My god, where did my motivation go? I seriously hate updating this slow. I have really have to focus next time. Anyway, enough of my rants. Here is the next chapter to Falcon's crazy sidekick adventure! Enjoy!
Sidekick No. 2: Link
Day 1, 15:06 P.M.
Back in the Smash Mansion, Link and Zelda were still in the dining area, sitting next to each other in front of the left side of the dining table. The two of them have been quiet all day; they haven't even realized how much time have passed since they sat next to each other.
The two were looking away from each other, as they appear to be nervous.
"So, um... did you enjoy the trip to the museum the other day?" Zelda asked, nervously looking at Link. Link blinked in surprised as he then gulped.
"Uh, yeah. It was nice. I.. liked the paintings, and the historical.. stuff..." Link replied while sweating.
"Good, good..." Zelda laughed weakly as she wiped the sweat off her brow, and looked the other way again.
The two were quiet once more, as the silence was killing them. The truth is that they have big feelings for each other for quite some time, and they really want to be together forever. The problem is that they were having a hard time confessing their feelings towards each other. Their hearts were pounding at a fast rate, and their minds were trying to keep those thoughts hidden; it was torture.
Link panted as he faced at Zelda with a smile, "H-Hey, Zelda. I-I've been meaning to tell you something for a while now."
Zelda's eyes widened, and set her gaze on Link, "Y-You do? What is it, Link?"
"Um..." Link blushed, as he was trying to confess his love, but in the end, he didn't had the guts to do so, "N-Nevermind. It's nothing really important."
"Oh..." Zelda replied, saddened by those words as she then looked away again. Link felt stupid for saying that, so for that brief moment, he said it.
"Zelda, I like you so much!" Link yelled with his eyes closed. Zelda gasped as Link then looked other way, blushing immensely. "I-I-I think you're very pretty! A-And you're very smart too! I-I think th-that if you were to pick somebody as your boyfriend, he wouldn't want anything else in the universe than to be with you." Link panted, as he waited a few seconds for an answer, but got no reply from Zelda. "Well... atleast that's what I-?"
Zelda then placed her hand gently on Link's hand on the table. Link's eyes widened as he looked at Zelda, who was smiling at him.
"Link... I like you." Zelda said kindly, "I always have liked you ever since I have met you. You were always so nice to me. I could never ask for a better boyfriend than you."
Link was at a lost of words; he couldn't express how happy he was feeling right now. "Zelda... I like you too." He said as he and Zelda then held hands, and sat in front of eachother, "I will do everything to make you happy."
Zelda giggled, "Silly. You're the only thing I need..."
Without saying another word, the two looked at each other passionately and romantically. This was it; the two are going to kiss. They leaned in on each other, lowered their hands to their knees, and closed their eyes as they were about to embrace in a kiss filled with love.
But before they could though, Captain Falcon popped up between them, as Link and Zelda ended up kissing the sides of Falcon's helmet. They didn't realize this, and they didn't disconnect their lips for a couple of seconds as they were enjoying this moment. When the two slowly opened their eyes to see their lover, they gasped as they realized what they were kissing.
"GAAAAHHHH!!" Link and Zelda gasped as they nearly gagged at what just happened.
"Hello, you two! I hope I wasn't interrupting anything important!" Captain Falcon said optimistically, looking at Link first before Zelda, "Oh, and I'm grateful for your passionate kisses you gave me; you two would definitely dominate if you were to participate in a kissing tournament."
"Gaghh... oh..." Link coughed, still recuperating from that kiss.
"Egh... Falcon, what do you want? And, ugh..!" Zelda covered her nose in disgust, "And why do you smell so bad?"
"Ohh, a couple of minutes ago, I was covered in dung from the millions of people in town." Captain Falcon replied happily. Link and Zelda then stared at him dumbfounded, "I tried to wash myself off, but I only managed to get rid of the poo. The stench seems impossible to get rid of."
"Blagh!!" Link and Zelda nearly puked after hearing that, as Zelda then turned green while her cheeks puffed up.
