This chapter came out so crappy. Hope you laugh at it anyway.
The story should have been continuing, but Leader and Tobi got distracted.
Leader: ...So then she says, "Oh no you didn't!" and I'm all like, "Whatever!"
Tobi: Yeah, you tell 'em, Leader-san.
Leader: So she ran off, and I got the cookie.
Tobi: Of course you did.
The unnamed member approached Leader and Tobi.
Blue haired unnamed lady: Pein, you weren't telling that cookie story again, were you?
Leader: Why yes I was. What? Afraid to hear of your humiliating defeat once again at the hands of almighty Leader?
Blue: No dumbass, I ate that cookie. You tried to take it from me, so I kicked you in the groin, and you screamed like a little girl.
Tobi: For serious?! (Laughs in Leader's face)
Leader: Why must you embarrass me so?
Blue: You did it to yourself. Either tell the story right, or don't tell it at all.
Leader: Argh. I hate you. You're fired.
Blue: What?!
Leader: But anyhoo, that reminds me, you were telling a story too, right Tobi?
Tobi: That's correct!
Leader: ... What was it about?
Tobi: Uh...
Leader: Something about...a party...or... Or was it about money or something...
Tobi: THAT'S RIGHT! I remember now!
To the story!
The day was Friday. The party was one week from that day. While the other members of Akatsuki slaved away at party preparations, Tobi, Kisame, and Hidan were planning a heist. However, they weren't very good at it.
Kisame: Well, I say ponies are better!
Tobi: And I say kittens are better!
Kisame: Ponies!
Tobi: KIttens!
Kisame: PONIES!
Tobi: KITTENS!
Hidan: WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT SHIT HAVE TO DO WITH THE HEIST?!
Tobi: Nothing at all, but it's fun to discuss.
Hidan: No, it's NOT!
Hidan grabbed Tobi by the collar.
Hidan: Listen here, lollypop mask, I've been growing pretty fond of the idea of having all of Kakuzu's cash. I'm not gonna let a couple of morons like you get in the way of my plan. Ya got it?
Kisame: Well technically, it was my idea, so you taking credit is-
Hidan pulled out his scythe and put it near Kisame's neck.
Hidan: One more word out of you and Lord Jashin is gonna have another sacrifice.
Kisame: OK, OK, just chill out, be cool...
Hidan threw Tobi to the floor and stormed out of the room.
Tobi: What's gotten into him?
Kisame: I guess all the stress is getting to his head.
Tobi: Or it could be your smell. It's been so hot outside this week, and when you sweat, you smell like tuna.
Kisame: Shut up.
Kisame whacked Tobi on the head with his sword Samehada.
Meanwhile, Hidan was wandering the halls of the hideout, glaring at all the party decorations with disapproval. It was then that he ran into Deidara.
Deidara: Well hello there. Not hiding in house plants anymore, are we?
Hidan: Shut up, stupid pretty boy.
Deidara: Aren't you the pissy one today, yeah...
Hidan: It's those idiots Kisame and Tobi. They said we'd be planning a heist, and so far, all they've done is insult me, dressed me up like a house plant, threw popcorn at me, and made me feel ridiculous, among other things!
Deidara: That sounds pretty rough, yeah.
Hidan: Tobi's your partner, right? How do you deal with that?!
Deidara: I don't. I usually just ignore him. If that doesn't work, I use my art on him.
Hidan: You mean those clay things?
Deidara: That's right.
Hidan: Wait... Didn't you mention before that you wanted Kakuzu's money?
Deidara: I sure did, yeah.
Hidan: Hmm...
Deidara: What?
Hidan: ... How does me teaming up with you sound?
In a sudden turn of events, Hidan was going to betray Kisame and Tobi. Meanwhile, those two were playing Clue.
Tobi: OK, I think I got it! It was Colonel Mustard in the mansion with the garden hose!
Kisame: Garden hose? I don't remember that being a murder weapon...
Tobi: Well, it is now.
Kisame: I have no idea if you're telling the truth or not, but I don't question it. You win.
Tobi: Whoohoo!
Back with Hidan and Deidara, they actually started to plan something.
Deidara: So the party will take place in the cave where we seal the Bijuu, right? What we'll do is hide by one of the arms of the statue. We'll wait until Kakuzu-san gets really drunk. Then, I'll place some microscopic bombs into his drink. He'll explode, and while everyone's running around freaking out, we'll grab the money.
Hidan: It's a better plan than what those two have come up with, but I still don't like it.
Deidara: Why not? What's wrong with it, yeah?
Hidan: If we're going to slaughter someone, we must pray to Jashin and sacrifice the soul to him.
Deidara: Is that stupid Jashin all you think about, yeah?
Hidan: Are those stupid clay bombs all YOU think about?!
Deidara: At least mine is art, yeah!
Hidan: Who gives a damn about art?!
Deidara: Who gives a damn about religion?!
HIdan: Godless heathen!
Deidara: Unartistic freak!
As the two butted heads, the other pair was once again goofing off.
Kisame: What's the deal with Kakuzu, anyway?
Tobi: Those tentacles are so nasty... Do you think he's in any of Hidan's icky videos?
Kisame: That's something I don't want to think about... Besides, it's not like he's a freakin' sex god or anything. You wouldn't look up "freakin' sex god" in the dictionary and see his picture.
Tobi pulled out a dictionary and showed Kisame. Kakuzu's picture was there, next to the definition "Freakin' sex god."
Kisame: What the hell kind of dictionary has words like that?
Tobi: Who cares? Let's dance!
Tobi and Kisame ran to the arcade and played Dance Dance Revolution for the rest of the day. They still never thought of a plan. New questions had risen: Who would get Kakuzu's money? Will Deidara and Hidan stop fighting? Will Tobi and Kisame ever think of a plan? Will the author still keep this thing fresh for at least another 5 chapters? Only time will tell...