Email 6: American

Dear Jack,

I've been having this debate with my friends - what country do you live in? Some think America, some think England, some think China, some... oh you get the point. I'm not being all stalker-ish, I just want to know the country to end the argument.

Bewarethedarkness

Jack: Okay. First off, I want to apologize to everyone for my long absence. You see, I've lost a lot of showdowns, and I've been more depressed than usual lately, and then my mom ran out of eyeliner… Yeah, you can understand what I've been going through.

Anyway, you'd think that it'd be obvious that I live in America judging from my accent alone. To be exact, northern California. I'm not saying which city, just to be safe.

Unfortunately I have to wrap this up now because… I don't know what else to type:p Sorry, guys.

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