A long time ago when the earth was still new, when heaven was just getting over from the scars of two of their beloved brothers dying and when hell was just starting to grow, two children of great heritage were born.
The first child, a child of an angel and a human, grew up to be Arista the ambassador of Earth.
Her half sister, who was born of two angels, was named Anora, for both her fathers had hoped she would grow in honor.
Unfortunately they didn't get their wish.
Anora was an almost perfect child. She was beautiful, she was intelligent and she was very powerful.
However that last thing would be her own down fall.
Despite the fact of having it all she still lived in her own dark world. She was distant, she was forlorn, and she was sinister.
Anora was the creator of everything you see in horror movies. From vampires, to goblins, to monsters and nymphs.
Along with those supernatural creatures, she also created her own kingdom, a world which was just a thin line away from your own.
A world where paranormal creatures roam.
The world of Elorist.
She contentedly ruled over Elorist for years. But as time passed, her pride grew stronger along with her thirst for power.
She wasn't satisfied with ruling over just one world anymore; she wanted the world next to it as well.
Yours.
So she sent all her creatures to earth to wreak havoc.
And she succeeded. She sent her murderous creatures, to bring upon fear and darkness into earth.
She, using her great power, unleashed all the evil in the world.
The almighty had given Arista, Hanniel, and me, the mission to slay her. At the same time giving us the authority to be the protectors of the three other worlds.
Heaven, hell, and earth, putting aside their differences, bounded together to finally defeat the goddess of the supernatural.
We accomplished our mission of assassinating Anora.
Her body was placed in her own kingdom where her creations can mourn over the death of their queen.
Arista created a wall between Elorist and Earth to prevent more creatures from crossing over.
It seemed that everything that involved Anora was finally over.
But it wasn't.
Before Anora died she had cast a spell that magically transferred her own soul in the abyss of shadows.
A place that was neither heaven nor hell.
She prophesied that a sacrifice would be the first of the many keys that will give life back to her.
Knowing that what she said would come true, the Almighty chose ten people of Earth to stop the resurrection and to keep the balance between Elorist and your own world.
Stan Marsh, with the power to give illusions and the ability to communicate with others through dreams.
Eric Cartman, with the power to control the element of earth.
Kyle Broflovski, with the ability to read the past through sounds and music, and the power of premonition.
Kenny McCormick, with the power to manifest any material objects he desires.
Wendy Testaberger, with the power of Telekinesis.
Bebe Stevens, with the power to control the weather.
Clyde Harris, with the ability to communicate with any electrical appliance and the power to use their electrical energy to attack.
Marjorine Stoch, with the ability to perceive spirits and the power of astral projection.
Craig Tucker, with the power to control the element of wind the ability to fly.
And Tweek Tweak, with the power to generate spheres of energy and the ability to create force fields.
God, Himself chose you to stop the resurrection of Anora and to keep more creatures from completely destroying the barrier between Elorist and Earth.
The ten of you are the chosen GUARDIANS.
"Let me get this straight," Stan speaks pinching the bridge of his nose, "we're suppose to stop a stupid resurrection from happening."
"Damn it, I thought high school would be different." Kyle mumbled to himself.
"WHY THE HELL DID I GET THE HIPPIE KIND OF POWER?!?" Cartman exclaimed pissed.
"Dude, if I can manifest any object I want. Then that means I don't have to buy porn anymore!" Kenny exclaims happily.
"Hey, I can still surf the net for porn even without electricity!" Clyde high-five's Kenny.
Craig Tucker looked at Hanniel and gave him the finger.
"Uh, Satan," Hanniel begins, "Are you sure your son got the right people?"
The emissary of Hell merely laughs. "Don't worry, Hanniel. I'm positive it's them."
"Guardians." Arista called catching the attentions of the teens, "you are summoned here so we can officially entrust your mission to you."
"Now," Hanniel begins in an officious tone, "do you accept the conscientiousness that is yet to be entrusted on you?"
"NO!"
Everyone turned to Tweek at his sudden burst.
"No?" Wendy rose, "why…why not?"
"This…this whole thing…" Tweek trembled, "this whole thing about fighting the paranormal it's crazy, and…and…it's just way too much pressure!"
"It's ok." Craig said firmly, "you don't have to do anything if you don't want to, Tweek."
"I…I'm sorry…" the twitching blonde looked down sadly.
