If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh, it would be like this story.

Me: I am soooooooooooo sorry that there was such a big gap! I am co-writing a story with Sabey (a very good author) and so I have been busy. Plus I have had problems with my area on so I haven't been able to do much.

Yugi: But it is here now!

Me: That's right!

Yugi: Not much has changed here. Yami is still traumatized and the bikers are still hanging around here somewhere but we can't ever catch them when we see them.

Yami: (shaking, hiding behind Yugi, clinging to him) they have powers!

Yugi: What powers Yami?

Yami: S-scary powers!

Seto: Freak.

Me: Ooooookaaaaaaaaay! I'm gonna pretend that little conversation never happened and answer the reviews.

Mellinde: Hello! Nice to hear from you! Nope your answer is wrong. Keep reading!

Sabey: helo0o0o0o0! Your reviews are the longest I get! Your guess is good, but wrong. I didn't mean for Yami to be gay so don't stop reading.

Dark-lady-Devinity: Thanks!! That chapter was fun to write!

Ranchan11: Hello! Oooo! Now that is a good guess, I only wish it was the right one! Hope your kids get better soon!

Yami Adritha: Hi! Close but not quite! Thanks for liking my story!

Me: Now that that is done with I think there are three things you can do!

Yugi: Sit back…

Seto: Relax…

Me: Enjoy…… (Voice fades out)

Chapter 10

The Bitch

Yami's P.O.V.

"Well if she wasn't tracking Bakura den why would she go after him and how could she find him?" Joey looked both confused and annoyed. Seto rolled his eyes.

"Honestly mutt you really are thick!" he said like it was obvious, making Joey hiss in anger.

"If you ain't gonna tell us what ya mean den can ya just shut up?" He growled.

"HA!" shrieked Seto giving Joey's shin a gentle nudge with the tip of his boot. "Awww! It even growls like a mutt too!" Then he turned to me and Yugi. "Yami." I jumped at being talked to. "Didn't you say you gave the millennium puzzle to Bakura so he could look after it……?" It took us a minuet to understand what he was getting at. When I did realise I let out a groan of shame. My plan to stop the evil spirits from getting me had backfired in the worse possible way. Instead of protecting me it had put Bakura in a great deal of danger.

"H-how d-did you figure th-that out?" stuttered Yugi. He hadn't spoke without stuttering or mumbling so quietly you could hardly hear him since he woke up after flat lining. He wouldn't tell any of us what the bullies had done to him or who they were. The only way we knew it was Ushio was because the person who phoned us said so. The police had came and asked us a load of questions and we told them it was Ushio but they said that they couldn't do anything about it until Yugi said it himself. They didn't entirely believe the true story really. We heard them talking, they all thought that I was the one who had hurt Yugi! Bakura almost got arrested for swearing at the chief police officer. Everything got sorted out in the end and even me and Bakura could start to see the funny side to it.

Anyway, I was snapped out of my trance of memories by Seto's answer.

"I first noticed it when we were on board the air ship on the way to the battle city finals." He explained, still leaving us in a lot of confusion.

"Noticed what Kaiba?" Joey asked, trying very hard not to look too interested.

"Here Yami hand me the puzzle." Commanded Seto. I gave him an odd look but still handed over my puzzle.

"Thanks." He muttered under his breath. He took the puzzle in one hand and flipped his laptop open with his other hand. After a few minuets of tapping at the keyboard, the speakers started to emit a faint tune that was hard to name. Seto turned the screen to face us, showing a swirling mix of colours, and then extended the hand holding the millennium puzzle out towards Joey.

"Here mutt. Take this." Joey just took it, not even bothering to react to the name he was being called.

"Right." Said Seto. "Joey slowly move the puzzle towards the screen." He commanded. Joey did as he was told. The closer the puzzle got to the screen, the more blurry the screen became and the tune cracked and faded. When Joey moved it away the screen went back to normal and so did the sound. After repeating this a few times, Seto shutdown the computer and Joey handed the puzzle back to me.

"Every time I was working on the computer and Yugi walked by the same thing happened." I couldn't believe I had been so stupid! If I hadn't found him when I did, Bakura could have been seriously injured or worse…… it was a horrible thought that I could have been the one who caused that to happen to the one who protected me no matter what. Seto gave Joey a superior smirk.

"So you see mutt, I was right and you were wrong. As usual." That did it. You have never seen so much chaos in one room in your life! Joey jumped off his chair and onto Seto taking him by surprise and knocking him backwards. Both boys landed on the floor with a loud thump. Joey managed to get a few good punches in before Seto hit him back and then pushed him so that he was the one pinning someone to the ground. The boys punched and kicked each other, rolling over and over across the cold tiles of the hospital floor. We were only half-heartedly trying to get them to stop, knowing that they would eventually stop, but then I felt something digging into my hand. Looking down I could see the cause of the pain. Yugi was holding my hand so tightly; his fingernails were digging into my skin. He had gone pale and was swaying slightly like he was on the verge of fainting. Following his line of sight, I could see that he was staring at Seto and Joey. He was scared stiff.

