Sonic Wind
By RankoSaotome
Well, some punk thought it would be funny to get Sonic Wind erased... I have some suspects, and I'd LOVE to have "a word" with the owner of FF.Net if HE was the one who did it... Thus, I will not be uploading the Interludes. You have to goto my site to see those in the true order of Sonic Wind.
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BERSERKER - RUNNING
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"I'm telling you, Ranma, everything's fine. When Kale left a little while ago, she told us what's going on. No one's been going berserk or seeing this metalic... thing." Dammit, Mom hasn't seen anything either, and I doubt the other girls have spotted anything. Shade was checking on the others, while I checked on my housemates and others I know. Of course, this was AFTER last night... Now if only I can get rid of this soreness when I turn into a girl...
Personally, I don't want to have to deal with the fiances, but there's no choice. Something major's going down and I have to look at it from all perspectives. Try to find out who or what is causing this. Unfortunately, the only clue I have is the mysterious metal being that's getting around.
I guess the only real chance I had to get some answers was to find the next of the being's victims, whoever they may be. Looking to the other girls in the room, I could only pray it was none of them. My only chance would be if it were one of the other guys. I would prefer if it were Ryouga or Mousse, as I don't mind beating them up.
"I understand. The same thing that was sending Kale and Shade into a berserk rage hasn't been here. That's only so very good, you know. Guess I'll have to look somewhere else."
"Be careful, Ranma..." I looked over to the speaker and nodded. "Don't you worry, Tikal. You know as well as I do that nothing less of Shade is as fast as I am." Getting to my feet, I quickly removed myself from the grounds, rushing off in a cloud of dust and light to try and find the next victim. First though, I have to check on the fiances...
'Gods, I am SO going to regret this...' I think as I step into the Tendo Residence's gate. Approaching the door, I quickly groaned as I felt like I knew what their reactions would be. ''Welcome back, Ranma-kun.' 'How've you been, Saotome?' and 'RANMA NO HENTAI!!!' Yep, sounds about right.' Ranma nodded as he finally stopped at the door, took a deep breath, and knocked.
It took several moments for anyone to answer the door, but I was quickly greeted by the lovely Kasumi. Only... she wasn't as domestic anymore. Dressed in a navy blue halter top and black raver shorts, and a backward blue cap, Kasumi looked about three years younger and much too different. The only thing that tipped me off to this being Kasumi was the long, braided chestnut brown hair.
"Ranma! How're you doing?" Whoa! Kasumi's gone all sexified on us. People can probably think naughty thoughts of her now. Maybe I should encourage Tikal to give me some ideas tonight, heh heh. I could go on, but the rest of my thoughts would involve things involving Tikal, some icecubes, and honey. Hehe, and I'm not talking about food either! I'd love to stir her honeypot, if you know what I mean. Hint, hint, wink, wink, heh heh.
"Very well, Kasumi. Wow! You look really cool today." I said, bringing a gloved hand to her cheek and holding it there, without her even blinking. Point to her, bravo! "Why thank you, Ranma. I was about to go meet some friends of mine for a concert in Juuban. Would you like to come in? I'm sure the girls can wait a little bit..." I had the feeling there were also some guys involved, but I didn't press the issue. Thinking of Kasumi sexually is one thing, hearing Kasumi might be sexually active is quite another.
Smiling, Kasumi leaned in and whispered into my ear, and I immediately made a naughty mental note. Tease Tikal with earlobe, it feels pretty good, heh. "Me and Dr. Tofu are finally going out. Tofu confessed his feelings to me after Akane tried to force him into sex with her." Little bitch, hope she gets hit by a truck. "What stopped her?"
"Hehe, Ukyou came by, whacked her upside the head." Whoa, go Ukyou. Maybe I'll think of you at me and Tikal's next orgy. Well, maybe not, but I'll try to get your name in. "Ukyou? Why would she stop Akane?" "By what Ukyou told me, she was ashamed of herself for what she did, and was far too thankful to Mousse for bailing her out. I do believe the two are going to start dating." Ukyou and Mousse? That's a weird pairing, but somehow a good one.
