Ouran High School Text Club

A chronicling of role play texts

By MeganTheNerd and Mrs. Edward Elric 610

A/N: RANDOM IDEA!!!! I want someone to draw a picture of the host club in Winne the Pooh costumes! Here's my breakdown:

-Tamaki = Tigger or Pooh

-Haruhi = Rabbit, Eeyore, Christopher Robin, or Piglet

-The Twins = two Tiggers or two Roos

-Kyoya = Owl, Eeyore, or Rabbit

-Mori = Eeyore or Kanga

-Hunny = Pooh or Roo

Alright! Back to the matter at hand! In today's exciting issue of OCSTC, we learn the fluffy conclusion of the first unfinished Desi x Kaoru scenes and that Megan can't spell to save her life! Read to find out more…

:D :D :D

Conversation 8: April 25, 2010 at 12:44:54pm

Megan:Kaoru: Well it sure sucks that we're stuck in a closet together (It's the last thing I remember)

Mrs. Elric: Maybe SOMEONE will let us out soon. THAT MEANS YOU, MEGAN! YA HEAR ME!?

Megan: Me: Not until something happens, if you know what I mean. Right Tamaki?

Tamaki: Quite right, my friend!

Haruhi: Oh, brother…

Mrs. Elric: Haruhi! Have a heart, let us out!

Megan: Haruhi: I would *Megan and Tamaki sparkle glare* but the idiots would be mad at me.

Me and Tamaki: Hey!

Mrs. Elric: Since when are you afraid of them?!

Megan: Haruhi: I really don't want to deal with and upset Senpai and Megan would probably lock me in a closet too.

Mrs. Elric: Well Kaoru looks like we're stuck in here 'till "something happens" whatever that means…

Megan: Kaoru: *Scoots a little closer* Is it really that terrible being in here together?

Mrs. Elric: Heh… *Blush* I guess not…

Megan: Kaoru: *Surprise hug*

Mrs. Elric: *Gasp* *Blush*

Megan: *Click and flash* I love to interrupt.

Mrs. Elric: MEGAN ****

Megan: No need to yell Desi. I'm only going to put your little love scene all over the school newspaper and internet.

Mrs. Elric: MEGAN NICHOLE ****

Megan: Do you always have to scream? I feel like I'm going deaf.

Mrs. Elric: You're gonna wish that's all I'd done to you after I get out of this closet!

Megan: Me: You mean if you get out of the closet.

Haruhi: This is just getting ridiculous. *Opens the door and runs*

Me: Crap…

Mrs. Elric: Aaaah run Kaoru-sama! We're free!GET OVER HERE MEGAN!!

Megan: Me: What's that Mori? You want to go running for kendo training? Alright, let's go!

Mori: … *Gets pulled out the room by a fleaing (supposed to be spelled wrong) Megan*

Mrs. Elric: (You can't spell.)

GET BACK HEEEEERE!

Megan: (thanks for the advice captain obvious: P)

Me: NEVER!!!

Tamaki: Well don't we have a strange group of friends?

Haruhi: That's kind of weird coming from you.

Mrs. Elric: MEGAN! RAAWR YOU ARE SO DEAD! GIMME THAT CAMERAAA!

Megan: OVER MY DEAD BODY!

*Both struggle for camera*

*Both slip on banana peels and camera flies out the window into the pond*

NOOO!!!

Mrs. Elric: KYAAA!

Haruhi: Things seem to have a habit of falling out that window. For example, my bag…

Megan: Hunny: That was when your bag was thrown out the window by the mean lady!

Me: *Defeated* I should go get the camera before a raccoon chokes on it…*slinks out of the room with a depression cloud*

Mrs. Elric: Should I chase her…? Hmmm… Decisions decisions…

Megan: Mori: I'll do it. You have to take care of Hitachiin. *Leaves room*

Mrs. Elric: Wha-? *Suddenly alone with Kaoru* How the heck-? Stupid anime law of convenience.

Megan: -Cut scene!-

Me: Stupid pong! How can it be so hard to find the freaking camera when the water is clear?

*Splash*

Me: Mori? You don't have to help me look for it. (Pond scene rip-off!)

Mori: I'm worried about my raccoon.

Me: Ah. Found it.

Mrs. Elric: Tamaki: HEY! HARUHI, THEY STOLE OUR SCENE!

Megan: Haruhi: And?

Mrs. Elric: Tamaki: You don't even care?!

Megan: Haruhi: I had better scenes with Kyoya and Hikaru.

Mrs. Elric: Kyoya's sex fiend scene, you mean?

Megan: Yep and the Halloween net scene with Hikaru. Even Mori had a better scene at the theme park, but we're getting off topic!

-Cut scene to host room-

Mrs. Elric: *Silence* So… Um…

Megan: Kaoru: Back to square one huh? Cards?

