Chapter 13 (The Aftermath)
Barbie and Randy go back to their locker room and Barbie locks the door behind her. Barbie pushes Randy over to the couch and says, " Now that's what I'm talking about Baby, let him know who's boss, just like I'm gonna show you in about 30 seconds" Randy smiles and licks his lips and says, "oh yeah baby, did you like that?" Barbie starting to peel off Randy's clothing one piece by one piece says, " You know I love seeing Edge being put in his place, and you know I like my Legend Killer down, dirty, and rough…..with the competition" Randy grabs Barbie and flips her over to be bent over the arm of the couch and Randy grabs her hair and bends her back to his face and says, " You like me rough huh? Just how rough do you want me to get?" Barbie looks over at him and says, " Make me your bitch like you'll be making Edge at No Way Out." Randy moans with excitement with that comment and Barbie and Randy make wild, hot, and rough love in the locker room in the middle of Houston Astrodome.
A couple of hours later there is violent knocking on the door and someone saying, " Hey guys! Let me in!!" Randy and Barbie panting with exhaustion say, " GO AWAY!!" The person behind the door says, " No seriously guys let me in, it's important." Randy with agitation says, " Okay, damn it hold on." Randy and Barbie get dressed and turn the fan on and Randy goes over to the door to let him in. Randy opens the door to find Jonathan Coachman standing there with a piece of paper in his hand. Randy says, " Can I help you?" Jonathan says, "Well, I hope I didn't interrupt something." Barbie looks at Coach and says, " As a matter of fact you did, and I am not happy with it either." Coach says, " This will only take a minute." Barbie says, " It better be!!" Randy laughing and shaking his head says, " What can I do ya for?" with Barbie walking up behind Randy and wrapping her arms around him and stares at Coach. Coach says, " We have a slight problem." Randy says, " Okay, and what would that be?" Coach looks at Randy and says, " Edge has filed for a restraining order against you meaning you can't touch him or anything until No Way Out, unless Physically prevoked." Randy laughing says, " Okay, that only means I can't touch him right? Not other people?" Coach confusingly says, " Yes that's exactly what that means." Randy rubbing his chin and smiling at Barbie says, " Okay, if this is how he wants to play, then I'll play. Tell Edge, I'll obey to his little restraining order but tell him to watch his back though." Coach agrees and Barbie starts to push coach out of the locker room and says, " Thank you for stopping….GOODBYEEE" and Randy and Barbie get back down to business when There is another knock at the door, and Barbie begins to get frustrated with the situation and she hurries and grabs a Towel to wrap around her and flips on the light and makes sure Randy is presentable and she peeks open the door to find a smiling Matt Hardy behind the door. Barbie flings open the door and says , "Matt!! I would hug you, but uhm, I don't have a free hand to do that right now." Matt laughing while looking Barbie up and down says, " You just owe me one" Barbie smiles and says, " Deal!" Randy walks up behind Barbie and says, " Is there something I can do for you Matt?" Matt looks at Randy and says, " Well, being a long time friend of Barbie's and of yours, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for what Edge is putting you guys through. I know how much of a prick and a dickhead he can be coughLitacough and just wanted to tell you if you guys needed anything that I'm always willing to help" Randy smiles and says, " Yes with all of this going on, Barbie and I had figured it be best for her to stay home and just be away from here until the smoke clears from Edge and just keep him away from her period" Matt says, " Well, I know that you two are happy and everything but I really don't have anything to do right now with this whole WWE thing, if you want and would allow me to, being Barbie's friend I want to make sure she's safe and no offence to any of the ladies here, but I would feel more comfortable and I know you would feel more comfortable having a guy there to protect her." Randy rubs his chin and looks at Barbie smiling and says, " Well, I'll make you a deal, I'll allow you to keep an eye on Barbie, just you sleep in separate rooms and when I'm home you go home." Matt says, " Well of course, you two are happy and I'm not like that, I'm just simply being a friend" Randy says ,"I know you are and we truly appreciate it." Matt and Randy shake hands and Matt says, "Remember Barbie you still owe me that hug." Barbie says, " don't worry I'll remember" and Matt walks out of the locker room.
Barbie takes Randy's hand and walks him over to the couch and sits him down and says, "Are you sure that's what you want to do? I mean if you don't feel comfortable with another guy and I just say the word and we'll let Matt know." Randy puts his hand on Barbie's leg and looks her deep into the eye and says, " Baby, if I weren't comfortable with it, I wouldn't have allowed it in the first place. Matt has been nothing but a good friend to both of us and I know he wouldn't try anything with you, because like he said, he's just not like that." Barbie asks one more time, " Are you sure?" Randy says, " Baby, I'd much rather it be a friend that someone just stopping by that I barely know." And kisses Barbie softly on the lips and says, "uhm It's about time for us to get me to the hotel and you and Matt off to the airport to go home." Barbie kisses Randy and says, "Baby, I love you so much and no matter what I'm always here for you and if you want me somewhere just say it and I'll be there with bells on." Randy laughs and says, "Big silver ones with blue little bows on the top??" Barbie slugs Randy in the arm and says, "You're such a smartass but that's why I love you" And they find their belongings and exit the locker room.