"That doesn't explain why she attacked Akane." "She was in for a simple checkup, saw Akane hitting on the good doctor, and hit Akane good." Ah, that would explain it. I'll have to get my girl side a complete checkup at some point, especially after last night. Don't want to give any of the girls any diseases, if I have any. Gee, I wonder if Jusenkyou curses are contagious?
A scream sounded throughout the house as Akane ran down the stairs, with Ryouga, dressed in all girls' clothes, ran after her. P-chan, I shalt not miss thee. And without a second to spare, I turned and stepped to the side as Akane's mallet came down on Ryouga, taking him out the door. "Later, P-chan."
"YOU KNEW!!!! TELL ME OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!" She did not just steal my handle. Only I can claim to be the greatest martial artist. Akane gets her ass handed to her on a daily basis by everyone, even Kunou. If the Horde o' Hentai would fight as a team, she'd lose to them too.
Smiling, I merely gave her a japanese raspberry and flipped her off, after covering Kasumi's eyes with my free hand, of course. See, I can be a nice guy. I just have to be in the mood...
In a huff, Akane left and I shalt not miss thee. Removing my hand from Kasumi's face, I smiled to her. "Have you seen any large, metalic people running around? About my height, evil looking, likes to berserk people?" Kasumi was silent for several moments before smiling. Not one of her usual smiles, but a real one. Wow, she's got a REAL nice smile!
"No, I haven't, Ranma-kun. Think it has something to do with your ex-fiances?" Ex-fiances? I wish... If only it were that easy, Kasumi, I'd have sent them all to Jupiter or something. Heh, let them get raped by aliens or something... Well, not Ukyou. After what she did, she deserves better than THAT.
"If it were as simple as telling them no, Kasumi, I'd have been single again months ago! Enough about me though, when are you and Doc Tofu gonna get serious?" It took a few moments, but a light blush eventually took up a small portion of Kasumi's face, and I liked how she looked. She's cute when she blushes...
That reminds me... "Tikal told me about this costume party going on next week... Are you and the Doc going?" At Kasumi's nod, Ranma took up a smile and decided to just talk some more until he could see the brains of the Tendo household, Nabiki. "Me and Tikal are going as Hugo and Chris of Suikoden III. She says she can work together a lotion to tan my skin and some nice hair dye."
"That sounds wonderful, Ranma-kun! Tofu and I are going as Baiken and Anji of Guilty Gear X2." Whoa, a violent game? I had no idea Kasumi was even capable of playing those kinds of things! Wow, this day just got a whole lot more interesting...
"Wow, sounds pretty good. Of course, you'll have to wear something underneath, since Baiken's costume can... er, fall open. Anyways, do you know if Nabiki has seen anything?" I might lose a good amount of money by contacting Nabiki, but better that than a wild goose chase.
"Not to my knowledge, Ranma-kun. Why do you ask?" "Ah, just a lunatic on the loose. Likes to turn everyone against me or something. So far, I've been attacked by Kale and Shade, but no one else. I don't know who's next, but I doubt this... THING... has given up." This thing's more persistant than Ryouga.
"Well, if I see anything, I'll be sure to let you know." I quickly thanked Kasumi and left, rushing down the street once more as my mind raced. 'Okay... So, it's gone after Kale and Shade already... Who could possibly be next? The girls are safe, so... Rick???'
As if on cue, I screeched to a halt, Rick standing on the other side of me with his red eyes glaring at me. Quickly, I took a look around, my eyes shifting every which way to try and pinpoint the metal being. It wasn't here... He must have gotten to Rick earlier...
"Let me guess... you wanna fight?" I was answered by an angry and rather loud growl, and a lunge for my neck. Of course, it only took a swift twist of my body to... 'convince'... Rick not to attack so simply, via a boot to the face. Of course, my foot making the guy double over to the ground was a bit humorous.