Mrs. Elric: … *Smile* Sure.

Megan: Kaoru: Strip poker?

Desi: *Punches Kaoru's shoulder*

Kaoru: Ha ha! Just kidding, go fish? Loser has to do whatever the winner asks.

Mrs. Elric: … That sounds fair.

Megan: 5 minutes of competitive card playing later…

Kaoru: I can't believe you beat me! What happened to sucking at card games? Oh well, what is your bidding, master?

Mrs. Elric: Hmmm… Let's see… Haha wow I have no idea. I expected you to win.

Megan: *Text from Megan* Ask about the hug!

Mrs. Elric: Reply: =P rawr.

Megan: Kaoru: Who was that?

Mrs. Elric: Megan… Heh.

Megan: Kaoru: Alright, do you have a command?

Mrs. Elric: Apparently Megan does. *Shows text*

Megan: Kaoru: *Blush* I… uh… I don't know what she's talking about!

Mrs. Elric: Then why are you blushing?

Megan: Uh… *Deeper blush* Whatever… I was just… Uh… Cold! Yeah! That's it!

Mrs. Elric: Haha sure.

Megan: Help me plot bunny machine! I've reached the end of my creative rope!

Mrs. Elric: Haha you put us here in the first place!

Megan: I can't write all of it!

Mrs. Elric: Haha!

Megan: Can you think of something?

Mrs. Elric: Okay, okay.

Kaoru: Wanna play again? Same rules. Winner gives an order. Ready?

Megan: Kaoru wins!

Kaoru: Alright… Let's see… I got it! You have to answer a question truthfully.

Mrs. Elric: Okay. Go ahead.

Megan: -Are you ready for the fluff?-

Kaoru: Do you *Blush and gulp* like me?

Mrs. Elric: … O-of course I like you silly! I like all the hosts! *Smile*

Megan: Kaoru: *grabs wrist* that's not what I meant! Do you, you know, Like-like me?

Mrs. Elric: *Wide eyes* *Whisper* …yes.

Megan: Kaoru: *Chuckle*Good. *Kiss* (KKKKKKKYYYYYYYAAAAA!!!!!)

Mrs. Elric: *Speechless*

Megan: Me: *Outside the door* *Whisper* Go Kaoru!

Mori: Don't you usually interrupt now?

Me: Come Mori, even I know when to let sleeping dogs lie.

Mrs. Elric: Shh… I think someone's outside the door…

Megan: Hunny: *runs in and glomps Kaoru and Desi* Congrats! Can I be the ring bearer at your wedding?

Mrs. Elric:*Blush* Hunny…

Megan: Me: I call flower girl/Bride's maid!

Tamaki: Can I be the best man?

Hikaru: No way! If anyone is the best men it should be me!

Mrs. Elric: All of a sudden you're planning my wedding?!

Megan: All: Yep!

Mrs. Elric: *Embarrassed blush* Kaoru…

Megan: Kaoru: Will you marry me? Not during high school, of course, but later?

Mrs. Elric: o.O *Tears* Kaoru… I-I will!

Megan: Mori: *Looks at Megan* Are you crying?

Me: Shut up. I just got some dirt in my eye. *Rubs eyes*

Mrs. Elric: *Sniff* Don't cry, Megan!

Megan: *Hugs* Don't tell me that crybaby! I'm being happy for you!

Mrs. Elric: Hikaru: What's your mom gonna say?

Megan: *Mental image of Desi's mom with flaming background (Desi's mom is super overprotective)*

You're so dead.

Mrs. Elric: Crap. Oh man, what am I gonna do??

Megan: Don't tell her. Simple as that.

Mrs. Elric: Ugh. Yeah… What'll Mrs. Hitachiin say?

Megan: Hikaru: That's a good question.

Kaoru: We probably shouldn't say anything to her either cause she might call your mom to try and plan the wedding in advance.

Mrs. Elric: Your mom would be okay with her son marrying me?

Megan: Kaoru: You've met her. She's very eccentric and childish.

Mrs. Elric: Well yeah, but…

Megan: Hikaru: Either that or she'd kill the both of us.

Mrs. Elric: All three of us.

Megan: Hikaru: True.

Mrs. Elric: *Shudder*

Megan: Me: That's when we don't tell them 'till after college!

Mrs. Elric: Agreed.

Megan: Kya! We've done it!

:D :D :D

A/N: Nice and long and fluffy and random, just the way I like it!

Song in my head: Heartbeat by Scouting For Girls

Am I alone in your heart? Have I a hope, with your heart? She's such a teaser. Yeah, she's such a star. Give me a reason or give me a chance. Am I alone in your heart? Am I alone? It tears me apart. Am I alone. Doing all I can do just to be close to you. Every time that we meet I skip a heartbeat. Always up for a laugh. She's a pain in the ass. Every time that we meet I skip a heartbeat.