"You know, he does have a point." Kyle said.
This caused Cartman to roll his eyes. "That is such a Jew thing to say."
"That doesn't even make any sense, jack-ass!" Kyle retorted glaring at the brunette.
"Ok!" Stan stopped the argument before it could even begin, "if Tweek doesn't want to, it's alright. We can just do it with the nine of us, right?"
Hanniel, Arista and Satan sighed unhappily.
"No, I'm sorry but it has to be all ten of you." Arista spoke, "the strength of the guardians relies on their unity. One cannot exist without the others and the others cannot exist without the one."
"Why do you think you guys have such a strong bond?" Hanniel inquired.
"You mean we can't be guardians." Kenny confirmed.
"Unfortunately," Hanniel sighed, "no."
Tweek quivered even harder. "I'm really, really sorry." Tears were starting to gather in his eyes.
"It's o.k. We shouldn't have asked such a dangerous thing from children." Arista gently caresses the boy's head in an attempt of comfort.
"Don't worry kids, we'll take you home."
No more words were uttered, just a flash of light and the ten teenagers suddenly find themselves standing in the Gym.
With music, and people, and a party.
Almost as if the whole thing that occurred before was just a dream.
But all ten of them know that it was very real.
"Tweek…" Craig whispered trying to comfort his friend.
"I'm…I'm ok Craig." Tweek said, "I just…I just want to go home."
The boy watched as his friend walks out wanting to stop him but not exactly sure if he could move his feet.
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Three weeks has passed since that certain incident happened and it's still imprinted in their minds. Something that incredible isn't easy to forget
But just as being guardians united the ten, not being guardians is slowly…dividing them.
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny became the "four" again. Wendy and Bebe hanged out with other girls, Craig and Clyde found a new group to hang out with, Tweek and Marjorine were on their own.
Deep down, none of them wanted this.
But the reality that an ominous being was the reason for their bond made them think that their friendship was a lie.
But it isn't. Marjorine thought sadly to herself. God or anyone else doesn't decide our friendship. Why can't they realize that?"
She breathes a heavy sigh and decides to just go up to her room brushing pass Cartman who was about to enter his own room.
Destiny, faith of the world, what a load of crap!
Cartman jumped on his bed.
We're not guardiasn, we're not heroes, and we're not anything.
With that final thought, he lets sleep consume him.
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Meanwhile, at the Tweak residence.
Tweek is lying on his bed.
I managed to destroy the one thing that's keeping us together.
Tweek mused sadly looking up at his ceiling
"Guardians." he whispered he then stretched his hand, palm facing the light, and closed his eyes.
After a moment of silence, a pink hued sphere of energy starts to appear from the stretched hand.
"Something this powerful shouldn't belong to a coward." He whisperes bitterly closing his hand causing the ball of energy to disappear
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The next day, the ten teens came across in the hallway.
Stan and his group, Craig and his group, Wendy and Bebe and Tweek and Marjorine.
They just stared at the others wanting to say "hi", to walk up to them like everything was fine and that they were still friends.
But everything wasn't fine.
And they weren't…they're not sure what they were anymore.
The respective groups walked away not even muttering a single word.
This pissed Wendy off.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US?!?" she exclaimed angrily.
"You bleed for five days and don't die." Cartman answered.
"No! I mean, what is wrong with the ten of us?" Wendy exclaimed ignoring Cartman's remark, "we shouldn't stop being friends just because we can't…" she lowered her voice, "…be guardians."
"But that's the only reason why we're friends." Clyde said somewhat sadly.
"No, it's not!" Marjorine finally spoke, "we're good friends because we've known each other for years! Because we've already seen the worse of each other, because despite all are differences we still managed to push it aside and be there for each other!"
The other nine stood in silence not even getting bothered at the other students staring at them.
And just when everything was about to be set right, the bell rang. The ten went on to their respective classes not looking back.
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Later that night,
Tweek blinked awake at the thump he heard from outside his bedroom door. At first he thought it was the underpants gnomes again so his initial reaction was to hide under his covers. But a part of him, the part that's still eating him alive about saying no to being a guardian, urges him to get up and to see what was going on.
The blonde walked quietly to his door and exited his room. He carefully went down the stairs walking straight to the front door. Noticing that the door was lock just as he left it when he went to bed, he then decides to check the kitchen, where the backdoor was. When he saw that it was lock, he calms down. He leans on the fridge and breathes a sigh of relief.
