Shadow: And so we continue with our story…Wait…Which one was this one again?? Damnation! FLOWER!! Which one are we working on again? –Whines at-
Flower: I don't know! I haven't read any updates on the ones you've done..
Shadow: But I haven't done any……
Flower: How about we brush up on the sex Education one?
Shadow: Fine by me….We need to get to the smexyness of them all though! – Dances around singing…" I Kissed a girl and I liked it! The taste of her cherry chapstick!"
Flower: Dude…Shush...
Shadow: Damnations! ON WITH THE STORY!!
Sex Education….Chapter 2!!
Back in the Gryffindor Common Room six people sat in a circle concentrating on their sex education papers…Hermione, being the studious one was way beyond the six inches of parchment, that cough lord voldiepants cough assigned and was on her tenth inch. Ron, the idiot was just trying to come up with a single sentence. Harry, the silent observer was just watching finding this situation rather ridiculous and didn't plan on writing a paper. Next is Neville, sitting next to one Harry Potter was being his normal twitchy self and muttering to himself about how they all were going to AK'd by cough Lord Voldymoldy Cough. Seamus who was just dazing off into la la land was wondering how he was going to get into Deans pants while trying to figure out what to write at the same time. While of course the last one in the little orgy group Dean was copying Hermione's paper trying to at least get one A in a class……
Flower: Orgy?? They are not wearing their socks in bed again??
Shadow: No. Now shut up I'm concentrating…
Now down in the SLYTHERINE Common Room…- Dun Dun Dun- One sexy individual of a blonde god can be found lounging against a black leather sofa with one ugly pug face named Pansy fuckface Parkinson can be found fawning over said blonde god…
" God damnit Pansy you fat whore…..Get off of him right now…..If Potter found you like that, you'd be sporting a pair of balls and gentile warts!!" Blaise said holding his hip and examining his perfect nails..
"Forget Potter! I'll do it myself!" drawled an aristocratic voice. Nimble fingers reached in a very expensive set of robes which now has nastiness on them because of Pansy and will have to wash. Pointing his wand at said grossness he mutters, "Nasty balls, warty gentiles, and may your breasts hang below your bellybutton!"
Blaise arched an eyebrow looking away from his nails to examine the mess that was now Pansy fuckface Parkinson… "That…Wasn't a very good curse Draco dear." He sneered down at the whimpering mass of blonde nastiness.
"I learned it from an American Bloke….He said if you just say what you want done. Magic does it quite nicely." Draco replied rather innocently.
"Yeah, you know we are going to have to deal with Sev now….He's going to be right pissed." Blaise muttered and jumped when a satanic voice enetered the slytherin common room.
"DEAR HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS NASTY AND GROSS WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL IS THAT!!" Roared one Severus Snape…
"That." Said Draco, "Is one Pansy Parkinson…Now excuse me I'm going to go wash my robes…They are filthy..." pauses sniffing his robes "might have to burn them……I don't think I can get that shit off…" He muttered going up to his room.
Blaise smirked. "Maybe I should burn all his clothes then maybe potter will see his arse ….You know he wants to Sev."
"That…Is…Disgusting……1 point from Slytherin for that nasty mental image! I do not need to know the sex lives of my students." Severus turned making that cool swirly thing with his robes before storming off out of the common room.
"Awh! But it would be SO cool!! I would get a free show too!" Blaise whined to particularly no one.
"BLAISE!!"
"Eep!" Maniacal laughter could be heard from one Draco Malfoy.
Shadow: Phew…This is a lot of typing. No wonder why we stopped writing stories flower…. Flower: -Chews on a chip – What are you talking about? All I'm doing is speaking…Shadow: Yeah, and I'm doing all the work here…..Curse you woman! Oh look a kitty
Back in Lord Voldermort's chamber one can find a fantastic lord sitting around the fire singing kum-bai-ya and roasting marshmallows with his wand
Gryffindor common room can find yet again the six still sitting in a circle, but this time. Harry is now sitting with his legs propped up while reading muggle astrology books…
"Harry! You must do your homework!" Hermione whined.
"Did you know, that the Greeks created the horoscopes in the sixth century B.C." Harry said absent mindly.
Ron snorted "No wonder why everyone thinks your nutters mate…You go around spouting off random things.."
"No one says anything about when you spout off that you want to screw Mione into the mattress in your sleep." Said Harry making Ron sputter and Hermione squeak like a mouse.
Neville snorted making Dean and Seamus look up at him. "That's not all what he says at night…He also says Blaise has a nice penile erection"
Harry looked up at them with wide eyes. " He really does….Although I think Draco has a nice looking one with a bigger size that I wouldn't mind…"
" Harry! You went snooping into the Slytherin boys showers without me again!?" Luna exclaimed casually waltzing into the room with Ginny at her side.
Harry having the decency to blush at that muttered a small apology then excused himself from the room to go take care of a problem.
Hermione looked at all of them with wide eyes. "I cant believe you Ron…You want to what!? I thought you knew I was a lesbian!"
Ron fell over out of his chair with a squeak. "You're a what!!"
Meanwhile down in Lord Voldermort's chamber , a Mr. Tom Riddle was sticking the melting marshmallow in to his mouth making all sorts of sounds that would make a professional porn star jealous… "Oh my god that's delicious…"
AN: OKAY ONE AND ALL!! We are back!! For a little while at least….
Shadow dances…Flower covers her mouth giggling…You know the routine……PRESS THE LITTLE PURPLE BUTTON AND LEAVE US SOME LOVIN!