Chapter 2

I'm so glad that everyone liked this! I was unsure about it at first.

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The thing that Kai hated the most about Sentaro and Kiyone was their rivaling "Upmost Respect" For Captain Ukitake! This fact really grinds his gears as they often got him in trouble. For example: This one time they were fighting in Captain Ukitake's office.

"There is no way that you have more respect for Captain Ukitake!" Kiyone shouted.

"Of course I have more respect! And I had more respect for Kaien too!" Sentaro shouted back.

Kai got up and shouted at both of them, "GODDAMNIT! BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! IT IS PAINFULLY OBIOUS THAT YOU HAVE EQUAL RESPECT FOR HIM! I'VE GOT TO GET THIS DAMNED PAPERWORK DONE BEFORE CAPTAIN UKITAKE RETURNS!!!"

They both blinked. "And you are?" 'Invisible'

Damn these bastards! They dont know I'm 5th seat! Again! I swear I'll kill them! "KAI SEKAI UKITAKE SQUAD 5TH SEAT!" Kai shouted but neither of them were listening.

"Maybe he is a secretary from Squad four." Sentaro said.

"Yeah that's it!" Kiyone said. "Are you a secretary from squad 4?"

Flickin stupid Dumbasses! They don't even hear me!! Goddamnit! "No! Are you deaf? I just told you that I am Kai Sekai. Fifth seat Ukitake squad."

"Your our fifth seat. And your doing Captain's paperwork..." Kiyone siad, "SENTARO!! He's trying to prove that he has more respect for Captain Ukitake by doing his paperwork!"

"Gimme that!" Kiyone shouted.

"Dumbass! I'm not tring to prove I have more respect! I'm trying to prove I am right for the vice captain position!" Kai shouted but they ignored him. Instead they fought over the paperwork until they ripped it in half.

Kiyone paniced and threw it on the desk. Then she made a very stupid decision. She used kidou on it.

"...All things in the universe fly! Bakudo 33. Red light cannon!" She shouted stupidly. [please correct me if the above kidou is wrong. Blowing the desk, the paperwork, and part of the floor into a thousand pieces. And then captain Ukitake walked in.

"What in the Soul Society happended?!" He shouted.

"Well sir-" Kai started but he was interupted by Sentaro and Kiyone.

"Sir we walked in and and saw Kai get fustrated with the paper work. We tried to stop him but it was too late he had already blown it to bits!" They shouted in synch.

"Sir! they're lieing!!" Kai shouted.

"Kai If you were fustrated why didn't you just ask for help?" Captian ukitake said.

"But sir.

From there the story gets self expainitory.

But now in the present Kai sits in his house thinking of how he could get rid of them for a month. [Please not that housing for shinigami in bleach is a mystery to me

"A month should be all I need before I have to take drastic measures." He said to himself. "I could lock them in a closet some where in squad three..."

But of course they had to barge in. "Kai!" Said kiyone drunkly. They're drunk. What a surprise.

"Hey... Buddy... Come Get drunk with me..." She said. And Kai so self asorbed in his work never got invited to anything. Did she just invite me to something?

"YeaH..." She said, "Sentaro is a real ass... deciding out of no where that he wants to be... Hic... Vice Captain... So come... Get drunk with me." WHAT THE F!!! Sentaro!! Goddamnit I'm gonna kill him!

"Where is sentaro now?!" Kai shouted.

"In Captains offic...e" She said still drunk.

"Maybe when your sober. then we'll go get drunk. But what fun is it when your already drunk" he said and Immeadately jumped up and ran toward Captain Ukitake's office. But was stopped by Momo.

"Kai! What's the hurry." She said.

"Damn! Should've used a flash step." He muttered under his breath then adressed Momo. "Gotta kill Sentaro. He wants to steal a position that is practically right in my hands. If he asked Captain Ukitake for the Vice Captain Posion he'll get it without working for it."

He flash stepped in front of Captain Ukitake's office and he arrived just in time. "SIR!" he shouted walking into captians office, "I would like to be your replacement Vice Captain. Out of the respect for the late Kaien."

Then Sentaro who saw this an attempt to out respect him. "So would I!"

Goddamn! I knew I should've locked him in that closet! "Sir; and no offense Sentaro, I hardly think he's more qualified than I. I can Shunpo, for one, And for two, I am very close to acheiving Bankai." Yes I mean offense! HE IS A COMPLETE DUMBASS AND SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE AUTHORITY THAN ME. And bankai is a bluff but I'll train to achieve it after I make Vice Captain.

"Captain I-" Sentaro tried to cover himself but Kai stopped him.

"Don't even bluff. While you were out getting drunk with Kiyone, I had time to train my ass off." Kai said. It's mine now!

Then Captain Ukitake said. "Kai you are stronger and the better canidate."

HA! And to celebrate I'll get drunk and lock you in that closet for entertainment!

"But Sentaro you have more expirence." he finished. "This is not an easy pick! So I'll think on it over night."

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Beacause you like this story;

Bonus alt ending:

Ukitake: Kai your a higher level soul reaper. And Sentaro you have more expirence points.

Kai: what?!

Ukitake: SENTARO!

Sentaro: in your face!

Kai: No! In yours! Live And Die! BROKEN DREAM! kills Sentaro with his zanpakutoh HA now you have to pick me!

Ukitake: No; I have to throw you in jail.

Kai: DAMN! Forgot about that.

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Well that wraps it up for this chapter. Some of my readers may already know about Broken Dream. Those who dont will learn next chapter.