"I think I'm going to be sick!" Zelda groaned as she covered her mouth, and rushed off to the bathroom upstairs. Link fell on his knees.
"Wait for me, Zelda..." Link said weakly as he tried to go to the bathroom too, but Falcon suddenly lifted him off from the ground, "Gah?" Captain Falcon carried Link on his shoulder, and took him outside through the front entrance. "Let me go!" Link struggled free, and fell on the ground in front of Falcon. "Ow... what are you trying to do me!?"
"I'm sorry, but I really need your help at this very moment!" Falcon explained.
"Help? Help with what? Gah.." Link spat out some saliva from the kiss earlier, and stood up, "And does it have to be now? I was actually in the mi-"
"Link, you know I never asked you for any big favors since we've met, but as such, I think it is now time that you pay me back for my unselfish attitude during that time." Captain Falcon said bluntly, as Link stared at him annoyed, "You see, I'm in predicament that could only be resolved if somebody were to help me. That's why I picked you, Link, because I know you can help me get through this problem with ease."
Link was puzzled; he didn't know what to say, "Well... Alright. I guess I can check on Zelda later."
"EXCELLENT! LET'S GO!" Captain Falcon grabbed Link from behind his neck collar, and brought him along in his dire quest to stop somebody from... well, I don't know.
--16:36 P.M.--
Captain Falcon and Link were walking along an empty plain of grass, as they have been walking deep into the plains ever since they've left the mansion, and were somewhere far off from the town, including the mansion itself.
"Ugh, we've been walking for a long time now..." Link said irritatedly, wiping the sweat from his brow.
"Just bare with it for a little longer. We are bound to meet our destination shortly." Captain Falcon said.
"Where are we going anyway?" Link asked.
"I'm not sure yet." Falcon replied.
Link blinked in shock, "Y-You don't know where we're going!? Are we lost then!?"
"Of course not, silly! We're going to a place nobody in their right mind would dare go if they were raised in the city." Falcon replied, "Earlier today, I encountered the evildoer who has been gunning for my Falcon Punch I explained to you earlier."
"Actually, you only said a jerk-head is after you or something, and that was it." Link corrected.
"Anyway... I was able to get a good look at him or her in the plant..." Falcon said with a clenched fist, "He/She was wearing a long brown jacket, black gloves, white boots, and a shady hat. He/She had a strange voice, so I couldn't tell if it's really a male or female. Until I get the name, this criminal shall be known as... the long brown coat, black gloves, white boots, and shady hat man/woman!"
"That's more of a description than a name, and that's too long to remember." Link commented, "And I highly doubt that he or she will always wear the same-"
"In any case, we know what this person looks like, and shouldn't be hard to locate." Captain Falcon said while rubbing his chin, ignoring Link completely, "This person is quite intelligent; he/she used the sewage plant to slow me down. If I hadn't stopped him/her, the whole town would be flooded with doodoo by now." Falcon then looks at Link, "I was wondering why he/she did that; maybe that fiend did it to prevent me from searching the town in clean conditions. But if that's true, he/she will have difficulty going to his/her secret hideout in town. That is, of course... if the base was in town."
Link pretended to stay interested, and stopped walking as Falcon then looked at the sky with confidence, "That's when I concluded that the criminal's base must be somewhere out here in the plains! There can be no other explanation! I am sure to get him/her this time!"
"That's great... so if you're confident about this, why do you need me?" Link asked.
"Link, you have a great experience out in the plains; your navigational skills will come in handy to make my search even easier." Captain Falcon explained, "I know I can depend on you, Link!"
"That's fine, alright. Let's just hurry it up; I want to get back to Zelda..." Link replied rather harshly. A few seconds gone by, before Link felt disturbed, "I'm sorry, Falcon, I didn't mean to yell at you like that." Falcon didn't seem to mind as the two resumed walking, "It's just that... I just confessed my feelings towards Zelda, and I really want to build our relationship as quickly as possible."
"Ah, so you two finally started dating." Falcon said with a smile, "It's about time. We were beginning to worry."