"Joey! Seto!" I yelled "Stop it! You're scaring Yugi!" they did stop, with Seto on the floor on his back and Joey lying on his stomach with one arm across Seto's chest.

"Awww!!!" The sound escaped my lips before I could stop it.

"What?" Joey asked. There was no point saying 'nothing'.

"It's just you and Seto would make such a nice couple!" I'm the kind of boy who will always speak his mind. The others all tilted there heads from side to side trying to see what I meant.

"They do as well!" Cried Tea.

"They look good together!" added Tristan. Bakura nodded.

"It's because Joey's hair is so light and Kaiba's is so dark." His comment was just about right. "Their eyes too. Joey's are brown, Kaiba's are blue."

"Their fire and ice." I stated. "Joey's fire, Seto's ice." They had pushed away from each other and were both looking disgusted. They fixed there eyes on me.

"Did anyone ever tell ya dat ya got a sick mind?" Asked Joey.

"You are right about one thing." Joey's eyes very nearly popped out of his head before Seto explained. "Joey is like fire and I am like ice. Fire and ice just don't mix."

"Whatever." I shrugged. "Fire melts ice you'll see." I then went back to reading a magazine I had on the bed. Seto was looking me up and down like I was from a different planet.

"What in the world……?" he mumbled. Joey stood up brushing himself down.

"Well I'm gonna see you freaks later." He said, heading to the door. "I've got a date with Mai. So you see I couldn't go out with Seto even if I wanted too!" and then he left. Seto sat back on the chair and tried to make it look like nothing had happened.

"Speaking of couples, Yami," said Tristan "What about you and Bakura?"

Bakura's P.O.V.

Oh my god!! Had I really made it that obvious? Could everybody tell? Oh shit! Yami's going to hate me forever now!

Yami's P.O.V.

"What? Me and Bakura? Get real Tristan!" Tristan just shrugged.

"You can deny it all you like but the evidence speaks for it's self!" I could see where this was heading!

"What evidence? Tristan what are you on about?" Bakura looked just as shocked as I did only there was another look in his eyes. Something I couldn't quite place…

"Bakura please! That nurse that saw you told Grace and she told me and Joey." Ah crap it.

"Tristan, me and Bakura were just mucking about! And we were defiantly not kissing!" Bakura nodded vigorously. The others still didn't look convinced though. A rare grin paced over Seto's face.

"Yami, you can see the love bite on your neck."

"WHAT?!?" I shot out of my chair and ran to look in the mirror on the wall. Sure enough there was a small dark on my neck. I ran my fingers across it and then let out a sigh of relief as it started to rub off.

"Seto that 'love bite' as you call it would be what we sane people consider to be dirt." I went into the toilet next door but kept the door open so I could talk to the now laughing group whilst washing the dirt from my neck. The only two not laughing were Yugi and Bakura. Even Ryou was spluttering behind his hands.

"It's not funny." I called. "We're not a couple."

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At lunchtime Seto had to go home to see Mokuba but promised he'd come back later. Yugi had to stay in the room but me and the gang (minus Joey because he was on his date) went to eat in a café just across the road. Bakura was still annoyed that Ryou had been laughing at him and would give him a kick every so often under the table. It started to get on my nerves so I grabbed his leg when he tried to kick him again.

"Stop it its annoying." I growled.

"And you're giving me a bruise!" whined Ryou.

"Well maybe you won't laugh next time." They wouldn't stop arguing until Tristan came over carrying the drinks on a tray. He placed it down on the table.

"Look, just pack it in y-"his voice trailed off suddenly. He was looking down then he met my eyes and raised his eyebrows. Looking down I saw why. I still had my hand on Bakura's knee. I groaned internally. Once again, I had managed to convince him that I was in love with the tomb robber.

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Normal P.O.V.

Joey hadn't really needed to leave when he did. He just wanted to get out of a conversation that he wasn't comfortable with. And it also gave him sometime to get ready to meet Mai. They had been going out since the end of battle city and Joey really couldn't imagine what he had done before then.

He was just coming up the street to the park he and Mai were planning to meet. Yami's a freak. He thought to himself. In love with Seto Kaiba! Honestly! They had only one thing in common and that was that they hated each others guts. The very idea that they could be in love was just plain ridiculous. He looked back at the street. And then he stopped dead. He swayed on the spot a faint feeling. His eyes were fixed on the shop across the street. Only one word found its way out of him.

"Bitch!"

End Chapter

Me: O.K. What did Joey see? That is the question.

Raphael: (from another room) Oh Yaaaaaamiiiii?

Yami: ah no! (Jumps behind sofa)

Me: That's another thing I have to deal with…