Email 11: What if
Hey Jack,
I have a series of what ifs.
How would you react to:
1) A giant hippo wearing a beret bursting through the wall to your parent's basement, demanding cheesecake with frog legs on top, then getting into a heated battle with Chase Young, resulting in the destruction of all of your items.
2) Chase Young offering you a cupcake.
3) Me randomly appearing in your basement, hugging you tightly and refusing to let go.
4)Me (again) appearing in your basement declaring my never ending love for you and telling you that I wanted to be with you forever, no matter if you were good or evil (your perfect all the time!)
I HOPE YOU ANSWER ME!
TripleM out.
Jack: This seems like a fun one. I'll see what I come up with.
1) Well, I'd have to start cutting myself.
2) I'd accept it with a smile, and when nobody's looking, I'd happy dance like crazy!
3) I'd ask what the heck you were doing here, which brings me to the next part.
4) I'd make you my assistant, on the grounds that you let go of me, and don't screw anything up. 'Cause take it from me, nobody likes to screw things up. ;
Well, looks like that's it. I was right; I did have fun with it. 'Till next time, guys!
Diane: calling from upstairs Jack! Did you steal my eyeliner?
Jack: Uh-oh. RUN!
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