The Matchmaker
Alright I could of updated faster but I've been getting a lot of homework and next week is testing. I will be getting out at 12 and I won't have homework all next week so the updates will just depend on my mood. Otay back to teh story so this one is just a bunch of attempts made by Kanamei to get Byakuya and rukia together. The actual pot is starting next chapter. QUICK
ISNT TEH NEW BLEACH OPENING BADASS?!
Well I think it is…
Anyhorse here ya go
Kanamei yawned and stretched.
'It's still early' Kanamei thought looking out the window. Then she gave herself an evil grin.
'Early enough' she thought grinning and shunponed quietly to Byakuya`s room. She brought her shinigami uniform and haori with her and switched their clothes and zanpakto.
'What is the meaning of this?!' senbonzakura yelled to her not waking his master.
'I'm switching places with Byakushi today' she told him.
'Why?' he asked.
'Well for one thing I'm bored the second is I'm trying to get Byakuya Rukia together' she explained to the zanpakto.
'But why they are brother and sister!' senbonzakura said blushing slightly
'Not by blood and I see the way you guys look at her' Kanamei said with a chuckle as she felt senbonzakura`s reitsu fluctuate.
'Fine but how are you going to do it?' he asked.
'Easy dress into his clothes, I already look like him by the way and knock him out when he wakes up' she said.
'Why do you need to knock him out?' senbonzakura asked.
'So I can dress him without him fussing and trying to kill me' she said.
'Oh'
So the two waited [wtf what about Kanamei`s zanpakto?!] until they heard Byakuya groan and start to wake up. Kanamei was there in a flash Byakuya looked up and his eyes widened.
"What are you-"he tried to say but Kanamei already knocked him out cold. Now it was time for her to go to work she undressed him and put him in regular shinigami robes and her haori. Next for her to do was his hair she put on his front kenseikan and styled his hair like how her hair would be.
"There perfect, oi senbonzakura does he look like me?" Kanamei asked. Senbonzakura almost died of laughing actually Byakuya looked exactly like Kanamei.
'Yeah he does' he said holding in a laugh
'Good' she whispered and started undressing and she put on her uniform but Byakuya`s haori, scarf, gloves, and took his other kenseikan and slipped on all of his accessories.
'Now how do I look?' she asked. The zanpakto looked at her carefully scanning her whole appearance.
"Good but can you act like him?' he asked slowly.
'psh hell yeah I can' she said than smoothing her face and talked in a stoic voice exactly likes Byakuya`s. 'My name is Byakuya kuchiki, I am the captain of squad six, and I love my Onee-sama so very much' Kanamei said with a straight face the whole time. Senbonzakura laughed.
'Don't go using this as an advantage' he warned chuckling
'Then why am I doing this? 'She asked laughing.
'Your right' he said.
Morning
Byakuya woke up after getting knocked cold by his sister.
'I'm going to kill her' he thought then noticing he wasn't wearing his sleeping yukata but… 'KANAMEI`S UNIFORM?!'
"What…" he began to say then saw someone that looked exactly like him. "What did you do Kanamei?" Byakuya asked angrily.
"My, my Byakushi finally woke up or should I say onee-sama woke up." Kanamei said grinning.
"What are you doing?" Byakuya asked angrily.
"Ah I knew you would ask that I decided to switch places with you today oh ha and you can't reject because look at me you don't want me running around doing stupid stuff to ruin your image do you?" Kanamei said smiling all creepy-like. Byakuya sighed 'he was never going to win against her' he thought.
"Fine, but no one is to know of this" he said. Kanamei gasped dramatically
"I wouldn't dare!" she said grinning. Byakuya just glared at her. "I'm only gonna you know" she continued slowly as if the next sentence she said would make Byakuya would either cringe or try to kill her. "Say a few things to rukia" she said bluntly. Byakuya just lost it.
"DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING TO HER!" he yelled. Kanamei just grinned.
