Toys
Chapter 3
Swing

AN: Thanks for the reviews here is your weekly update, I own nothing and thanks to starbaby79 for the idea on this one. Any other ideas let me know.

"I know what we should get," Penelope said with smile before she went to the back of the store they were in. It had opened up the week before however, they'd been working a case so they couldn't go then, but now they were browsing the new sex store that was about hour from the office. It was near one the malls, but was not in it, they had liked it since nobody they knew would be in here.

Derek hadn't cared, he'd planned going to the one at the mall, but she refused to go there since she'd remembered that JJ and Emily had plans there today. Penelope didn't want anybody noticing what they were getting. He followed her to the back until she stopped.

"What in the hell is that?" Derek asked, since on the larger items they had a display of what it looked like put together.

"It's a love swing," Penelope said.

"It looks like something you stick a horse in, or some animal," he replied.

"Well it isn't, come on hot stuff; it would be fun, no gravity," Penelope said, "Come one, you'll enjoy it just as much as I will," she said.

"Where we going to put it, baby girl?" he asked.

"Spare bedroom beside ours," Pen said.

"Alright," Derek said finally before he took one of them, "You do realize I gotta put it together right?" he asked her.

"I know, but not like we have kids yet, when we do have then, we'll just have to keep the room locked," she said with smile giving him a kiss.

They were walking up one of the other isles on their way back towards the front. "Do we need any more warming lube stuff?" Derek asked before he turned around to get some just in case and when he did, somebody about ran into him. "Sorry," he said looking to see who it was and he was now wishing he'd talked Pen into going to the other store because standing in front of him was their section chief Erin Straus.

Penelope was trying to act innocent at the moment since they technically had been busted in the story by their section chief. "Ma'am," she said.

Derek was trying to find some kind words, but none would come out and he was pretty sure his face was fighting the urge to smile at the moment.

"We never speak of this," Straus said before she went by them.

"Agreed," Derek finally muttered and his face was turning red now.

Pen was trying not to burst into laughter at Derek's face at the moment.

"Woman you say a word, I'll get the paddle back out and spank you good," Derek said.

"I never said a word," Pen said before they went up front to pay for what they had so they could get out of there.

That night Derek had the swing set up and for the first time ever he actually followed the instructions, he didn't want to get Penelope killed since it already looked like a weapon to him from the box pictures, however now that it was put together it looked fun, he'd read the instructions few times on how to use it and he was pretty sure he had it down now. The part he'd had trouble with was figuring out where the straps went, which one went where. They'd gotten the simplest one but it had came with optional swing like stand, that had also taken few minutes to figure out.

"Hey, baby girl," he called from the spare room before she came in, the only thing she had on was one his button down shirts, but she hadn't buttoned it.

"Told you once it was together it wouldn't look as bad as it did on the box," Penelope said, "Can we try it out now?" She asked.

"We got two hours before the teams supposed to be here, I don't see why not," Derek said, "Few different ways we could go here," he said before she took the book from him tossing it away.

"Handsome, I've seen pics this things I know where I go, and I can tell you were you go," Penelope said.

"Go right ahead then baby girl, but don't ever tell me how you know how this works," he said.

"I Googled it hot stuff," Penelope said taking the shirt she was wearing off before she went over, "Oh and handsome, it can help you too, after all it makes you last longer," she said.

Derek watched her sit down on the swing, he knew that after the first time he'd be okay, it wasn't that he didn't want to use it, but new things took time to get used to and this, not laying down on a bed or against a wall somewhere were he had support to lean against or her to lean against.

"Stop thinking and get your ass over here, handsome," Penelope said, "Put that behind you so you are between it and me," she said.

"What is it, because if I'm sitting on it, the thing should be a lot bigger," he said.

"Derek, that is for my feet, if I choose to use it, just relax," Pen said looking at him with smile, "Now take your pants off before you get over here though," she replied.

Derek took his clothes off before stepping between where Penelope was sitting and the harness like thing for her feet. Pen lifted her feet up and put them in the strap like thing, but it was much larger, she guessed the Derek could sit on it if he wanted to, but for now she'd go with what she'd seen online, with the woman who'd had her feet in it.

"Okay what do I do?" Derek asked her.

I'm already wet, hot stuff, been ready for you since you started blushing in the store when we saw our section chief," Penelope said, "Slide on home handsome, I'm already ready for you," she said.

Derek growled out a little pulling her to him kissing her hard, soon as she opened her mouth he went after her tongue claiming her mouth with just as much passion as he wanted to take her with. He wasn't sure where he was supposed to put his hands, so he took hold one the strap things that came down pulling her closer to him.

"Lean back," Derek said knowing that the other strap would hold her too.

