Ouran High School Text Club
A chronicling of role play texts
By MeganTheNerd and Mrs. Edward Elric 610
A/N: If you want to go internet green, recycle plot bunnies!
What seems random now will make sense in time…
:D :D :D
Conversation 9: April 27, 2010 at 6:23:33pm (I was teasing Mrs. Elric about her fear of thunder)
Mrs. Elric: You is being mean to me.
Megan: WAH! If I get Hunny to eat a cake with you will you forgive me?
Mrs. Elric: …Maybe
Megan: Hunny: *flowers* Then let's eat! *splits strawberry cake with Desi*
Mrs. Elric: Yum!
Megan: Hunny: Are you feeling better? If not I can call Kao-chan! *smile*
Mrs. Elric: Megan's a meanie.
Megan: Me: Kao-Kao! Help me!
Kaoru: Who're you calling Kao-Kao!?!? And why do I have to help you?
Me: Because you wouldn't want these photos of you cosplaying all over the internet would you?
Mrs. Elric: Kaoru! Cosplaying as who?
Megan: You wanna see? *evil smirk*
Kaoru: Don't you dare!
Me: What's wrong Kao-Kao? You cosplay for the host club all the time.
Kaoru: This is differ-
Me: Look! A distraction! *runs around Kaoru and shows Desi the picture*
Desi: *laughs uncontrollably*
Kaoru: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Me: Don't be embarrassed Kaoru. You make a cute Sailor Moon!
Mrs. Elric: Oh god! Why?! Why would you-!?
Megan: Kaoru: It was a stupid idea of Tono's! I somehow got tricked into being the lab rat, I swear!
Mrs. Elric: Is there one of Hikaru too??
Megan: Me: Of course! He was- *Hikaru slaps hand over Megan's mouth*
Hikaru: I was the handsome Tuxedo Mask! *Megan bites his hand* OW!
Me: Liar. You were Luna. (For all of you who don't watch Sailor Moon, Luna is a female cat)
Mrs. Elric: Hahaha!!! Ahhh…
Megan: Wanna see the rest of the hosts' pictures? *Hosts lock her the closet of convienience* My own plot bunny used against me!
Mrs. Elric: Yes! Ahahaha! FINALLY! Waaaait… *grabs Mori* GO! *shoves him inside*
Megan: *Mori crashes into Megan*
Mori: Sorry…
Me: *small blush* It's alright…
Mrs. Elric: Mori: …… I think we're stuck.
Megan: Having done this to other people, I can say without a doubt: we're gonna be here for a while.
Mrs. Elric: Mori: *nod*
Mrs. Elric: Me: *Opens door a tiny bit* *Throws pack of cards inside*
Megan: Me: Random yet redundant. I'm impressed. *turns to Mori* Same rules as Desi and Kao-Kao? I have to warn you though, I won't be defeated as easily as Desi.
Mori: *nod* Texas hold'em
-15 hands later…-
Me: I can't believe I lost 15 times in a row… You're really good at bluffing Mori but I guess that's to be expected.
Mrs. Elric: Mori: Poker face. Heh.
Megan: *laughing* What's your question Lady Gaga? *smirk*
Mrs. Elric: Mori: … How come I got shoved in here?
Megan: Me: Well… *red* Desi wants us too… *looks away* H-hook up…
Mrs. Elric: Mori: *blush* Oh.
Megan: Well, this is awkward… Remind me to kill Desi later.
Mrs. Elric: DON'T LISTEN TO HER MORI! YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME MEGAN! MWAHAHAHA!
Megan: Me: *pounds on door* LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KILL SYMPHONY AND TAKE JAZZ IN MY STORY!!!
Mrs. Elric: Me: MEGAN **** DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN JAZZ!
Kaoru: Who's Jazz and Symphony?
Me: Oh nobody sweetie.
Mori: Uh…
Megan: *sudden realization* I can't even do any of that until I get out… *sinks to the ground* *depression lines*
Mrs. Elric: Mori: *awkward* Well… I-I'm sorry you had to get stuck in here with me…
Megan: I don't- *stands up fast as is really close to Mori* think that's bad!
Mrs. Elric: Mori: *Leans down to sit next to you at the same time* *smashes face into your head*
Megan: (Ahh, recycled plot bunnies…)
Me: Ow. *covers forehead*
Mori: Gomen. Let me look at.
Me: It'll be fine! Don't worry about it! *steps back against the door*
Mori: *steps forward* … *pulls hand away from head* Looks like a bad bruise. Sorry.
Me: It's not as bad as it looks. *winces when Mori gently touches around bruise*
Mrs. Elric: Mori: Really sorry… *blood drops from his nose* *touches nose* N? Huh. Didn't hurt that bad…
Me: And I thought I was a klutz. They're bludgeoning (hitting) each other!
Megan: Me: Here. *pulls out handkerchief and pats the blood off Mori's face*
Mori: Thanks. *looks down at Megan's hand that he's still holding*
Me: *Follows gaze to hands*
Mrs. Elric: Mori: *mega-blush*
Megan: *mega-blush x2* o///o
Mrs. Elric: Me: *listening* *whispers to self* WHAT IS GOING ON??
Megan: Both: *jerk hands back* Sorry!
Mrs. Elric: Mori: Uh…….. C-cards?
Megan: Me: S-sure but we play Speed this time cause you're too good at bluffing.
Mrs. Elric: Mori: Okay… *avoiding your eyes embarrassedly*
Megan: Me: SPEED! *throws hands up in victory*
Mori: You win. *still has three cards left*
Me: Yes, yes I do. *nods in agreement*
Mrs. Elric: Mori: So, what's your request?
Megan: Me: I want you to… *thoughtful pose* *snap* smile. You have to smile.
Mrs. Elric: Mori: Uh… Okay… *smile*
Megan: Not bad but it seemed forced. Try to think of something that makes you smile.
Mrs. Elric: Mori: *grin* *blush*
Megan: That was much better! You should smile more often. What did you think of?
Mrs. Elric: Mori: *mega-blush* Uh…
Megan: Come on tell me! I promise I won't laugh. Cross my heart! *crosses heart*
Mrs. Elric: Mori: Well… I was thinking of when you were running from Desi with the camera the other day. You looked so… *chuckle* so funny… *laughing*
Megan: *blush and pout* Well I'm glad I can be of inspiration to you.
Mrs. Elric: Me: … Kyaaa! Aaaaw….
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A/N: Accidental advertisement! (not really) Go read my Eternal Sonata story, Stop That Wedding, to understand who Jazz and Symphony are and the recycled plot bunny!
Song in my head: Some Postman by The President of the United States of America (longest name ever!)
Its 6am and the sun is getting high. He picks up the mail from the slot. He feels the rush of excitement as he holds it in his hands. Another love note no one got. Some postman is grooving to all our love letters. Some postman is gonna cry. Some postman is grooving to all our love letters. Some postman is gonna cry. Gonna cry. Gonna cry. It's noon now and all the mailboxes have been emptied. And all the letters are inside. He counts them. He checks them. He looks for clues and finds. The ones with hearts on the outside.