Email 3: Disturbing

This might be a bit personal, but I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW!

blurts out Do you see yourself with Clay? ...At all?

P.S. If it's too personal, you really don't have to answer...

Clayxyinyang

Jack: Just so you know, I'm only answering this so you know that it's NOT personal.

First off, you have a sick and twisted mind. Normally, I'd find this a nice quality in a person, but you're just SICK! Your question is the most disturbing thing I've ever read before in my entire life. Jack-Bots, do you have anything to add?

Bots: Yes, sir.

Bot1: You are a disgrace to the community.

Bot2: If I had a stomach, its contents would be coming out of my mouth.

Bot3: You are disgusting.

Bot4: You are insane.

Omi: I agree with Jack Spicer; your mind is diseased and curly!

Jack: That's "sick and twisted."

Omi: That too.

Jack: What are you doing here, anyway?

Omi: I do not want to feel left out.

Jack: Uhh, you can go home now.

Omi: Okay.

(Omi leaves.)

Jack: Sorry about that. So, to answer your question… no. No, I don't see myself with Clay… At all. Weirdo.

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