A/N: I don't own anything from red vs blue or Silent Hill.
Silent Gulch chapter 20
"Do you even know where you're going?" Tucker asked.
"Do I look like I know the way? I don't have a map," Church pointed out. "Do you have one?"
"Only for the hotel," Tucker answered.
"Great, if only this was a hotel," Church remarked.
"Maybe there's a map in there." Alessa pointed to a door to their left.
"This place has the most random doors." Church stated moving toward the door. The word 'Office' was slightly visible on the door and Church wondered what it had been an office for. "I need something to pry it open with."
"Use this, it worked on the doors at the hotel." Tucker handed the lead pipe to Church.
Church shrugged and jammed the pipe into the door. Static filled the air as he forced the door open with one swift push. The door swung open, revealing what was causing static to come from the radio that Grif had managed to keep. A six-foot-tall rabbit creature stared back at Church, its black eyes boring into him. The creature's hair had once probably been a golden brown, but was dirty and matted. Chunks of the creature were missing where some sort of flesh eating disease had eaten away all the way to the bone.
Church raised the pipe up just in time to deflect the rabbit's first strike. Church took a step back, gripping the pipe tighter. "All right, bring it on you demented Easter bunny."
The taunt seemed to piss off the monster as it let out a high pitched cry, somewhere between a roar and the sound of a cat being strangled. It sliced out with long razor claws and Church managed to step out of the way. He brought the pipe forward like a bat, slamming it into the rabbit's face and sending the beast back into the room.
"Quick, close the door!" Sarge ordered, cowering behind Tex with the other soldiers.
"Hell, no, this thing pissed me off, I'm killing it." Church moved into the room after the rabbit.
"Go, Daddy, make him into hasenpfeffer!" Alessa cheered. The others looked at her, confused. "It's rabbit stew," she explained.
Church raised the pipe to hit the rabbit again, but a monstrous hand shot out, grabbing it and pushing it away. One of the creature's powerful legs struck out, hitting Church in the stomach and knocking the wind out of him. He gasped for breath, trying to fill his lungs as the rabbit righted itself. Church pulled the pipe toward himself, causing the rabbit to move toward him. He raised his foot, slamming it into the creature's face, stunning it and causing it to release the pipe. Church swung the pipe over and over until the creature's skull gave out under the force.
"That is how you kill a monster. Don't believe me now?" Church asked, handing the pipe back to Tucker.
"All right, I believe you. You sure you don't want to keep this though?" Tucker motioned to the pipe.
"No, I've still got a knife to defend myself with. I'd actually suggest that you all find something to protect yourself with," Church said as he started to search the room. The others joined in to ransack the office. Alessa tugged at Church's pants and he looked down to her. "Find a map?"
She shook her head and held up a radio. "I found this," she said as he took the device from her.
"Great, now we can keep in contact. We can set it to the same frequency as the one Grif has." He took the other radio from the orange soldier, tuning them to the same signal. He then handed one to Tex.
"Found a map!" Sister announced, holding up an old paper that looked like it had sat in some liquid for a long time.
Church took it and looked it over before he laid it out on the desk. "Where is she?" Church asked, looking at Alessa.
Alessa looked at the map for a moment before she pointed to a spot at the far end of the map. "That's where she is. She says it's her classroom," Alessa explained.
"Great, 'cause that's not along a path that's probably filed with monsters," Grif said sarcastically.
"Every room of this place is filled with monsters, get used to it. Now if we get split up, Tex and I can contact each other," Church said.
"What if we get separated from you two?" Simmons asked.
"Well, then you ether wait for death, or try to find us," Church answered.
"Isn't that a little unfair? I mean why do you two get the radios?" Tucker asked.
"Because I'm not giving them to the Reds, Caboose doesn't know how to use one properly, I don't want Sister using it to contact sex lines like she did at the base, and you can't even use the sniper rifle. Therefore, Tex and I get the radios."
"Wish you'd put this much effort into the fight at Blood Gulch, maybe then we'd respect you," Tucker commented.
"Tucker, our only enemy there is the Reds, and look at them." Church motioned to the enemy team. "They can't really compare to that," he said, indicating the dead rabbit demon.
"I see your point," Tucker admitted.
"Besides, I don't like any of you, why would I want your respect?" Church asked. "Especially you, I hate you. I hate you the most."
"Yeah, he's a jerk," Alessa cut in.
"Are you sure she isn't actually your daughter?" Tucker asked. "Though I'd hate to think of some woman actually being willing to have your baby. Can't see Tex doing it, so maybe that's secretly why you're looking for this Danena lady. She's the mother of that kid with you and she left her with you for the weekend and now won't take her back."
"Tucker, that is by far the dumbest thing that you've ever said," Church stated simply. "Danena tried to kill me, not sleep with me. Besides, I met Alessa here for the first time. How could she be my child? Besides, it still wouldn't have been as bad as when you were violated by that alien and gave birth to its spawn."
"That is stupid, Tucker, what other woman would be foolish enough to sleep with Church," Tex joked.
"You were foolish enough to sleep with him," Tucker shot back, flinching as Tex glared at him.
"You stay out of this," Church snapped. "You know, I was pissed off before I found you guys, didn't think I could get more pissed off, but you managed to do it somehow."
"Stop making Dad mad," Alessa scolded the two soldiers.
"Like I'm going to listen to a kid." Tucker chuckled. "Especially a creepy one like you."
"Stop insulting my kid, dude," Church snapped.
"Did you just call her your kid?" Tucker asked. "Dude, my theory was right."
"No, you're still wrong, stupid, and friendless," Church shot back, not acknowledging that he had called Alessa his kid.
Alessa grabbed onto Church, hugging onto him. "Why does the big jerk have to be so mean?"
"All right, you, stop upsetting her." Church pointed to Tucker. "All of you, stop making sexual jokes around a little girl, that's just wrong. Also, let's get moving. We've spent enough time here as it is and I'm eager to use this anger to kill that bitch."
Church grabbed the map and left the room, knowing that Alessa would follow and pretty sure that Tex would follow. The others he didn't really care about.
~End chapter 20~
A/N: Well there's chapter 20. I'm tired of telling people to review. If you are going to review you'll review. If you aren't then me asking you to isn't going to change anything.