Here you go the half way mark...
SHUT UP AND LISTEN
Part II
Two weeks after Kagome had attempted to confess her undying love to Inuyasha
Inuyasha was curious about what Kagome had wanted to tell him. So he finally gathered what balls he had and started to the time-traveling girl, "Hey Kagome," he said getting her attention, "I was wondering what was so important that you wanted to tell me?"
"Well why do you want to know now?" Kagome asked surprised that he hadn't asked sooner. "Besides I didn't even think you would remember."
Miroku took this moment to pass Sango two yen, because they had a bet on when Inuyasha would finally ask Kagome what she wanted to tell him. 'With another week I could have groped her five times before she would hit me. DAMN INUYASHA!'
"I'm curious and I feel bad that I haven't asked sooner," Inuyasha said trying to make himself look believable. "Okay well lets go," Kagome said getting up, not believing him for a second.
"Where?" Inuyasha asked. "In the forest I want to tell you alone," Kagome replied, then looked at Miroku, Sango, and Shippo, "and if I see any one of you you're dead!" The trio just nodded to the raging priestess who was walking away with the idiotic half demon.
'Kagome is scary,' they all thought together. Then after about 10 seconds, they made their way into the forest tracking the two 'lovebirds'.
In the forest
"Well as I said two weeks ago I have had something to tell you for a long time," Kagome started then out of the blue Sesshomaru appeared right in front of face. "It took me two weeks to register this but I realized that you slapped me," Sesshomaru said menacingly.
"Yeah and you kicked me! I fell into a demon's nest and was killed, Lord Sesshomaru had to revive me," Jaken piped up. "What's your point?" Kagome asked the pitiful, pointless, waste of screen, weak demon. (in all actuality I love Jaken, but I want to do a little bashing LOL)
"YOU GOT ME KILLED!" Jaken yelled. "If she killed you, why are you trying to provoke her?" Inuyasha asked joining in the conversation, although it was more because he was confused. "OH SHUT-UP YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO LORD SESSHOMARU!" Jaken yelled.
"If you don't shut-up I'll kill you Jaken, you're annoying me," Sesshomaru said to his servant, then threatened coldly, "and I may not revive you this time." "Yes my Lord," Jaken said bowing, "not another word."
"Anyway as I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted," Sesshomaru said looking at Jaken with an 'I'm about to kill you stare', "you slapped me." "I don't see a problem with that," Kagome replied.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha was laughing on the side. "SHE GOT YOU SESSHOMARU AND I USED TO THINK THAT YOU WERE BAD ASS WITH THE WAY YOU ALWAYS ENTER AND THAT SCARY MUSIC THAT ALWAYS PLAYS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sesshomaru and Kagome yelled making Inuyasha cower behind a tree. 'I don't know why they are taking it so personal,' Inuyasha thought, 'I mean it is the truth, and mommy said 'the truth would set you free' she would never lie!'
"Well no one is supposed to slap the Lord of the Western Lands if he or she does not wish to fight me," Sesshomaru said in an 'as a matter of fact tone.'
"Yeah well we're going to have to reschedule sorry," Kagome said trying to act ghetto, (not trying to offend anyone) "how about Tuesday?" "No I have a meeting with Naraku," Sesshomaru replied, "Thursday?"
"Maybe, I'm not sure is that a good day for us Inuyasha?" Kagome asked the cowering Inuyasha. "Sure whatever you want Kagome," Inuyasha replied. "OK, are you sure that we aren't supposed to fight Naraku that day?" Kagome asked.
"No, it should be good," Inuyasha, replied, "Naraku is always late anyway." "Good see you Thursday," Kagome said. "Thursday it is good bye brother," Sesshomaru said leaving.
"Hey Sesshomaru I've got a question how do you keep your hair so shiny?" Inuyasha asked his brother's retreating form, which came back faster then when he arrived.
"I'm so glad you asked! Well you see I wash it twice a day, and I get my shampoo from a demon priestess who makes wonderful shampoo. It makes your hair grow twice as fast and makes it strong go ahead tug on it," Sesshomaru said explaining as Inuyasha tugged on his brother's beautiful hair.
