Email 2: Six Simple Questions
Dearest Jack-
1. What's your favorite color?
2. Are you albino?
3.
Where do you get your hair dye and will it work on dark brown-black
hair?
4. Where do you get your eyeliner?
5. Will you make me a
mini-bot of you?
6. MARRY ME?!
KF-Somewhere in the Foothills, California
Jack: 1. I can't really decide between red and black. So, I guess the answer would have to be… both. Is that allowed?
2. No, not really. I'm just pale because I spend so much time in my parents' basement. Obviously.
3. Actually, I don't dye my hair. It's red like that naturally. Besides, what evil genius dyes their hair anyway?
4. Don't tell anyone, but I steal it from my mom's nightstand on a regular basis.
5. You people and your demands! Look, I'm not around here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?
6. Umm, unless KF stands for Kelly Ferguson or Kathy Foxworthy, it's just not gonna work out between you and me.
Whew! That was kinda long. Jack-Bot, how many Emails do I have left?
Bot: One-hundred sixty-four thousand five-hundred and twelve, sir.
Jack: I'm gonna need a bigger keyboard.
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