Naruto Uzumaki was back in Konoha after his failed mission. Tsunade yelled at him telling him that that mission had been "of top priority" or something like that. Naruto didn't care. In fact, he didn't even try to make a single cell of his body care about the fact that some old bitch is now dead.

But then Naruto did start to care when Tsunade showed him pictures of the old women's burial. He was nearly in tears now. He was so hungry and Tsunade was still going on about some old dead bitch that looked like she was gonna die anyway even if he did save her from assassins. Naruto Uzumaki did what any stupid, hungry man would at that point. He got up and left Tsunade's office, escorted out, of course by Tsunade's cussing and found himself looking for somewhere to eat.

Naruto Uzumaki arrived at his favorite place to eat. I'm guessing you know where that is. If you don't, I'm sorry you should read/watch Naruto over again. Naruto's ramen arrived and as usual, he inhaled it as if it was crack, with his mouth of course.

The truth was, Naruto hated ramen. He just ate it because if he ate enough of it, everyone hated him for it and that was good enough for Naruto. Sure enough Sakura came up and hit Naruto. Naruto grinned as he flew back. He wasn't sure if she punched him because of the dead old bitch or the ramen, but for his stomach's sake, he assumed the ramen.

Tsunade was even stupider than Naruto. In fact, she was so stupid, she gave him another mission. She acted even more stupidly when she sent Sakura and Sausuke with him. Yes, Tsunade was a retard.

Naruto was with his team packing for their new mission to "assassinate the assassins who killed 'the old bitch" and he watched Sauske with hate filled eyes.

Sauske always picked his clothes for the next day the night before and he was doing so now. It was a faggoty thing to do. It was the most faggoty thing you could possibly do because at the moment, that's exactly what Sauske was doing. What a fag.

Sakura, on the other hand, was picking her clothes for the entire week at the moment. It was a beautiful, sexy, and provocative,thing to do. What a slut.

Naruto and his team were packed and they headed off to Konoha's gates and off. Little did they know that his mission would be slightly more than they bargained for.

Next chapter will have some action in it.