His peace is cut short, however, when he heard another noise.
Coming from his parent's room.
"Oh no." he murmurs to himself, his heart beat racing. "NO!" he exclaims running to his parent's room.
He didn't know why, but he had a horrible feeling.
He runs to his parent's bedroom door and tries to open it. "Mom! Dad!" he calls knocking on the door, "Mom! Are you ok? Dad?" he knocks louder, his nervousness raising, "MOM! DAD!" he yells banging at the door in panic.
"God damn it!" He mumbles bitterly. Pushing his fears aside he kicks the door open.
His eyes widened in shock when he saw a figure on top of his parents. The creature's face was barely an inch away from his mom's neck, blood dripping at the side of the creature's lips.
"GET AWAY FROM THEM!" the teen yelled blasting the creature with his energy sphere. The man quickly dodged Tweek's attack and escaped through the window.
He stared at the window in both anger and alarm. Suddenly remembering his parents he runs to them.
"Oh, God." He murmurs when he got a closer look at his parents. His parents were lying dead cold on their beds; there's blood all over their bodies.
"No…" he whispers tears threatening to fall from his eyes.
"Mom, dad, I'm sorry." He grips the sheets and allows the tears to fall.
Dark clouds roamed over the sky, thunder boomed and lightning flashed.
A dark figure stands on top of a tree. He smirks sinisterly before disappearing into the dark.
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Craig stirs awake at the sound of his phone ringing. He grudgingly flips the ringing device off and turns away from it hoping that if he ignored it the person on the other line would get a life and hang-up.
The plan didn't work however as the phone continued to ring completely pissing the teen off.
"Son of a bitch." He mumbles kicking his blankets off irritably and went to the phone.
"Hey, douche," he said bitterly before letting the person on the other line speak, "do you have any idea what fucking time it is?"
"C…Craig?" Tweek's voice from the other line spoke, there was a hint of tremor in his voice.
"Tweek?" the raven haired boy is now fully awake, "dude, what's wrong?"
Worry was starting to run through Craig, Tweek hasn't called him in the middle of the night since they were in the 3rd grade and the only times that Tweek did was if the blonde was really upset about something.
"Look, Tweek, whatever it is, don't worry. I'll be right there."
A few minutes later, just as he promised, Craig was at Tweek's house. Along with Clyde, Marjorine, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Wendy and Bebe.
"Guys, what are you doing here?" Tweek asked in puzzlement.
"My telephone overheard the conversation and told me. So I called Bebe who called Wendy." Clyde said.
"One of Marjorine's faggy ghost friends told her you were in trouble." Cartman said, "And she totally bitched and forced me to go with her."
"I was really worried about you." The cross-dresser said sadly.
"Yeah, and I sensed that something bad was gonna happen so I called Stan who called Kenny." Kyle explained.
"Yeah and when we saw Craig walking to your house we decided to come along." Kenny said.
"Thanks guys. I really appreciate your being here." Tweek said with a hint of smile on his face.
"Well, what's wrong?" Craig prompted, "What did you call me for?"
Tweek looked down sadly on the floor; he breathes in intensely and swallows a lump on his throat.
"They're dead." He finally spoke his voice trembling, "my parents were murdered."
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The first thing they did was to call the police. The authorities took Tweek and his friends in for questionings and to rule them out as suspects.
It was around 7 am when the bodies of Tweek's parents were sent to the morgue.
"Don't worry kid, we'll find out who did this to your parents." The officer said placing a comforting hand on the boy's shoulder. "But for now, you have to let us investigate your house for a little while longer, do you have any place to stay in the mean time?"
"Yes." Craig spoke immediately, "he's staying with me for a while."
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Two days later and the news are still going around town. The Tweaks, owners of Tweak's Coffee, were murdered. The police and other citizens found out that similar cases like this have happened in Denver before. The authorities formally announced that a serial killer may be on the loose. The Mayor calls upon everyone in town to take caution.
However, ten teenagers know that a serial killer didn't commit those crimes.
They know that a human being didn't commit those crimes.
"Guy's I scored some photos of the victims in Denver from the computer." Clyde said showing the pictures to the others.
The ten of them were all hanging out at Cartman's basement trying to figure out who killed Tweek's parents.
"Check this out." Wendy said catching everyone's attention, "look at these marks on their necks."