"Excuse me?"
"Everyone in the mansion already knew how you two felt towards each other, but we've noticed how you two never got it on." Falcon explained, "We even made bets to see how long you guys would take until you hook up, and since it took you this long, I believe Samus won the bet."
"O-Oh. I see..." Link said, feeling embarrassed.
"Don't feel bad about it; right now, you should focus your relationship with Zelda." Falcon said in a caring tone, "Trust me; your relationship with Zelda will grow as strong like a tomato sprouting from a healthy vegetable garden."
"Actually, tomatoes are fruits, so-"
"HA! That's only a myth!" Captain Falcon scoffed, "Oh, this place looks perfect for a hideout!"
Captain Falcon and Link stood in front of a dark and spooky forest, with dark clouds above it. Falcon smiled at it, while Link seemed a little intimidated.
"Are you sure the hideout is here?" Link asked.
"This is the perfect to spot to hide from the citizens." Falcon explained, "We must investigate these woods before that criminal knows we're here. Let's move!"
Captain Falcon and Link then made their way into the spooky forest. As they went deeper inside, the darker it got, as the duo could barely see anything around them.
"It's too dark here. Let me get out my lamp." Link said, before Falcon halted his hand from reaching his pockets.
"That's a bad idea! In these kinds of woods, if any creature were to see a glimpse of the light, they would panic, and attack anything they're unfamiliar with."
"We can't just walk around blind." Link argued.
"There's some light up ahead near those trees. We'll use the lamp there." Captain Falcon suggested. The two then slowly made there way towards the light around the trees ahead, "Okay, we're here. Take out your lamp."
Link then takes out his lamp, and lits it on, lighting up the surroundings around him and Falcon, "That's better." Link said as he then turned around, and saw two big eyes staring at him inches away from his face, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
Captain Falcon rushed towards Link's aid, and without hesitation, he attacked the creature with numerous of punches. The creature fell down on the floor, as Falcon continued the assualt, punching the creature down with right fists, while Link was panting heavily on his rear.
"There we go! It's knocked out!" Falcon exclaimed victoriously.
Link hurried up on his feet, and raised the lamp over the creature to take a better look at it. To the duo's shock, it was merely a cute widdle squirrel, holding some nuts with swirls in it's eyes as it was unconscious after the beating it took from Falcon.
Both Falcon and Link were stunned, "Y-You've beaten up an innocent squirrel! I can't believe you did this!" Link shouted in panic.
"I-I-I didn't know it was a squirrel!" Falcon stuttered.
"Maybe if you didn't attack it like a madman, you would've figured it out sooner!" Link yelled.
"Hey! I wasn't the one screaming just now!" Falcon retorted, "Which, by the way, I will keep your fear of squirrels from Zelda a secret as long you don't tell anybody what happened here."
"I'm not afraid of... ugh, nevermind. We should probably just keep going." Link said annoyed.
"Atleast it's not dead." Falcon said observing the squirrel, "You should atleast be grateful that I had your back."
"Nugh..." Link sighed.
Falcon and Link resumed their journey, walking deeper into the forest. Link then stepped on something, and then got stuck, "Huh? Ergh..."
"What's wrong?" Falcon asked.
"My foot got stuck." Link said as he tried to raise his leg, but couldn't, "It's strong... can you help me?"
"Let's see." Falcon knelt down next to Link, and tried to see what the problem. Thanks to the light from Link's lamp, he could see it was just a root caught in Link's boot, "Ah, here's the problem. It's seems your foot got stuck in this tree's root here."
"Can you get it out?" Link asked.
"With a little force, it's possible. Hergh!" Falcon grabs the root, and starts pulling it, but it wasn't breaking, "Come on! Let go Link's foot!" Falcon yelled as he pulled even harder, eventually pulling the root off of Link's foot. "There!" Falcon said victoriously, but unbeknown to him, he pulled the root so hard, it made the tree nearby to fall. "Oh?"
"Eh!?" Link was shocked as he watched the tree fall, "How strong were you pulling just now!?"