"Wow it is so strong silky too!" Inuyasha said amazed, "Kagome come touch it, just touch it." "INUYASHA!" Kagome yelled pissed. "Anyway where can I find her?" asked Inuyasha ignoring the very unhappy Kagome.
"Go to the farthest point in the western lands and you'll see a salon ask for Riku," Sesshomaru squealed like a teenage girl, "tell her that you're my little brother she'll hook you up."
"Okay thanks I will," Inuyasha replied then whispered, "I think Kagome needs it more than us have you seen her split ends?" "I know it's such a pity," Sesshomaru replied, "well I'm out of here."
"Okay bye brother thanks," Inuyasha replied. "Isn't his hair great Kagome it is so beautiful." "Yours could be too if you let me wash it!" Kagome yelled annoyed.
"Yes, but my hair is demon hair, and what would you know about that?" Inuyasha asked, "for all we know you could mess it up." "You need help," Kagome told him, "lets keep going I'm not in the mood to get in a fight with you." "Okay," Inuyasha said happily agreeing.
Further in the forest
"Okay well before we were interrupted by your lovely brother I was saying," Kagome started then Inuyasha interrupted by saying our least favorite person, "Kikyou!"
"WHAT?" Kagome asked turning around to see Kikyou with all of her bags and in another lovely summer dress, this time a nice pale pink with yellow flowers. "Inuyasha it's been two weeks, are you ready?" She asked happily.
"What are you talking about?" asked Inuyasha confused, while in the background you could see Kagome smacking herself in the head. "To hell of course silly," Kikyou replied laughing.
"Um…" Inuyasha said thinking then after about half an hour it finally clicked. "Oh well you see Naraku still has the jewel shards so I'm going to have to wait.
"NO WE ARE LEAVING NOW AND WHEN WE GET THERE WE'LL GET MARRIED AND HAVE LITTLE DEMON BABIES BORN AND RAISED IN HELL!" Kikyou yelled. 'I thought she wanted him/I to be human,' Kagome and Inuyasha both thought.
Then Kagome comes up from behind Inuyasha and goes off, "LISTEN BITCH HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN DAMN DECISIONS SO WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL YOURSELF AND MAYBE YOU'LL SEE HIM IN A COUPLE DECADES WHEN HE DIES OF OLD AGE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT WHY DON'T YOU GO TO NARAKU.
I HEARD THAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR A WHORE!" "WHY YOU BITCH," Kikyou started, " INUYASHA IS MINE AND I'LL FIGHT FOR HIM." Then the two priestesses started going at it rolling in the mud and pulling each other's hair, making Inuyasha very happy.
They started punching each other and just when you thought it was over they started again, it was punch after punch and kick after kick. Finally Kagome grabbed Inuyasha's Tetsuaiga and stabbed Kikyou's clay body again and again and again.
When she stabbed her a little white ball floated from Kikyou's straight into Kagome's body. "I got my soul back," Kagome said happily. "You killed Kikyou," Inuyasha said surprised. Then Kagome danced around as Inuyasha stared in confusion, yet again.
"I GOT MY SOUL BACK!"
"YOU KILLED KIKYOU!"
"I GOT MY SOUL BACK!"
"YOU KILLED KIKYOU!
"I GOT MY SOUL BACK!"
"YOU KILLED KIKYOU!"
"Yes but I got my soul back and that means that we're happy," Kagome said evilly. "Yes, yes of course," Inuyasha said a little too quickly. "Good let's keep going." Kagome said giving Inuyasha his sword back."
Even further in the forest
"Okay I'm just gonna say it INUYASHA I LOVE… ,"Kagome yelled then feeling Naraku's demonic aura said, "Naraku."
"NARAKU? I WAITED TWO DAMNED WEEKS TO HEAR THAT YOU LOVE THAT FUCKIN' JACKASS NARAKU?" Inuyasha yelled pissed. "NO! Naraku, he's here I can feel it," Kagome said trying to pinpoint his location.
"Oh," Inuyasha said relived and embarrassed for not noticing Naraku, "so you don't love Naraku, that's great!" "Idiot," Kagome breathed. "Kukukukukuku," Naraku laughed, "well, well, well, a half demon and his wench this will be fun."