Had to go file a report against Will with my friend on Friday so...yeah that was fun.
Enjoy!
Me: So me and Michelle went to the police station on Friday
Alex: Why?
Peanut: Pls tell me y'all did not get incriminated by Will
Me: A, if me and Michelle got sent to jail because of Will, it'd be for murder. And B, it is because of Will
Petey: What'd he do?
Me: So at lunch on Friday we were just chilling and I saw Jim beat Dylan in chess and when I looked back Will was choking Michelle.
Peanut: OH HELL NAH
Me: Yeah.
Will: What's goin on?
Peanut: DID YOU CHOKE MICHELLE?!
Michelle: Hewo!
Me: Hewo.
Will: IM SORRY(sarcasm)
Dog Man: I can sense your sarcasm Will.
Me: YOU REALIZE WE ENDED UP AT THE POLICE STATION CAUSE OF YOU, RIGHT?!
Will:
Me: Yeah that's what I thought.
That's all the info I have rn but uh...holy hell it's been a fun weekend.
Anyways, buh bye!