"No way." Stan spoke in disbelief, "are those bite marks?"
"Tweek, I think your parents were killed by vampires."
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A few days later in an old abandoned ware house, music was blasting off the stereo a group of seemingly normal teens were partying literally biting each other's necks.
"This is awesome!" One of them said, "I missed drinking human blood, drinking werewolves' blood was starting to make me sick."
"Right, we should be thankful that the wall between Elorist and this world is weakening finally freeing us." A man who seems to be their leader spoke.
"Let us rejoice my brothers and sisters."
The others applaud and turned the music louder.
"Hey I smell something delicious from outside, mind if I take this one?" one said eagerly.
"Sure knock yourself off." Another vampire said, "But if there's more give us some."
The vampire eagerly walks out of the warehouse to see who was outside. He sees that there was nobody there. He smirks when the scent of blood and the sound of ten heart beats filled his senses.
He noticed a rustling in the bushes. "Bingo!" he walks up to the bush ready to attack but when he reached it nothing is there.
The vampire looks at the empty bushes trying to find a trace of whomever the people were he sensed. He looks farther, unaware of the surroundings around him, until he feels something pierce painfully through his neck.
"Wha…what the…what the hell." He stuttered faintly, as his body starts to feel weak.
"Corpse blood" a voice in his ear sneered, "I heard that it acts as poison for you guys."
"you…you…"the vampire tries, he gasped in pain and completely fell limply on the floor.
"Are we sure we're ready for this." Kyle walks up to Cartman who placed the syringe back in his pocket.
"No." the brunette simply said, "but we don't have a choice, do we?"
"He's right," Stan spoke "we're the only ones who have the power to stop these guys.
A few days earlier the group decided that they would finish the vampires off. They prepared themselves buy studying and researching everything about vampires and what could kill them, they took care of the authorities by Stan giving everyone the illusion that the serial killer has been caught and was shot dead and finally, a ghost told Marjorine the whereabouts of the vampires.
And now it has come to them standing in front of the vampires' hang out.
"Alright guys," Stan called, "let's do this!"
"Step aside." Tweek ordered, he then blasted a huge energy sphere causing it to make a huge hole.
"What the hell?!?" the vampires exclaimed pissed. "Who did that!?!"
"Excuse me," Cartman spoke as he and the others turned on their chain saws that were manifested by Kenny, "is this where the party is?"
"Oh, you kids are dead!" one of the vampires snarls before launching in to attack.
Cartman quickly took a rose and used his powers to extend its stem using it to tie the vampire down.
"What the fuck!?!" the vampire exclaimed trying to untie himself, but only managing to fall down.
"I've always wanted to do this." Cartman snickered before hacking the chain saw through the vampire's neck completely cutting off his head.
"FRANK!" a vampire woman screamed as she runs towards the ten "you're gonna pay for that!"
Wendy simply used her powers to move her own chain saw with her mind causing the object to cut five vampires heads in one go.
Clyde blasted a thunder attack on two of the vampires stunning them making it clear for him to attack with his chain saw.
"God damn, how many of them are there?" Cartman exclaimed as he killed his sixth vampire.
"Th…there must be hundreds of them!" Marjorine said taking down her fifth vampire.
"Damn it!" Craig muttered taking down his seventh vampire.
Blood was splashing everywhere.
"Careful not to get any blood inside you guys," Stan warned kicking a vampire in the stomach, "If their blood enters you you'll turn into one of them!"
"One's escaping." Wendy yells pointing at the one who's running away.
"I'll get him." Tweek calls running after the vampire, "you guys take care of everything here!"
The blonde went after the vampire as it ran.
The vampire kept running until he realized there was nowhere left to run to. He turned to Tweek.
"Well, you got me." He says rather calmly. "I guess I'm ok about me dying I mean after all," he looks at Tweek evilly "I got a good score when I devoured your parents."
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" Tweek yells hitting the vampire with an energy sphere causing a huge whole on the creature's body.
The vampire coughed blood as his leg gave him away.
"W…well" he sputtered and coughed out more blood, "I guess you'll finally get revenge on the person who killed your parents."
Tweek shot another sphere aiming for the vampire's mouth.
