Wow 13 reviews in one chapter. Anyway thanks everyone. But in this chapter my two wonderful co-authors whom I love decided to write this while I was asleep *Glares at them* Anywho the first part of the story is just picking on stories which wasn't really what the story was meant to be about but its all good, I added some bitching at the end. Anyway, enjoy!

Soda: How'd they know about that?
 
Steve: I was so proud of my dad that day...
 
(Johnny looks at the ground remembering the whipping he had received for the stunt.)

Dally: That must've been the best mural I've been a part of.
 
Steve: Hey, I wouldn't run from him!
 
Soda: No but you'd run from me.

Steve: Would not. I'm not scared of you two.

(Soda tackles Steve.)

Steve and Soda start play fighting.)

Darry: Both of you better be scared of me if you break something.

(Steve and Soda stop fighting.)

Dally: Wusses.
 
Soda and Steve: Hey!


Dally: What you pussies gonna do something about it?

Steve: We ain't pussies.

Soda: Who you calling a pussy?

Dally: Who do you think?

Soda: Fuck you Dal.

(Dally glares at Sodapop.)

Darry: Sodapop, watch your mouth.

Pony: Ok, enough...lets find a different story.

Soda glared at Dally and Darry before agreeing.

(Pony looks for a new story.)
 
Pony: Hey, dal, this one's about you! Its called life before Greasers.

(Dally raises his eyebrows.)

Dally: Move, lemme see.

Pony moves over as Dally reads the fic.

Dally: How'd they know my real name?

Two-Bit: I didn't know your real name was Robert.

Dally: Shut up before I bash your faces in.
 
Dally: I don't think I would've been stupid enough to pick up the damn blade.

Two-Bit: (through laughs) I can't believe that's your real name!

(Without warning Dally turned around and hit two-bit.)

Two-Bit: Hey! (He tackles Dally.)
 
Dally throws two-bit off of him, almost breaking a lamb in the process.
 
Darry: Watch it!

Two-Bit: Yeah, watch it Robert!

Dallas: You're the one that better watch it Mathews.

Two-Bit: Why's that?

Dally: Because if you keep it up, you'll be in pain.

(Two-Bit gulps.)

Dally smirks and evil smirk.

Dally: I still cant believe they thought I'd actually pick up the knife.

Two-Bit: I think we need a new story...all the comments I have for Dally are just too

tempting and I don't feel like getting my ass kicked,

(Steve nods and takes the mouse.)
 
Steve: Hmmm what looks interesting...

Steve: The Nut Files? What the hell?

Soda: Let's check it out.

Pony: I'm not that scared of girls....

Soda: What the hell?

Two-Bit: Hey look! An ant! (Two-Bit starts following the ant around the house.)

(Gang laughs.)

Johnny: Well at least they got Two-Bit down perfectly.

Steve: Haha! Sandy's schizo!

Dally: Saw that one coming.

Johnny: I wouldn't cower in a corner...

Pony: We know you wouldn't Johnnycakes.

Soda: Hey they got Darry down too, they said he works too much.

Darry: Speaking of work...

Steve: What about it?

Darry: I should get going.

Soda: Alright, Dar.

Pony: I thought you were taking the day off?

Darry: Got called in.

Soda: That sucks.

Darry: Sorry guys.

Steve: It's ok.

Darry: Bye guys.

Gang: Bye.

Dally: hey what's up with all these stories about us hooking up with Socs? I hate Socs I'd never date one.

Steve: I know And all these game show things? We never went on a TV show…

Two-Bit: And all these crossover things? I mean what the hell is Harry Potter? And why are we in stories with them?

Pony: It's a book, but I don't know why they are combining it with us…

Soda: (Shrugs) I don't know, what else have they been doing?

Johnny: Diaries…there's a lot of those, I don't keep a diary.

Two-bit: neither do I…I don't think any of us do.

Ok I know I am guilty of the HP/Outsiders crossover and the Diary thing….but anyway yea hope you enjoyed J please review!