To all the people reading this:
I'm SO sorry!!!! I know you don't want some bullsh*t excuse so I'll tell you why I haven't updated in so long. It's even written in story format for all of you! :)
In a concrete jungle on the east coast, lived a girl. Let's call her Bob. Anyway, Bob has been begging her totally tech savvy grandpa to buy her a laptop since she was old enough to use a regular PC. So on her glorious elegant eighteenth B-day; she finally got what she asked for. Hurrah for her! Anyway, Bob was so happy with her newest technological wonder that she wouldn't even take off the plastic covering that comes with that wondrous piece of tech, she was just SO HAPPY to have one of her very own.
BUT, one dark and gloomy night, as she shut it off at, oh 4 in the morning, she wasn't aware of what would befall her when she awoke!
When she at last awoke at 4 in the afternoon, and after doing various things around the house, she opened her precious laptop she discovered a slightly darker spot on her screen. Thinking nothing of it, she turned it on only to wail in despair, (much like Zetsubo-sensei) at the sight that greeted her.
THE CRSYTAL PART OF THE SCREEN WAS FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole screen was messed up, and Bob couldn't see anything except for a small strip about a centimeter wide and three and a half inches long, and Bob KNEW the measurements didn't make since, but she didn't care cuz she was DESPAIRING!!! Loudly. To anyone that had the power to hear. Meaning all her friends, teachers, classmates, and family members.
Until finally, she showed the tragedy to her Grandpa, the mythical ruler of all technology, and he said,
"How the fuck did you do that?"
Our Dear despairing Bob told him the story and he took it from her…
ONLY TO LOSE THE WARRENTY FOR IT 20 FUCKING MINUTES LATER!!!!!!!!!!!
So Bob sat in a slump, unable to finish any Fanfic chapters, go on YouTube, Chatroullete, or anything (!!!) Until she got her hands on her aunt's laptop, where she's typing this right now.
But don't be sad dear peoples!
My-er, BOB's grandpa found the warranty, and took it to get fixed yesterday, so it's only a matter of time until I- Bob, I meant Bob- can finish the already started chapters, and such and you get the next chapter. Just be a patient a little longer, I beg you!!!
Aki: Yeah, thats what happened in a nutshell... As soon as I get my Laptop back all of you will get a brand new update. Just bare with me please!!!