"Heh, if you wanna fight, how about doing something relatively close to attacking me?" Rick was on his feet in a hot second swinging at Ranma again and again. Of course, my new speed allowed me to dodge easily. Of course, since Rick wasn't even close to fast enough to strike him, it became
"Missed me!" SWISH! "Over here!" BASH! "Hehe, stop trying to hit me and hit me!" BOOM!! "Strike three, you're out." "WHY YOU!!!!!" WHOOSH! BAM! BANG! WHIFF! "Wow, all I need now is a manga and this'll be just like training with Akane!!" WHAM!!! "Now, that must have hurt! Of course, you need to hit me with it first." "GET BACK HERE!!!!"
After a quick chase, I decided to tease the poor fool some more. "Over here!" FWOOSH! "Down here." WHACK! "Now I'm over here!" BASH! "You did that once already." "DAMN YOU!!!" BAM! WHIFF! SWISH! SWOSH! "I don't know if you're trying to hit flies or strike me." WHAM!!! "Once again, you missed!" POUND! "Yeah, that rock was really mean to you." "DIE!!!!!!" WHISH! WHAM! BOOM! BASH! WHIFF! SWOSH! All was silent for several moments...
"Missed me!" "ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All it took was that one saying, and me jumping into a tree, to start Rick on a swinging rampage. Swinging his fists this way and that in a pathetic attempt to hit me, though I was no longer there. Of course, it was uber-funny to watch this guy just waste his time. When he stopped and slowly unclenched his fists, I jumped right down next to him.
"Let me guess... you saw some metalic guy and just NEEDED to try and kill me?" At Rick's nod, I sighed. Great, when will this chaos end?! "Who the fuck is this guy... and what does he have against me?
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BATTLE ON...
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A/N: Wow, took me a long time to get this out! I'm sorry for that. Anyways, I'm back into this fic and hopefully I'll have the next few chapters out soon.
Next Adventure - RIVALS
By RankoSaotome
Well, some punk thought it would be funny to get Sonic Wind erased... I have some suspects, and I'd LOVE to have "a word" with the owner of FF.Net if HE was the one who did it... Thus, I will not be uploading the Interludes. You have to goto my site to see those in the true order of Sonic Wind.
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BERSERKER - RUNNING
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"I'm telling you, Ranma, everything's fine. When Kale left a little while ago, she told us what's going on. No one's been going berserk or seeing this metalic... thing." Dammit, Mom hasn't seen anything either, and I doubt the other girls have spotted anything. Shade was checking on the others, while I checked on my housemates and others I know. Of course, this was AFTER last night... Now if only I can get rid of this soreness when I turn into a girl...
Personally, I don't want to have to deal with the fiances, but there's no choice. Something major's going down and I have to look at it from all perspectives. Try to find out who or what is causing this. Unfortunately, the only clue I have is the mysterious metal being that's getting around.
I guess the only real chance I had to get some answers was to find the next of the being's victims, whoever they may be. Looking to the other girls in the room, I could only pray it was none of them. My only chance would be if it were one of the other guys. I would prefer if it were Ryouga or Mousse, as I don't mind beating them up.
"I understand. The same thing that was sending Kale and Shade into a berserk rage hasn't been here. That's only so very good, you know. Guess I'll have to look somewhere else."
"Be careful, Ranma..." I looked over to the speaker and nodded. "Don't you worry, Tikal. You know as well as I do that nothing less of Shade is as fast as I am." Getting to my feet, I quickly removed myself from the grounds, rushing off in a cloud of dust and light to try and find the next victim. First though, I have to check on the fiances...
'Gods, I am SO going to regret this...' I think as I step into the Tendo Residence's gate. Approaching the door, I quickly groaned as I felt like I knew what their reactions would be. ''Welcome back, Ranma-kun.' 'How've you been, Saotome?' and 'RANMA NO HENTAI!!!' Yep, sounds about right.' Ranma nodded as he finally stopped at the door, took a deep breath, and knocked.
