AUTHORS NOTE: Sorry about not working on this story that much. Tell tell you the truth, this isn't one of my favorite story, I've been working on my other story "Fang get's Pregnant" one, with like 7 chapters. So please check that one out as well :)! Anyway, This is the last chapter in the story, I don't plan on extending it. So yeah, thanks for the reviews :). Here's a warning though, there's a huge twist at the end of the story. Actually a twist of a twist....if you understand that :D. So yeah, I hope you enjoy reading this!

Chapter 2: Sazh the Pimp

Hope: Well? Who is it Vanille?

Vanille: Um, can't we all go together as friends or something-?

Everyone: NO!

Vanille: Well...I chose..

Sazh entered the room, wearing a large hat, grills, gold chains and sunglasses. (Basically a typical pimp outfit)

Sazh: Yo, what's up ya'll?

Hope+ Lightning+ Fang+ Snow: Sazh!?

Sazh: Yup, that's my name! Don't wear it out.

Vanille: I chose Sazh! Yep! That's my final answer!

Sazh: Say what?

Vanille: We're going to the prom together, silly!

Sazh: *shrugs* Well I was about to go to the strip club, but hey, I can't turn down this sweet innocent young gal!

Hope+ Lightning+ Fang+ Snow: What!?

Lightning: Sazh! What happened to you!?

Sazh: *grins* Well, I decided that it was time for Dajh to have a new mom, so.....I've been going to the club a lot lately and I'm gettin' a lot of digits!

Snow: But, Vanille! Why would you choose Sazh out of all of us?

Vanille: *shrugs* Well, Sazh is an amazing man! He loves animals, he could fly a plane, he was part of the military, and he has a great sense of humor!

Fang: But he has a kid!

Vanille: So? That makes it more better because it shows how family orientated he is!

Hope: But Vanille! We agreed to go to the prom with you! Sazh just barged in!

Sazh: Aw c'mon, no hatin' on the Sazh man!

Lightning: Sazh...aren't you a little...too old for this?

Sazh: Yo chica, this ain't fair yo! I didn't go to the prom for about what....30 years! Ya'll obviously have a better chance of going to the prom with some skank! so please let me go to da prom with Vanille!

Hope: Hm...well...Okay, fine. You can go to the prom with Vanille, Sazh!
Sazh: Oh! Thank ya bro! This means a lot to me brotha!

Lightning+ Snow+ Fang: What!?

Hope: Aw, come on! Sazh's been a real nice guy! Let him go to the prom with Vanille!

Fang: Ugh, oh fine. But don't do ANYTHING with Vanille. If you know what I mean...

Sazh: I hear ya'll loud 'n clear!

Snow: Aw, what the heck! Get out there Sazh! Show them what a middle age black man can do!

Sazh: Thank ya'll! *Runs out from Hopes room with Vanille*

The room then became quiet. Everyone was disappointed that Vanille didn't take them to the prom.

Snow: Hmm...you know what would cheers us up? Going to Wal-Mart! Hey, why don't we all go to Wal-Mart and buy some crap?

Fang+ Lightning+ Hope: Yeah!

The 4 then left to go to Wal-Mart. As they left to go to Wal-Mart, Sazh and Vanille ran back inside Hope's room.

Sazh: Ugh, thank god this worked Vanille!

"Sazh" then pulled off his mask, revealing Hope who pretended to be Sazh the whole time.

Vanille: See I told you they would of kicked your ass if we didn't think of a good plan!

The real Sazh then came in Hope's room.

Sazh: Hey! You guys did it! Nice job!

Vanille: Yeah! Thanks Sazh for helping us!

Hope: Yeah! I had to pay some kid down the street to dress up as me

Vanille: Well it's worth it, isn't it?

Hope: Yup!

Sazh: Nice acting you two! But Hope, I'm not a pimp you know.

Hope: Well...yeah...Sorry about that...

Sazh: Hah, no worries! Now go to the prom you two before Lightning, Fang, and Snow comes back!

Vanille: Got it! Thanks for helping us Sazh! But where are you going to be when they come back?

Sazh: Psh, no worries. I got to go to a meeting later on today! I'll see you guys later!

Vanille and Hope then left the room.

Sazh then grinned and then ripped off his clothes; revealing the same pimp outfit that Hope wore when he pretended to be Sazh.

Sazh: Yup. A meeting alright. With the sluts and the pole dancing girls in the STRIP CLUB! Damn! The Sazh man is BACK BABY!

Sazh the pimp FTW!