Naruto Uzumaki: Konoha's Finest

by side effects include death

Dive into the action packed life of Naruto Uzumaki. As one of Konoha's elite members of ANBU, Naruto must insure the safety of the lives of those in Konoha. Sucks for them. New Chapter Up!

5. Another Note

Yes, another little note. I guess people didn't get the first one.

This is a satire story people. It's supposed to mock the characters and point out their flaws. So just lighten up and laugh a little.

I don't give a flying fuck if you hate the story. I don't care if you cuss me out or report me or whatever. I'm just having fun. Not every story has to be a generic "Naruto vs. Sauske" or "Who will Hinata/Sakura choose?".

Anyways, final note, if you enjoy my writing style, I recommend you pick up either Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut or Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. Right now I'm heavily influenced by both Vonnegut and Heller and why read a crappy fanfiction for this writing style when you can read to classic novels, eh?

Well next chapter will be published whenever I get inspired or give a fuck about this story.