Ouran High School Text Club

A chronicling of role play texts

By MeganTheNerd and 610

A/N: This one's from today! :D I caught up with myself!

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Conversation 5: March 13th, 2010 at 10:30:38 (I spent 3 hours at IKEA with my roommates who were fighting over what kind of book case to get so I was really board.)

Mrs. Elric: Hello!

Megan: Bonjor, Desi-bozu!

Mrs. Elric: Okay, bozu? What?

Megan: Bozu = Kiddo

Mrs. Elric: Oh wow.

Megan: Wow what?

Mrs. Elric: Kiddo?

Megan: Yeah, like a young or annoying person.

Mrs. Elric: Shut up I'm not annoying!

Megan: Me: Are you sure about that?

Kaoru: Don't bully Desi-hime!

Me: Fine. Whatever. *pouts*

Mrs. Elric: Laugh out loud. I'm surprised Hikaru didn't try to join your side on this one Megan.

Megan: Hikaru: I would have but Kaoru would have killed me.

Mrs. Elric: Yeah, that's probably true.

Megan: So true.

Mrs. Elric: So what's up?

Megan: Not much. Just kind of board.

Mrs. Elric: Fun.

Megan: Isn't it? Did you read my other story?

Mrs. Elric: No. I wish I would have but I ran out of time.

Megan: Are you doing anything today cause I'm board.

Mrs. Elric: I'm babysitting now and going to that birthday party this evening.

Megan: Sad day! I guess I'll just spar with Mori… (Kendo match!)

Mrs. Elric: You do that. Tell me who wins.

Megan: Mori: *nods*

Hunny: 500 yen ($5) on Takashi!

Me: Thanks for the support Hunny.

Hunny: No problem!

Mrs. Elric: 500 yen on Megan, I suppose.

Megan: Yay, I have one person who bet on me!

Mrs. Elric: Yup!

Megan: Kyoya: I'll bet on you but if you lose you'll have to pay me back plus interest.

Me: No thanks, Shadow King.

Mrs. Elric: Kyoya! *shove* Have you no heart at all?

Megan: Kyoya: I'm sending you my dry cleaning bill.

Mrs. Elric: Oh shut up Mr. Sex Fiend!

Megan: Kyoya: I'm also suing you for harassment.

Me: you should find yourself a good lawyer, Desi. I foresee many more lawsuits in the future.

Mrs. Elric: Oh come on Kyo… *walks fingers up his arm* you're not really gonna sue me. *Leans forward* Would you? *Sexy eyes*

Megan: Kyoya: Yes and you just and sexual harassment to the list of lawsuits.

Mrs. Elric: *Jumps back* Sexual-! Of, YOU'RE one to talk, Mr. 'you can pay with body, Haruhi'. She could sue you!

Megan: Haruhi: You're right! I totally could!

Kyoya: *Shadow King smile* Go right ahead. We'll see who can hire the best lawyer.

Haruhi: Oh, yeah…

Mrs. Elric: Haruhi's mom was a lawyer! I'm sure one of her mom's friends would be willing…!

Megan: Kyoya: You think they can compete with the best money can buy?

Mrs. Elric: …You're rich; Ootori, but you don't have all the money in the world. And isn't it true that Tamaki's family is more powerful that yours? That's why your father told you to befriend Tamaki. And I'm sure Tamaki wouldn't mind paying for a FANTASTIC lawyer for his 'little girl'.

Megan: Kyoya: Touché, you make an excellent point by I happen to have quite a bit of blackmail on Tamaki, so unless he wants them on the front page of every newspaper in the world, he won't lift a finger.

Mrs. Elric: Remember Renge's movie? With the bit that 'put the host club in a bad light'? You wouldn't want the KING of the host club put in such a bad light on your account, because of blackmail, would you?

Megan: Kyoya: I only did that because I can't stand Renge.

Mrs. Elric: Oh sure. *smirk* Plus, wouldn't it be easy for Tamaki to bribe the newspapers so they won't print your blackmail? Again, he is richer and more powerful than you are. I'm right aren't I… *cutely evil smile* Kyoya-senpai.

Megan: Kyoya: *blank face* … Yeah… You are…

Me: Go Desi! You out smarted the evil Shadow King!

Mrs. Elric: Yes! *grin* Um… why is everyone all staring at me?

Megan: Hikaru: Because you beat Kyoya! It's a miracle!

Mrs. Elric: Heh. Well it wasn't hard you just have to pay attention to details. Tamaki! Did you see that?! I totally go him!

Megan: Tamaki: Mon ami! *hugs* You were amazing Desi-chan!

Mrs. Elric: Thanks! Who knew I could do that? Maybe I should be a lawyer… Haruhi, be totally thankful, I just go you a lawyer if you ever need one.

Megan: Haruhi: Thanks but I'm my own lawyer.

Mrs. Elric: Liar. Look at Kyo. He's in shock.

