Now that Drew had turned over a new leaf, he had treated May with way more respect than he used to. May felt so safe around him now that he was nice. Over the next several weeks, there was absolutely no awkward tension whatsoever because Drew had become more cautious of his behavior.

Such an improvement was noticed by Ash, who was happy to hear the good news from May that Drew was no longer a jerk. On a side note, Drew had become bolder and more confident while strutting around in his birthday suit, just like Ash. He became an exhibitionist, finding pleasure in showing off to the crowds as he participated in competitions in his birthday suit, touching himself in public every chance he could. May was so turned on by how handsome his naked body looked, there was even one or two times where she would bare her body as well to make out with him.

Weeks turned to months as Drew finally popped the question of asking May to marry him. She immediately said, "YES!"

At the wedding ceremony, Drew was still nude while May wore a white wedding dress with nothing underneath so she could have an easier time getting naked for the honeymoon. May's family and friends were in attendance, Ash was one of them and the only one in the audience who was unclothed. Drew's family... was not invited. It was not like his mom and dad did him any favors, his family was messy and that was why he never knew how to express love and wanted to deny those feelings by humiliating May and making her feel like crap.

Drew started off the vows, "May, after everything we went through, all I can promise you is this one solemn vow: To never, ever, EVER repeat the same mistakes that made you upset. After all, I didn't know any better back then, and it's safe to say that it was more my family's fault than it was mine. I never had a chance to learn the proper ways to treat a lady, but I have you to thank for putting me back on the straight and narrow. Mom and dad let me down, and I almost let you down completely as a consequence. I'm never making you sad again."

Everyone said, "Awww."

May smiled, moved by his maturity as she said, "Thank you, Drew. It comforts me to know that you display a willingness to repent, so my vow to you is always help you repent instead of giving up on you. People need to be helped, not hated, and I think you're a very big man to admit that you need help. As for your family, if they can't be bothered to clean up their messy house, we can't be bothered to let them ruin our special day. Get the bad influences out of your life, that's what I would always say."

The priest now pronounced them man and wife, "You may kiss the bride."

With that, May and Drew shared a kiss as everyone cheered. They were all happy for the happy couple, especially the bare Ketchum trainer.

20 years later, Drew and May, in their early 40s, were raising an adult son who developed exhibitionist habits like his father. His name was Drew Jr., his hair was forest green, which was a mix of his dad's green hair and his mom's brown hair. His eyes were cyan, a mix of Drew's green eyes and May's blue eyes. Also, he was taller than his mother, but shorter than his father.

It was Drew Jr.'s 18th birthday today. Drew and May had gotten naked to commemorate his son reaching adulthood and Drew just finished telling his life story to Junior, "...and that's how your mother and I became the parents we are today."

Junior was fascinated, "Wow, so that's why you keep saying I have no grandma or grandpa on your side of the family, dad?"

May explained, "Yes, son. His parents were the WORST, and Drew suffered greatly from their lack of cleanliness and incompetence with relationship management. Your father would always embarrass me because that what his mom and dad encouraged."

Drew added, "That's why I'm a massive stickler for keeping our home neat and tidy all the time. Now, Junior, promise me that you will never, EVER do what I did. You'll be very sorry."

Drew Jr. shuddered, "Yeah, I don't wanna end being confronted and punished. I promise from the bottom of my heart that I'll be a good boy and a good boyfriend. From the bottom and the top of my heart."

"Good. Now since you're officially old enough, you wanna be nude like your parents?"

The son said, "You bet!"

Thusly, Drew Jr. ripped off his purple T-shirt, black pants, and underwear in one quick movement of his hands, then removed his socks and shoes and declared as he headed out the front door, "Look out, world! One more naked guy is on the loose!"

Drew grinned as his son ran off in his birthday suit like a streaker in a sports stadium, "That's my boy. Thank god he didn't go through the same crap I went through."

May agreed, "Amen. Thank god he won't pull the same crap you pulled 20 years ago."

"I love you, May."

"I love you too, Drew."

THE END