19. Vicera
20. Johnny Nitro
21. Kevin Thorne
22. Hardcore Holly
23. Shawn Michaels
24. Chris Masters
25. Chavo Guerrero
26. MVP
27. Calrito
28. Great Kahli
29. The Miz
30. The Undertaker
The match had ran on for 55 minutes and the last two competitors in the ring were Randy and Edge and Edge looked Randy dead in the eye and grabbed him by his neck and shoulders and flung him over the top rope to win the 2007 Royal Rumble match to go on to Wrestlemania. Randy is left outside the ring holding his neck with steam pouring from his ears and in dis-belief that Edge had won the Royal Rumble. Barbie watching on from the locker room was furious and couldn't believe that Edge had won either and ran out of the Locker room to go find Randy when out of the blue……