"Oh you don't have to worry I did all of today`s paperwork in my division so you don't have to worry your pretty little head about it" Kanamei said completely ignoring what he just said. Byakuya fumed at his slightly older sister 'how dare she!' he thought angrily.
"Then what will I do?" Byakuya asked.
"Just hang around the house I got everything under control" Kanamei said and smirked, "You're gonna thank me for this." She said before swiftly leaving his room.
Kanamei entered her slightly younger brother`s office and started on his paperwork so she could get out of there and talk to rukia.
"TAICHO!" she heard someone yell from outside Byakuya`s office.
"What is it abari?" Kanamei said mimicking her brother's voice.
"I need you to sign some papers" Renji abari said.
"Come in" Kanamei said.
"Hai" he said walking into the office and handing her the papers.
"You may go" she said shooing him away.
"hai taicho" he said before leaving.
Kanamei finished her brothers paperwork and shunponed to Rukia`s division.
Rukia was working on paperwork when she felt her nii-sama`s reietsu.
'Why is he here?' she thought.
Kanamei swiftly walked into Rukia`s small office.
"Rukia we`re going home." Kanamei said with authority but mentally she was laughing her ass off.
"Ah but nii-sama…" she began. Kanamei inwardly laughed at being called brother.
"Now" she said before exiting the office.
"H-hai" she said running to catch up with her 'brother'. Kanamei looked down and mentally grinned
'This is going to be hilarious' Kanamei thought. They arrived home to an angry looking 'Kanamei'.
"Good evening onee-sama" rukia said then bowed. Byakuya`s eye twitched and Kanamei seemed that she would die trying to hold back laughter.
"Rukia get ready for dinner" Kanamei said.
"H-hai" rukia said then scampered off to her room to get ready.
"What did you…" Byakuya began but Kanamei cut him off.
"Wow you really don't notice?" Kanamei said leaning against the wall
"What notice what?" Byakuya asked.
"Wow you really are oblivious to everything." She said getting up and walking towards him.
"What tell me?!" Byakuya said. Kanamei sighed.
"How about when Rukia's reitsu fluctuates whenever you're near her or whenever you talk to her she stutters, or that she shyly looks up at you when she`s walking wit you or eating with you HELLO?!" Kanamei yelled slapping his head.
"Well how am I supposed to pay attention to that?!" he yelled back. But the truth was he did notice those things but he always brushed them off not really paying any attention to it 'Besides' he thought 'it's wrong to think of your sister that way'. Kanamei`s right fist connected with Byakuya`s jaw.
"OW what was that for?!" he yelled covering his jaw with his hand.
"FOR BEING A FUCKING RETARD "she yelled back. Kanamei usually never cursed in the house but now she was so mad. "just get in there and don't talk or I will cut that off" she warned pointing to Byakuya`s crotch. Byakuya shuddered he knew she wasn't kidding. The twins walked into the dining room.
"Ah nii-sama" rukia stood up and bowed to her 'brother'. Kanamei just nodded and sat down.
"Rukia"
"Y-yes nii-sama"
"There is something I have to tell you it is very important and you must listen" Kanamei said holding back fits of laughter.
"W-what is it?" she asked.
"Are you aware of how the humans call it 'birds and bees'?" Kanamei asked breathing hard to control her laughter. Byakuya`s eyes widened and Rukia's face turned beet red.
"Uh uhm yes I'm aware" she said hesitantly.
"Good well I wanted to tell you if you ever felt the need you know where my room is." Kanamei said before getting up and dragging a blushing Byakuya out of the dining room leaving a wide eyed blushing girl in the dining room.
'What is he saying?' thought rukia then she thought the only logical thing that would happen to make him say that.
'Captain Kyoraku must of slipped something into his drink' she concluded before leaving.
DONE so friggin sorry it took so long to update. Next chapter should be tomorrow ima start on it today
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