Authers notes: camp, anyone who is against 4kids, prostitution or boring fanfics, vote down to ripfangdragon! ( you don´t have to vote if you like us both, just we had a little figh over nothing very important.)

Disclamer: Now I´m God and I can own anything I like. Je,,je, Oda-sensei still owns one piece.

IF YOU WERE HERE

Diferent ways

"Luffy!" yelled the swordsman, after his captain.

"Zoro! Is it you?" alsked the boy back.

The boy got up and ran to the place where his first mate was. Seeing Luffy from close, he didn´t look so good. Luffy was covered in blood from the fight in wich he had died. His chest and arms were wounded. Zoro didn´t know what to say. Luffy looked like he should be it terrible pain, but he wasn´t, he was fresh as a rose. Maybe they were dead after all.

"Does it hurt, Luffy?" he alsked.

"A bit, but ossan says it will stop as soon as we enter Heaven."

"Or Hell, in our case."

Luffy laughed."Or Hell"

"And the others?"

"They´ve alredy entered."

"To Hell?"

"Robin, Sanji and Franky have. Nami, Ussop and Chopper are in Heaven."

"That money thiving bitch got in to Heaven? What has she done to get that?"

"I dunno, she has her savings so she might have payed the guards to let her in."

"Alright."

There was a long silence as the guards passed the list, they were starting the "L"s. Then Zoro moved to a more important subject.

"Luffy, who´s the best swordsman up here?"

"I dunno. Why?"

"Well, I was thinking, this is still part of the world, yes?"

"Yes."

"And I promised Kuina that I´d be the best swordsman in the world."

"Yes."

"So, even if I´m here, I can still be the best swordsman in the world."

"You´re right."

Then Zoro remembered something, Kuina was dead, and therefore she had to be there somewhere. He thought, with any luck she would be in Hell and he´d get to see her again. And then it hit him. If she was there, then the best swordsman had to be... her. Then Zoro listened to the guard passing list.

"Luffy, Monkey D. Luffy."

"C´mon Zoro, its our turn."

"But he hasn´t said my name yet."

"Yeah, but you´re supossed to pass with the person you care about most, and thats Zoro."

"OK." agreed Zoro, as they went to the table at wich the guard sat.

"Monkey D. Luffy", he said."You have lived a sinfull life. You have stealed and killed. You declare yourself?"

"Guilty", said Luffy, unable to say a lie.

"Roronoa Zoro", he continued."You have murdered, stealed, threatened, tortured..."

The list carried on for a while and Zoro got tired at the moment he said " deniyed the existance of God".

"Just tell us where were going!"

The guard almost fell of his seat and said.

"OK, OK, you declare yourself?"

" 100 persent guilty."

"And Monkey D. Luffy is the person you care about most?"

"Yes"

"Therefore, the apt punishment is to be separated for an eternity."

"WHAT?"