Okay, this is set when Aang has Killed Ozai, the war is over, and junk. But, since I could not think of anyone else when I converted this, He let Azula live. You may recognize it from Potter puppet Pals, But I changed it, so people might be pretty OOC. Go me!
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Zuko: I feel cranky and pubescent today! GRRR! I'm going to take it out on people I like!
Aang: Hello, Zuko! What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?
Zuko: Sorry, Aang. No tomfoolery today. I'm sick of your dreadful tattooed mug!
Aang: - very quietly - Why must you hurt me like this?
Katara: Yeah, what's your problem Zuko?
Zuko: My Mom is dead, my life sucks, My sister is criminally insane, and I'm surrounded by beep weirdoes and beep all the time! I mean, what the beep!
Ron: ... But it's essential Zuzu! The weirdoes are your loyal servants sworn to protect your very life from the likes of your psychotic sister!
Katara: Ookay…
Zuko: Yeah, well, I still have nightmares about their weird looking helmets eating my skin clean off! That's it, I quit Ruling!
Katara: But what about fighting Azula? And running the country? Huh?
Zuko: Fine. It's all up to you now, Aang!
Aang: But, but, but, but, but - whimpers -
Harry: Go on, go fight her!
Azula: Hello, little child!
Aang: - whimpers -
Azula: You want a piece of me, huh?
Aang: - whimpers - N-n-n- no sir! - runs away -
Azula: Yeah, you better run! Hey! I'm a girl!
Aang: I can't do it!
Katara: It's okay, Aang. You tried your best.
Aang: What's Zuko doing?
Zuko: - while slamming his head against the wall - Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!
Katara: He's a bit off today, haven't you noticed?
Aang: Maybe he's in love!
Katara: Who would fall in love with such an a--
Aang: - cutting her off - Maybe he needs a hug!
Zuko: - stops slamming head - I don't want a hug!
Aang: Give me a hug, Zuzu!
Zuko: No!
Aang: - hugs Zuko - Hugging!
Zuko: I'll wound you! - starts hitting Aang -
Dead Ozai Ghost: What is this rumpus!
Aang: Zuko hit me!
Zuko: Aang invaded my personal bubble!
Ozai: Methinks some severe punishment is in order. You will be dragged by your ears to the dungeons where a drunken Moi will be waiting with a cactus and a croquet mallet. Then--
Dead Ursa:(in background) OOOZZZAII!
Ozai: - muttering - I have to go now. Bye.
Iroh: Man, that was awesome, guys!
Aang: Thanks, Iroh!
Iroh: So, are you still full of that fiery angst, Zuko?
Zuko: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now!
Iroh: - throwing spazzy epileptic fit - WELL THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC!
Ozai: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Katara: Who's Making that overly girly scream?
Aang: Why, it's Ozai, the king of weird dads!
Everyone: - laughs -
Iroh: - flies away -
Zuko: Everybody make a wish!