It took several moments for anyone to answer the door, but I was quickly greeted by the lovely Kasumi. Only... she wasn't as domestic anymore. Dressed in a navy blue halter top and black raver shorts, and a backward blue cap, Kasumi looked about three years younger and much too different. The only thing that tipped me off to this being Kasumi was the long, braided chestnut brown hair.
"Ranma! How're you doing?" Whoa! Kasumi's gone all sexified on us. People can probably think naughty thoughts of her now. Maybe I should encourage Tikal to give me some ideas tonight, heh heh. I could go on, but the rest of my thoughts would involve things involving Tikal, some icecubes, and honey. Hehe, and I'm not talking about food either! I'd love to stir her honeypot, if you know what I mean. Hint, hint, wink, wink, heh heh.
"Very well, Kasumi. Wow! You look really cool today." I said, bringing a gloved hand to her cheek and holding it there, without her even blinking. Point to her, bravo! "Why thank you, Ranma. I was about to go meet some friends of mine for a concert in Juuban. Would you like to come in? I'm sure the girls can wait a little bit..." I had the feeling there were also some guys involved, but I didn't press the issue. Thinking of Kasumi sexually is one thing, hearing Kasumi might be sexually active is quite another.
Smiling, Kasumi leaned in and whispered into my ear, and I immediately made a naughty mental note. Tease Tikal with earlobe, it feels pretty good, heh. "Me and Dr. Tofu are finally going out. Tofu confessed his feelings to me after Akane tried to force him into sex with her." Little bitch, hope she gets hit by a truck. "What stopped her?"
"Hehe, Ukyou came by, whacked her upside the head." Whoa, go Ukyou. Maybe I'll think of you at me and Tikal's next orgy. Well, maybe not, but I'll try to get your name in. "Ukyou? Why would she stop Akane?" "By what Ukyou told me, she was ashamed of herself for what she did, and was far too thankful to Mousse for bailing her out. I do believe the two are going to start dating." Ukyou and Mousse? That's a weird pairing, but somehow a good one.
"That doesn't explain why she attacked Akane." "She was in for a simple checkup, saw Akane hitting on the good doctor, and hit Akane good." Ah, that would explain it. I'll have to get my girl side a complete checkup at some point, especially after last night. Don't want to give any of the girls any diseases, if I have any. Gee, I wonder if Jusenkyou curses are contagious?
A scream sounded throughout the house as Akane ran down the stairs, with Ryouga, dressed in all girls' clothes, ran after her. P-chan, I shalt not miss thee. And without a second to spare, I turned and stepped to the side as Akane's mallet came down on Ryouga, taking him out the door. "Later, P-chan."
"YOU KNEW!!!! TELL ME OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!" She did not just steal my handle. Only I can claim to be the greatest martial artist. Akane gets her ass handed to her on a daily basis by everyone, even Kunou. If the Horde o' Hentai would fight as a team, she'd lose to them too.
Smiling, I merely gave her a japanese raspberry and flipped her off, after covering Kasumi's eyes with my free hand, of course. See, I can be a nice guy. I just have to be in the mood...
In a huff, Akane left and I shalt not miss thee. Removing my hand from Kasumi's face, I smiled to her. "Have you seen any large, metalic people running around? About my height, evil looking, likes to berserk people?" Kasumi was silent for several moments before smiling. Not one of her usual smiles, but a real one. Wow, she's got a REAL nice smile!
"No, I haven't, Ranma-kun. Think it has something to do with your ex-fiances?" Ex-fiances? I wish... If only it were that easy, Kasumi, I'd have sent them all to Jupiter or something. Heh, let them get raped by aliens or something... Well, not Ukyou. After what she did, she deserves better than THAT.
"If it were as simple as telling them no, Kasumi, I'd have been single again months ago! Enough about me though, when are you and Doc Tofu gonna get serious?" It took a few moments, but a light blush eventually took up a small portion of Kasumi's face, and I liked how she looked. She's cute when she blushes...