"I guess I don't know my own strength." Falcon blinked, "But relax! It's just one tree."
The falling tree then hits another tree before landing roughly on the ground. It didn't stop there, as the tree that just got hit also went down, hitting another tree that went down as well. Basically, a row of trees were getting knocked down one by one like a pair of dominoes. Falcon and Link watch dumbfounded as the row of falling trees were now heading towards there direction.
"Run, Link!" Falcon exclaimed as he and Link frantically ran into a cave, before the last tree fell on the ground, and blocked the entrance. Falcon and Link panted heavily, as they looked back to see their exit was blocked.
"That was really uncalled for!" Link shouted, as his voice echoed throughout the cave loudly.
"Shh! Don't yell in a cave; that's bad luck!" Falcon said as he then looked at his dark surroundings. The lamp wasn't brightening up the area that far off, so even with the lamp, it was still difficult to see what lurked inside the cave. "I suggest we walk around here smoothly. Who knows what might be here."
"Fine. I'll lead the way." Link quietly walked in front, with Falcon walking behind while keeping his guard up. They were being stealthy, and for the past several seconds, they haven't encountered anything dangerous. Suddenly, Link's lamp was running out of fuel. "Uh oh."
"What is it?" Falcon asked. He then could see the lamp's light was getting dimmer and dimmer. The light then vanished, and the duo were now surrounded in darkness.
"Alright, don't panic. We can still get out of here without the light. Stay close to me, Falcon." Link said.
"You're the expert..." Falcon said. They walked a few steps forward, but Falcon was already impatient, "Maybe if we can use something here... wait, I think I found some sticks." Falcon picked up the sticks and started rubbing them against each other.
Link turned around, "I don't think it's a good idea to light up something in this part of the cave."
"What makes you say that?" Falcon asked as his sticks were then caught on fire. "Ah, there we go." Falcon stood up, as the light from the fire revealed the ceiling covered with dozens and dozens of bats. The bats opened their eyes, and looked at Link and Falcon. "Oh, that's why..."
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Falcon and Link went running out of the cave, with the all bats flying out as well. The duo kept running until they reached a safe distance, and stopped to catch their breath.
"Falcon, I know you were trying to be helpful, but please stop!" Link shouted while rubbing his head.
Falcon stood up, and puts his hand against his head, "Do you hear that?" Falcon asked. Link blinked in confusion, as Falcon then went up to a river, "I can hear something going on over there along this river. I bet the long brown coat, black gloves, white boots, and shady hat man/woman is there! Let's investigate!"
"How are we suppose to get over there. It will take a while if we swam." Link said. Falcon looked around, and spotted what he was looking for.
"There's a canoe! Let's use it!" Falcon said as he and Link then got on the canoe.
"Where did this thing even come from?" Link asked.
"Don't be a whiner who questions things, and let's row!"
Falcon and Link starting rowing the canoe along the stream. They could hear something, and started to row faster, "Come on, Link! We're almost there!"
"I'm rowing, I'm rowing!" Link replied, rowing as fast as he could. When the two went farther along the river, they saw what was there, and stopped as they saw something didn't they didn't expect to see.
There were two men that were competing against each other in a log rolling competition in the middle of the river. What was odd about this was that one man was dressed a giant soda bottle, and other was dressed up as the Kool-Aid guy, and there was banjo music playing in the background. Both Falcon and Link had no idea what was going on as the soda bottle man and the Kool-Aid guy have been competing against each other for some time now. In the end, the soda bottle man fell off the log, and into the water, as the Kool-Aid guy kept rolling on the log in victory.
Falcon and Link went past them, staring at this strange event until they couldn't see them anymore. "Well, that was... odd." Link said.
"Indeed..." Falcon nodded while still looking back, "Although, they were very good. I don't think I can roll on a log while dressed up as a refreshment."
Link rolled his eyes, but then blinked as he noticed something different. "Say, Falcon, is it just me, or is the current moving faster?"