Megan: Kyoya: *silence*

Hikaru: Desi, I think…

Kaoru: you broke Kyoya-senpai.

Hunny: Poke poke? *Kyoya falls over*

Mrs. Elric: Um… Kyoya-senpai?

Megan: Kyoya: I'm okay, just confused.

Mrs. Elric: Aaaw. Have you never been beaten at a debate before?

Mrs. Elric: *Chuckle* It is, isn't it?

Mrs. Elric: Hunny, stop poking him. *Holds out hand* No hard feelings?

Megan: Alright. *Nice Kyoya smile*

Mrs. Elric: *Grin* So you do have a heart. Good to know. Maybe I could steal it? *Flirty smile*

Megan: Kyoya: Maybe. *wink*

Mrs. Elric: Whoa. Tamaki, I think you may need to call the hospital. The shock may have damaged his brain.

Megan: Kaoru: *knocks out Kyoya* I'll take him! He shouldn't be flirting with my Desi! *Everyone stares* I said that out loud, didn't I?

Me: Wow Kaoru, I didn't think you liked Desi like that. *Elbows teasingly*

Mrs. Elric: *Mega blush* k-k-Kaoru…

Megan: Me: *Pushes Kaoru and Desi into a conviently placed storage room* Sounds like you two have a lot to talk out. *Locks door and smiles evily*

Mrs. Elric: MEGAN ****! (You don't get to know my last name!) That girl! I am going to kill her!

Megan: What's that? You want to be in there for an hour? Okay! *leaves*

Mrs. Elric: Megan! Augh! *sinks to floor*

Megan: Kaoru: *sits next to her* I'm sorry Desi, this is all my fault.

Mrs. Elric: *Sigh* what are we going to do now?

Megan: Kaoru: Play cards? *Pulls out a deck of cards out of pocket*

Mrs. Elric: Ha ha ha! Is it you always have something…

Megan: The show (text) must go on!

Mrs. Elric: So true! *grin*

Megan: After a few hands…

Kaoru: Yes! 4the win in a row!

Mrs. Elric: Oh shut up. I'm not good at card games.

Megan: Kaoru: Can't be good at everything.

Mrs. Elric: They say you can't be good at nothing wither, and yet here I stand, living proof. *giggle*

Megan: Kaoru: *leans closer* That's not true! You're amazing!

Mrs. Elric: *sigh* I'm not all you think I am, Kaoru. Especially when I'm away from the club.

Megan: Kaoru: You just outsmarted the Shadow King! If that's not amazing, nothing is. *small, caring smile*

Mrs. Elric: you are too good to me, Kaoru Hitachiin.

Megan: Kaoru: *stares then suddenly hugs* Really? I don't think I'm good enough.

Mrs. Elric: Oh Kaoru, you are good. You are so, so good.

Megan: *laughing* I don't think I can keep this up. XD

Mrs. Elric: Laugh out loud

Megan: I think I'm going to post out texts now.

Mrs. Elric: Cool!

Megan: What's your username?

Mrs. Elric: 610 I think.

Megan: That's pretty specific for "I think".

Mrs. Elric: Shut up.

Megan: Mori: Be Nice.

Mrs. Elric: Make me, Mori-chan.

Megan: Mori: *gets giant with intimidating eyes*

Mrs. Elric: Oh. Um. Okay, I'll be nice.

Megan: Me: *Hugs Mori* Thanks Mori!

Mori: Yeah… *little blush*

Mrs. Elric: Aaaw. Oh no. Better call Haliegh. She'll fight you for her Mori.

Megan: Tell her she better bring it cause Mori is mine!

Mrs. Elric: I wouldn't be too sure.

Megan: I only met her once but I'm pretty sure I could take her!

Mrs. Elric: I dunno. She has a very strong older brother.

Megan: Yeah but I have a bat and 7 years of experience in hitting things with it.

Mrs. Elric: *laughing*

Megan: I don't want to beat up Hailey (I don't know how to spell her name) or her brother but those who come between me and my Mori must die.

Mrs. Elric: I'll let her know.

Megan: Good.

Megan: I got to go to bed because I stayed up till one last night like an idiot.

Mrs. Elric: Kay! Night darlin'.

FIN

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A/N: That was really long but good! Now I have all of the first ones done. Updates will be very irregular but frequent.

Song in my head: Sheep go to Heaven by Cake

I'm not felling all right today. I'm not feeling that great. I'm not catching on fire today. Love has started to fade. I'm not going to smile today. I'm not gonna laugh. You're out living it up today. I've got dues to pay and the grave digger puts on the forceps. The stone mason does all the work. The barber can give you a haircut. The carpenter can take you out to lunch. Naw, but I just want to play on my panpipes. I just want to drink me some wine. As soon as you're born you start dying so you might as well have a good time. Sheep go to heaven. Goats go to hell. Sheep go to heaven. Goats. Go to hell.