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Chapter 7: Flirting with Disaster

Stevie Rae's POV

We left Afro, Zoey and the rest of the gang. We situated the Cullens and wolf in the extra rooms of our underground hideout, the couples were bunked together into the same rooms.

"So I guess since we have five extra rooms yall won't mind just bunking with your partners?" I offered.

"Wait that means Jake is alone right?" Bella inquired.

I felt a little confused. "Well, I thought with the Imprint and stuff yall'd be okay with Renesmee and Jacob in one."

Edward was about to answer but Rosalie cut him off. "Edward probably doesn't encourage his only daughter being confined for the night in a room with the pedophile." She chuckled and Emmett, Jasper, and Alice joined in.

"Rosalie do you know why the blonde couldn't dial 911?" Jacob retorted.

Rosalie's smirk was wiped right off her face. "You need new jokes, dog."

"She didn't know where the 11 button was." Jake answered and sent Rosalie fuming.

Edward brought us back to the original topic after everyone stopped laughing at the two of them. "I think we all would be more comfortable if we took only two rooms most of us and incapable of sleep anyway."

"Oh okay that's fine. We can do that."

"Kramisha and Johnny B. Do yall mind getting them a few essentials and finish clearing out the two rooms while you're at it?" I asked.

Shaunee's POV (later)

"So you've been a vamp for over 50 years?" I purred at Emmett "Do you remember anything about being human?"

Emmett shifted uncomfortable, trying not to be rude "Umm... no... no one does. All we remember is the burning."

I slapped his arm playfully "Haha you are so funny!"

Erin came up behind me and grabbed my arm to pull me outside. She poked her head back in the room momentarily. "I'll give her back in a minute." Then she turned back to me and led me almost a hundred feet from the room, "Ohmigosh what are you doing Twin?! I admire your catch honey but he has a 'wife'! That blonde bimbo Rosalie."

"He just needs a little mocha frappe Twin."

"Oh yeah?" Erin countered. "And what about Mr. sooo fine Cole Clifton?"

I bit my lip "I'll see where this goes and if needed I'll set Cole up with some other chika." I eyed Erin teasingly. "Are you sure he might not want a vanilla shaky to cool him down from his hotness?"

Erin giggled "Nah. You have fun but I'm sticking with T.J."

"If you say so Twin. Have fun with T.J but I'm going to go do a little roaming of my own. I'm not about to miss out on this fiiiiine group of men."

"Does the fact of their age bother you at all Twin? You said it yourself he's over 50 years old!"

"He's just had more time to practice. If you know what I mean." I smiled suggestively.

Erin laughed. "Okay Twin just don't get your face eaten out by Ms. Homophobe Bitch. I don't need to break a nail helping your sorry little ass."

"No worries Twin. At least you'll know the sorry ass you're saving is sexy."

Laughing we both headed back to the room where Emmett was reading some of the books on the shelf. I cleared my throat.

"So why is it that you see yourself as a mocha frappe Shaunee? You are not very liquidy." Emmett said without turning around. I blushed.

"I didn't realize you heard that..."

Emmett laughed his booming laugh and turned around in a move that didn't exist, "If you were on the other side of these tunnels I would have still heard you!"

"Yes exactly Shaunee." A voice like golden wind chimes sounded behind Shaunee, while so beautiful, you could almost hear the danger. Shaunee gulped and turned around to face Rosalie. She wasn't smiling. In fact, Rosalie had her teeth bared and a growl ripped up through her throat. "Stay away from MY Emmett!"

"Uh, brainsharer you might want to listen to her. I happen to know Zoey was unconciously trying to get at it with the werewolf and not only did the baby freak seriously have a fit but so did her teenage parents." Aphrodite turned into the room, a grin barely concealed on her face.

Zoey's POV:

I stared curiously at the door where Rosalie had just left quickly. Seriously quickly. One minute she was talking about... something, then she froze and was gone.

"Where did Rosalie go?" I turned to Edward.

"It seems Shaunee has been trying to get a little cozy with Emmett."

"Emmett?" A startled laugh came out of my mouth. "But the Twins know he's married! They wouldn't-"

"Yes they would. But it is only Shaunee. Erin has gone to the kitchen with Damien and Jack." Bella wrapped her fingers around Edwards.

"Zoey, perhaps, now it is time for our guests to meet Lenobia, Dragon and the other students of the House of Night." Erik poked his head into the door. Thank Nyx I have him to save me behind. I gave him a thankful smile and then I squared my shoulders and waved the others to follow me.

"Let's go get the others. We have some people we want to introduce you to."

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