"Hmm?" Falcon noticed the canoe was moving quite fast without him or Link rowing it, "Why, yes it is. How funny, whenever a water current moves this fast, it's usually because there is a waterfall ahead of us."
Falcon couldn't be any more right, as there actually was a waterfall just ahead of him and Link. "Oh god!" Link gasped as he and Falcon then tried rowing the canoe in the opposite direction, but couldn't get away as they then fell off the waterfall along with the canoe.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
SPLASH!!
They both fell into the river below, but they managed to survive. The current then drifted the two near land, where they swam ashore, soaked from head to toe. As they did that, Link realized he had a live fish in his mouth, and immediately spat it out, "Glah! Gaghhugh!" Link tried to recuperate, while Falcon lied on his back near the river in order to catch his breath.
"The long brown coat, black gloves, white boots, and shady hat man/woman is very clever." Falcon said while rubbing his chin, "He/She obviously knew we were coming, and set up that waterfall there as a trap. I cannot even begin to describe how difficult our mission will be later on."
"OR! Maybe we should look where we're going, and perhaps, we might avoid these kind of predicaments!" Link retorted. Link was trying to get up, but since the dirt he was over was so moist, and he was so wet, he kept slipping into the ground, "Ugh... I need a towel."
While the two were just seconds away from recovering, a shadow casted between them. Falcon and Link noticed this, and turned around to see an old wearing a brown cape, and hood over his head, and was also carrying a wooden staff. The two stared at the old man, who smirked, showing his rotten yellow and green teeth.
"Why, hello..." Said the mysterious old man with a weak, yet creepy voice, "It's rare to see people in these part of the woods..."
"Oh, um, hello there." Falcon greeted the man while he and Link were getting up, "Ahem, we are on a hunt for the long brown coat, black gloves, white boots, and shady hat man/woman. Have you happen to have seen him/her, or anyone that looks like that in particular around here?"
"No... I haven't seen anybody like that around these forests..." The old man said with a grin, "I haven't seen a soul in twenty years! Mweh heh heh! Nyeh heh! Nyeh heh hehhh!"
Falcon and Link looked at each other briefly, a little intimidated by the man as he continued to speak, "My name is Charlie; the only man that lives in this forest. You two look like you need some... 'help'. Mweh heh!" Charlie chuckled, "Please... let me take you to my home. You can clean yourselves up there."
"Falcon, I don't think we should trust him." Link whispered to Falcon, "Don't you think he looks suspicious?"
Charlie giggled, and bit his extremely long and smelly nails. He then laughed so much, his eyes rolled to the back of his head.
"Nonsense, Link. He looks perfectly sane." Falcon replied optimistically, "Please lead the way, Mr. Charlie."
"Mweh heh heh heh! You're going to like my place..." Charlie said, leading Falcon and Link to his home, "I have plenty of stories to tell."
--18:09 P.M.--
Falcon and Link were sitting on the carpet floor, having blankets on them near the fire place of Charlie's home, which was actually a shack in the middle of the forest. There was nothing much in the shack other than a chest, and a bed, and stack of lumber near the fireplace. Charlie puts more lumber into the fireplace, and sits down in his favorite chair near Falcon and Link.
"Ah... I have forgotten how it was like to socialize. It's relieving to have guests, for a change." Charlie said in a relaxed tone.
"Mr. Charlie, if I may ask, why are you living alone in this place?" Falcon asked kindly.
"I enjoy my time here in the forest." Charlie explained, "There is nothing more relaxing than to be out here, writing wonderful stories."
"You're a story-writer?"
"Yes. I have been writing stories for my entire life now." Charlie said, "When I was growing up, I realized that the world has become boring, so I dedicated my life to create lots and lots of stories for people to read. Unfortunately, nobody wanted to read my stories, so I moved out here to write fics for my own amusement. I've been here for twenty years now, and I've been living the heck out of it."
"Don't you ever feel lonely?" Link asked concerned.
"Oh no, never. My stories keep me company." Charlie said as he then took out a cereal box underneath his chair, "When I came here into the woods, I brought nothing but a life-time supply of Corn Flakes, so I may never be hungry again."
