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Sex Education at Hogwarts: Chapter 4
Harry Potter was still reeling from the information of Sex Education. Walking down the hall in a dazed expression he didn't see Fred and George selling magical douches to all the girls who had become interested.
"Disgusting females the lot of them. I'm so glad I'm gay, I don't have to worry about shoving something up my hole and cleansing it because they are too nasty not too." A familiar voice drawled out from an unused classroom. Draco Malfoy sat back in an uncomfortable chair and groaned when the head at his crotch vibrated with a nod of understanding before the man on his knees sucked a particularly hard suck on him. "Merlin, Blaise. Do that roll of your tongue...Yes…Ah!" He cried out as his body arched in pleasure.
Harry started to laugh, "Are you both so desperate that you cannot wait for classes to be over before going at it like rabbits? " He walked away to find Hermione to discuss the latest issue of her BDSM magazine that she received in the mail.
Draco opened his eyes to look behind him and growled out an offensive before reaching down with a completely manly manicured hand and pushed Blaise's head down while bucking up his hips making the boy groan and suck harder. "Bloody potter, who the hell does he think he is? He's just jealous. Bet he couldn't even get a decent blowjob so he has to go and ruin mine…Bloody gorgeous wanker. "He hissed as he came hard down Blaise's throat. Patting the boy's head he stood up pushed the boy away from him, cleaned himself with a spell, tucked his bits back into his pants and swept out of the classroom to attend his next class. Hopefully to taunt potter some more.
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Hermione was a busy girl, first she had to apologize to a one Pansy Parkinson for Ron's stupidity. He didn't have the finesse to handle girls anymore, perhaps he was turning gay? Is that why he had heaved up all his lunch on the poor girl? Or was it because he was just a lazy fat arse who stuffs himself to the brink that he can't stop anymore? Oh well….Walking down to the Slytherin common room she knocked on the portrait and waited for one of the snakes to open up.
Smiling at one of the younger years, "Is Pansy here?" Waiting for the young person to get the girl was like waiting on Harry to get out of bed. It took FOREVER!
Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click…."Hello Granger..." Pansy Parkinson asked while filing one her nails. She licked her lips and eyed the girl up making Hermione very uncomfortable and squeamish.
Taking in a deep breath Hermione held out a non-manicured hand to the other girl and adopted a huge smile on her face. "I just wanted to come down here and formally apologize on behalf of a one Ronald Bilius Weasley. He was an irresponsible person and I will personally pay for your dry cleaning. "She said proud of herself for not stuttering.
Pansy grinned at the girl before taking the hand and pulling her into the common room making her squeal at the unexpected lurch. "Come Granger, we must talk."
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Ron was miserable, first of all both of his friends abandoned him at the first sight of controversy and so now he sat on top of the astronomy tower contemplating on just jumping. A little dramatic don't you think? But of course, he wouldn't do that because his friends needed him and plus he didn't want to die just yet. Sitting in his lap though was his only friend. A large bowl of German chocolate cake batter and next to him was a small plastic bowl of freshly washed strawberries that he was dipping into the batter and eating it like it was going out of style.
Never did he notice that a certain boy was watching him from the shadow's biding his time, until he could strike and the fiery redhead would be his!
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Draco was a happy boy indeed, he had his mid-morning-orgasm and now he was going Potter-Taunting! This was how he got his rocks off in the evening time too. Oh yes, he had it all scheduled out every day.
Morning- Shower/Wank-Breakfast
Midmorning-Suck off
Lunch-Lunch
Midafternoon-Wank to thoughts of Potter/Potter-Taunting
Dinner- Dinner
Afterdinner- Fabulous fuck in his room
Preferably it would be Potter doing all of this, but of course the boy was stubborn and didn't notice the beauty of one Draco Malfoy, so he of course is resulted to plebian means and have to stalk Potter and make sure that he was at least being vocal enough to make the man jealous of what he was doing.
So now he was headed to the Quidditch pitch to find some random hot guy and have a nice midafternoon wank because of course he already acquired his Pottertaunting material and turned it into wanking material.
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Harry was in a foul mood. First Draco Sodding Malfoy the beautiful git was taunting him for no fucking reason, and now that he was in his happy place, on his broom and in the air he spotted some random sixth year sucking face with his one and long time crush. Cursing he landed and stalked passed them as they made their way into the locker rooms. He thought he heard snickering but couldn't really tell with his own thoughts stewing in his brain. He wanted the git so bad that it was killing him inside to see the boy with so many other people. He was going to have to take drastic measures and soon. Hopefully his sex education class next time would help him out with that.
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Tom was a happy dark lord; he was sitting in his rooms, eating a bag of cheesy puffs while watching on a crystal orb on what his two favorite students were doing to each other. Maybe he should have them pair off for an assignment and have them go all the way with each other? Maybe that'll help relieve the tension and get them together sooner. Oh yes, this was soooo much better than killing silly little muggles and muggleborns. Cackling he orbed in on a Severus Snape, stuck his hand down his pants underneath his robes and got to pleasuring himself.
"Oh Severus, I want you to fuck me."
Hahahahaha Okay. End of chapter. =D