"This isn't just about revenge asshole!" Tweek exclaimed. "It's about me…it's about the ten of us respecting our responsibilities as guardians!" he walks closer to the vampire chainsaw in hand. "I used to be afraid of you guys." he says, "I used to be afraid of a lot of things. I was paranoid and I let my fears take over my life. I was a coward." He kneels down, "don't get me wrong I'm still afraid." He turns on the chainsaw, "but that doesn't mean I'm still a coward!"
And with that, he decapitated the vampire's head completely.
A few hours later, it was all over.
"55." Cartman counted, "we killed 55 vampires."
"We are so bad-ass!" Kenny smirks.
The others rejoiced besides Tweek who was sitting on one of the crates.
"Hey, Tweek." Craig calls, "are you ok?"
"I just realized something," the blonde said quietly, "maybe… it's my fault that this happened and maybe it isn't." he gets up from the crate, "but the thing is, even if we say no to being guardians this creatures are still gonna be around and we still won't be able to escape all of this."
"He's right." Kyle said, "We can't run away from our responsibilities."
"And we should also realize," Marjorine adds, "that we can only do this if we're all together."
"Yeah." Wendy says, "We didn't become friends because we were chosen to be guardians, we were chosen to be guardians because we were friends!"
"Then that means," Kenny starts, "we'll be guardians."
The others look at each other and then.
"Yes!"
And in a flash of light they were all back in the center of infinity.
"Congratulations," Satan approached them, "I knew you guys will realize to accept your destiny sooner or later
"We're very proud of you." Arista added.
"Now," Hanniel approached the ten, "Are you all ready to accept the responsibility of protecting this world and the world of Elorist?"
The other's looked at each one another, looks of assurance are on their faces.
"Yes."
"Yeah."
"I do."
"Yes."
"I accept the responsibility."
"me too."
"yes"
"yeah, I do."
"yes."
"I do too."
Hanniel smiles along with Arista and Satan.
"Then take these" Arista waves her hand and suddenly blue crystal necklaces appeared around the teen's necks "It will glow whenever one of Anora's creatures are nearby."
"Take this as well," Satan hands a map to Marjorine, "this map shall show you where the 20 keys to resurrecting Anora are located."
"And finally, take this." Hanniel hands Kyle a mirror, "this will help you travel and it can transport you to anywhere in the world."
The angel then raised his hands in the air.
"By the power bestowed upon us, we honor the ten of you as hunters of evil, as protectors of the wall and as guardians of the balance of the two worlds.
A ray of light appeared and engulfed the ten giving them a sense of calmness and the buzz of power.
And then in a blink of an eye, they were back at the abandoned ware house
"Dude." Stan whispers, "That was fucked up right there."
"Hey guys look, its still 4 pm." Kyle said "those three must have stopped time to help us."
"Sweet." Cartman smirks.
"So," Bebe prompts, "what do we do now."
"We get on with our lives." Stan said clutching the crystal in his hand, "And when the world needs us to be guardians, we will be."
The mothers all went home not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
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Somewhere in a place that is neither heaven nor hell, a fragile figure floats amidst the shadows.
"Why do you look so sad?"
A voice of a girl asks
"I don't know," the figure replies, "I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain."
"Who did this to you?" The voice asked, "Who hurt you this bad?"
"I don't remember." He answers, "I don't remember anything except the feeling of sadness and sorrow."
Tears starts to fall from his eyes as the shadows continue to dance around him.
"I'm in pain too." The voice speaks, "They trapped me here. They trapped me in this horrible place."
The shadows danced in the air.
"You know what it's like, right?" she urges, "the feeling of being trapped in a world you hate with no way out."
"Yes" he answers succumbing to the shadows around them.
"Then take my hand," the voice says reaching out a hand to the figure, "If you set me free, I can stop the pain."
He hesitates for a while, but after a moment he gingerly takes the hand of the voice.
As soon as their hands touched the shadows seized moving and scampers away. Everything is clear now.
A boy and girl stand, facing each other, in the place of nowhere.
"Thank you." She speaks, "I may not be able to get out of here, yet but you can." She then places a hand on his head.
"I give you the power, to rule over the world I've created," She said, "and the mission to complete my resurrection. Do you accept?"
The boy bows, "I do."
She gently caresses his hair, "what's your name? Do you remember your name?"
"Phillip" the boy answers without missing a beat, "Phillip Pirrup."
"Well, Phillip." The girl whispers placing both of her hands at the side of his face,
"You're mine now."