Email 3: Disturbing
This might be a bit personal, but I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW!
blurts out Do you see yourself with Clay? ...At all?
P.S. If it's too personal, you really don't have to answer...
Clayxyinyang
Jack: Just so you know, I'm only answering this so you know that it's NOT personal.
First off, you have a sick and twisted mind. Normally, I'd find this a nice quality in a person, but you're just SICK! Your question is the most disturbing thing I've ever read before in my entire life. Jack-Bots, do you have anything to add?
Bots: Yes, sir.
Bot1: You are a disgrace to the community.
Bot2: If I had a stomach, its contents would be coming out of my mouth.
Bot3: You are disgusting.
Bot4: You are insane.
Omi: I agree with Jack Spicer; your mind is diseased and curly!
Jack: That's "sick and twisted."
Omi: That too.
Jack: What are you doing here, anyway?
Omi: I do not want to feel left out.
Jack: Uhh, you can go home now.
Omi: Okay.
(Omi leaves.)
Jack: Sorry about that. So, to answer your question… no. No, I don't see myself with Clay… At all. Weirdo.
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