Email 4: Ninja Mom
Dear Jack,
if you could be taught the ways of the Ninja, would you search down the TMNT just to teach you, or would you use the internet?
Oh...and do you have a close relationship with your parents?
-Randomlass-
Jack: Actually, you pretty much answered question one with question two. Because, well, not only DO I have a close relationship with my parents (despite the fact that my father is barely ever home), but my mom is a ninja! Don't laugh, I'm serious.
Although, she doesn't really do all that ninja-type stuff anymore. But as you may have guessed, she typically wears a mostly- if not all-black outfit. And she's still got ninja blood in her. She sometimes carries around a few stars with her, just in case, and she's so stealthy most of the time that I sometimes don't even realize that—
Diane (Jack's mom): I'm standing right here!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAA! Mom, cut that out! Can't you see I'm checking my Email?
Diane: Sorry, honey, but those children at the Xiaolin temple paid my twenty bucks to do that!
Jack: And you couldn't have double crossed them?
Diane: Well, if it makes you feel any better I didn't tape that.
Jack: Good.
Diane: Well, I'll leave you to your Email show now… By the way, good luck with that!
Jack: Thanks!
(She leaves.)
Jack: Yeah, she's a ninja expert all right. But I might have to ask you a question, Randomlass. What does TMNT stand for? You didn't exactly clear it up in the Email…
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