"I see..."
"Would you like to see some of my stories? I keep them all in my chest right over there." Charlie said, pointing at the big chest near the stack of lumber.
"Well don't mind if I do. I could use a good read." Captain Falcon said optimistically. He stood up, and walked over to the chest. He opened it, and saw tons of paper filled with words, "Oh, I see tons of valuable content in here."
"Please, read them. It would be an honor for me if atleast one person were to enjoy my work." Charlie pleaded.
"Anyway, Mister... we're looking for someone around here." Link said, "Apparently, he, or she, or whatever decided to go crazy, and threaten Falcon over there. So we're checking if that person is around these woods.
"Really... sounds like a horrible villain."
"I don't really know much about the person; Falcon only--"
"No, I really mean that this person sounds like a horrible villain." Charlie repeated, confusing Link, "Bad guys with personalities are hardly realistic; if they were to have one, they were to be defeated in an instant they confront the heroes. It only makes sense that villains should have no personalities. That way, the heroes will have a very hard time to defeat them. I should know, since I am a story writer."
"I suppose that makes sense..." Link said, while Falcon was reading one of Charlie's story.
"As a story writer, I believe having an unpredictable plot is a good thing. For example, I make an arc that's about a girl getting kidnapped, and the heroes go rescue her, only in the end, the villain does something to twist things in the end. After all that is settled, the following arc will have the SAME concept, only in a different place with new enemies. No one would ever figure out that would happen, and that's how a good story is made."
"Really?" Link asked, trying to sound interested, but was actually bored. Falcon hasn't said word, as he then looks deeper into the chest, and found something else.
"Like I was saying, stories also need supporting characters. In fact, it is essential to have thousands and thousand of supporting characters introduced each chapter. They will help develop the hero's character, which will help him later on in the story. The characters must also be fashionable so that they never appear boring."
Falcon takes out a book with pictures, and skims through a few pages.
"A story must also be simple; anything with too much content can be quite confusing. It may be cheap, but in order to make it look special, I intend to drag out some events for like a hundred chapters or so."
Falcon stopped skimming through the pages, and looked very troubled.
"But in order for the story to really pull through is the villain." Charlie explained, "The villain must be unstoppable, but defeatable at the same time. He must be always smiling, and must explain his attentions in great detail for several pages, however, to prevent the villain's speech from being tedious, the supporting characters must always interrupt the villain at the end of the chapter. It's simple, but brilliant. Lately, my stories as of late have been inspired by a manga that have similar tastes as mine."
"Oh dear lord..." Falcon gawked while closing the book he was skimming through, which turned out to be the lastest volume of the series, Bleach.
Falcon tried to remain calm, as he puts the book back into the chest, and closed it. He then turns around, and inclines on the chest, listening to Charlie's explanation while doing his best not to look afraid.
"My favorite villain from that manga has to be Aizen." Charlie said, making Falcon sweat nervously, "He has everything a villain needs. He has no personality; he smiles at everything; and he has the powers of a god. He's truly unstoppable, and nobody can defeat him. Nobody!!!" Charlie said a little too excited, scaring Link a little, while Falcon was absolutely terrified, "I truly believe... that Aizen... is the best villain ever."
Falcon had enough, "RUN, LINK!! HE'S INSANE!!!"
Link was startled as Charlie then leaps at him, and grabs Link with his filthy nails. "Ah, let go!" Link cried.
"I want you to join my fanclub!" Charlie yelled in a creepy tone, "I just formed it today! It's a club where every Aizen-lover out there can come, and talk about how great Aizen is! Aizen will destroy all his enemies! He will kill them all!"
Falcon breaks Charlie away from Link, knocking Charlie on the floor, "Run, Link! I'll take care of him!"
Link then ran out of the shack, as Charlie got up, and laughed at Falcon, "You don't understand! Aizen can never be topped! He will defeat everybody, including you!"
"Stand back! Don't make me use force!"