"Okay, oh and case you want to know where your hands can go, they can go anywhere, but that handle bar thing isn't for me, well it could be, but I'm laying back so it's yours if you want to," She said before she laid back.

Derek couldn't say anything when she laid back so that she was on the two straps that was holding her up, he had a perfect view of her opening. Instead of thrusting in like she probably thought he was going to do, he went down on his knees pulling her little bit down before he licked at her southern lips making her cry out as he licked over her clit.

He smiled to himself hearing her whimper, the way her feet was in the stirrup like thing she couldn't shut her legs around him and he had complete access to her clit. He was rethinking this now, best decision he'd made in long time when it came to what they bought to have some fun in the bedroom with. Derek held to the straps that went up holding the others on the stand getting her as close as he could as he continued licking and sucking at her clit as she whimpered.

"Please, I want you inside me," Penelope moaned out, but Derek kept doing what he was until she was screaming out his name gripping to the straps as he sent her over into her first orgasm. As she was cumming down he stood up and since he was at the right angle instead of thrusting into her right off he ran his hardened erection over her folds moving it against her clit making her whimper again, "handsome, please," she said.

"Patients baby girl," Derek said before taking hold of the seat she was sitting on before thrusting into her. The angle that she was at opened her up even more to him.

He moaned at the feeling refusing to move, it felt so damn good to be buried in her, it always did, but this was different maybe this was going to be better than he'd first thought.

"Derek Move," Penelope moaned out as she tried to squeeze around him but it wasn't possible, at least not the way she wanted to.

He held to the straps on the side before he finally started moving holding on to the handle bar thing at the top leaning slightly back trusting the thing finally. He pulled Pen up towards him some keeping her at an angle as he started thrusting. It was different but after few minutes he got the hang of it.

Derek took hold of the side of the swing seat she was sitting on pulling her towards him using it to thrust in and out of her. After minute he stood straight up grabbing both sides of the swing and pulling her all the way onto him making her cry out, he felt it when he hit the neck of her womb and this was the prefect position for that. He bit down on his lip before pulling back, this was going to be wonderful, and he was so glad he'd been talked into this.

"Derek, oh god," Pen practically screamed gripping the straps as he pulled back before pulling her to him again thrusting at the same time, she could feel every part of him and he was completely filling her like he'd never done before.

Derek pulled all the way out this time before pulling her back onto him hitting her g-spot as he slid in making her scream out his name as she came three more pulls and he was going over too holding tight to the side of the swing to keep from falling forward or back as he released into her. "Oh shit, we gotta do this again," he growled out.

"I could go all night like this," Penelope said.

"We go an hour before the others show up, then we can play some more tonight," Derek said pulling her back into a sitting passion kissing her as he pulled out. "Best toy we've gotten so far," he said nuzzling her neck kissing him.

"Better believe that it is," Penelope said.

It was cold out so when everybody had gotten there they'd had coats on, instead of Derek taking them like he usually did he told Hotch, who'd asked him where they went since he was finishing up in the kitchen to toss them in the guest bedroom which was beside his and Pen's room.

Few minutes later Reid could be heard yelling out, "Oh my god what in the, there are no words,"

Penelope's face turned red as she started laughing when Hotch walked in the kitchen behind Derek. "You have kids, you better lock the door to that room, or your kids will be scared for life," Hotch said.

"I said beside our room, not across from our room," Derek said laughing.

Reid walked into the kitchen, "What in the world is that thing?" he'd finally found the words to ask the question that he'd been trying to get out few minutes ago when he'd walked into the spare bedroom and seen the thing that he'd said there were no words for.

"It's called a Love Swing," Derek said, "Best damn fifty bucks I spent too, well besides Penelope's wedding band," he said.

"That is a what it looks like you put…" Hotch started but Derek and Penelope were laughing so hard they couldn't stop, "What is so funny?" he asked them.

"If we weren't sworn to secrecy we'd tell you," Pen said, "But it came highly recommended," she said.

"Yeah, you should really look into one those, Hotch, Haley might like it," Derek said before left the room.

"I see you put your coats in there anyways, I'll get them out before you leave though," Pen said before she left as well still laughing at what Straus had said, they'd ended up in line behind her and they'd tried to behave, they really had, but when she'd turned around they'd been blushing like wild fire from running into her, and then again in line, but when she'd told them to check out the bondage section if they had liked the spanking paddle both of them had about died. Apparently Straus had also gotten that email that Derek had sent to Hotch by mistake.

TBC

AN: Hope you all enjoyed thanks to Kathy for getting me unstuck once again. Update next Monday again. If you have any ideas let me know. This was the hardest chapter I have written so far. Thanks for the idea starbaby79