That reminds me... "Tikal told me about this costume party going on next week... Are you and the Doc going?" At Kasumi's nod, Ranma took up a smile and decided to just talk some more until he could see the brains of the Tendo household, Nabiki. "Me and Tikal are going as Hugo and Chris of Suikoden III. She says she can work together a lotion to tan my skin and some nice hair dye."
"That sounds wonderful, Ranma-kun! Tofu and I are going as Baiken and Anji of Guilty Gear X2." Whoa, a violent game? I had no idea Kasumi was even capable of playing those kinds of things! Wow, this day just got a whole lot more interesting...
"Wow, sounds pretty good. Of course, you'll have to wear something underneath, since Baiken's costume can... er, fall open. Anyways, do you know if Nabiki has seen anything?" I might lose a good amount of money by contacting Nabiki, but better that than a wild goose chase.
"Not to my knowledge, Ranma-kun. Why do you ask?" "Ah, just a lunatic on the loose. Likes to turn everyone against me or something. So far, I've been attacked by Kale and Shade, but no one else. I don't know who's next, but I doubt this... THING... has given up." This thing's more persistant than Ryouga.
"Well, if I see anything, I'll be sure to let you know." I quickly thanked Kasumi and left, rushing down the street once more as my mind raced. 'Okay... So, it's gone after Kale and Shade already... Who could possibly be next? The girls are safe, so... Rick???'
As if on cue, I screeched to a halt, Rick standing on the other side of me with his red eyes glaring at me. Quickly, I took a look around, my eyes shifting every which way to try and pinpoint the metal being. It wasn't here... He must have gotten to Rick earlier...
"Let me guess... you wanna fight?" I was answered by an angry and rather loud growl, and a lunge for my neck. Of course, it only took a swift twist of my body to... 'convince'... Rick not to attack so simply, via a boot to the face. Of course, my foot making the guy double over to the ground was a bit humorous.
"Heh, if you wanna fight, how about doing something relatively close to attacking me?" Rick was on his feet in a hot second swinging at Ranma again and again. Of course, my new speed allowed me to dodge easily. Of course, since Rick wasn't even close to fast enough to strike him, it became
"Missed me!" SWISH! "Over here!" BASH! "Hehe, stop trying to hit me and hit me!" BOOM!! "Strike three, you're out." "WHY YOU!!!!!" WHOOSH! BAM! BANG! WHIFF! "Wow, all I need now is a manga and this'll be just like training with Akane!!" WHAM!!! "Now, that must have hurt! Of course, you need to hit me with it first." "GET BACK HERE!!!!"
After a quick chase, I decided to tease the poor fool some more. "Over here!" FWOOSH! "Down here." WHACK! "Now I'm over here!" BASH! "You did that once already." "DAMN YOU!!!" BAM! WHIFF! SWISH! SWOSH! "I don't know if you're trying to hit flies or strike me." WHAM!!! "Once again, you missed!" POUND! "Yeah, that rock was really mean to you." "DIE!!!!!!" WHISH! WHAM! BOOM! BASH! WHIFF! SWOSH! All was silent for several moments...
"Missed me!" "ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All it took was that one saying, and me jumping into a tree, to start Rick on a swinging rampage. Swinging his fists this way and that in a pathetic attempt to hit me, though I was no longer there. Of course, it was uber-funny to watch this guy just waste his time. When he stopped and slowly unclenched his fists, I jumped right down next to him.
"Let me guess... you saw some metalic guy and just NEEDED to try and kill me?" At Rick's nod, I sighed. Great, when will this chaos end?! "Who the fuck is this guy... and what does he have against me?
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BATTLE ON...
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A/N: Wow, took me a long time to get this out! I'm sorry for that. Anyways, I'm back into this fic and hopefully I'll have the next few chapters out soon.
Next Adventure - RIVALS