"I will make you worship Aizen! HIYAA!" Charlie leaps at Falcon, who charges up his right fist with flames.
"FALCON PUNCH!"
KABOOM!
The shack explodes, and bursts into flames. Link was shocked as Falcon rushes out of the shack, "Did you really had to go that far!?" Link asked.
"Trust me, it's for the best! Now run!!!" Falcon yelled as he and Link fled towards a mountain nearby. Charlie then made out of the shack as well, and yelled at the duo.
"You'll see! Aizen will become even more powerful, and in the end, he will accomplish whatever he has planned! YOU'LL SEE!! MWEEEEHHH!!"
Charlie's voice echoed throughout the mountains as Falcon and Link didn't stop running. There farther they went up, the deeper they were getting into a big snowstorm occurring on the mountain top. After several minutes of running for their lives, they stopped to catch their breath for the 4th time. Although, it was difficult to breath in snow storm.
"That's it! I have had enough mission! I want to go back to the mansion!" Link yelled. Before Falcon could reply, he saw something glimmer at the very top of the mountain.
"Wait! What's that!?" Falcon asked.
Falcon goes to the object, while Link simply took his time and walked with an irritated look. When Falcon reached the top, he knelt down, and picked up what appeared to be an open jar of sauce, with the jar being half empty with frozen sauce.
"Why would something like this be here in the mountains?" Falcon asked himself, until he figured it out, "Wait! Maybe this belongs to the long brown coat, black gloves, white boots, and shady hat man/woman! It makes perfect sense!"
"How is that suppose to make any sense!? That has nothing to do with this sort of matter!" Link yelled furiously.
"It has everything to do with this! That's why coming here was so important from the start; so we can find where the long brown coat, black gloves, white boots, and shady hat man/woman's base is located!" Falcon exclaimed while turning around to Link.
"Instead of being with my new girlfriend, I ended up going with you in a dark forest, punching innocent squirrels, knocking down trees, running away from bats, watching two morons in costumes compete with each other, fall off a waterfall, get scared by an old man who loves Corn Flakes, and go up a freezing mountain to find a stupid jar, instead of a base from which we were suppose to find from the very start!!!" Link was fuming as he then heaved in and out, "Now, before we die from frostbite, PLEASE tell me what that jar will help us find for real!"
Falcon stared at Link blankly, and raised the jar again, "... This jar is a clue to help us find the base..." Falcon blinked. Link then turned the other way, "Wait, where are you going?"
"I'm going back to the mansion before you make me do something I will regret! LATER!" Link yelled as he walked off.
"Don't leave!" Falcon exclaimed, but Link didn't listen to him, "Okay, fine! Leave! I don't need you! I'll go get somebody else! Somebody that will not get upset when I ask him for a favor immediately after he gets a girlfriend!" Falcon then calmed down as he looked at the clouded sky, "I'll find you, you long brown coat, black gloves, white boots, and shady hat man/woman! I WILL FIND YOU!!"
"Uh, hey buddy?"
Falcon turns around to see none other than the two guys dressed up as a soda bottle and the Kool-Aid guy competing against each other from earlier, "Hey, can you take us back to town? We're tired of competing, and we want to go home." The Kool-Aid guy explained.
Falcon stared at the two with a blank expression, and shrugged, "Sure, why not?" Falcon took out his remote, and pushed a button, as the Falcon Flyer then appeared before them. They got in, as the Flyer took them away from the mountain, and went all the way towards town.
At the moment they left, Link came back, feeling sad for yelling at Falcon, "Hey, Falcon, I-I'm really sorry for yelling at you earlier. I probably shouldn't be so mad at something like...? Falcon?" Link looked at his surroundings, "Hello? Falcon? Where did you go? Hello?"
Link wondered what happened to Captain Falcon, as the snowstorm simply grew stronger and stronger.
Just so you guys know, I like Bleach. I just like to make fun of the series. And no, I don't think Aizen is the best villain ever; he's just bland. LOL!
Anyway, hopefully the next chapter will come soon. Ciao for now!