Disclaimer for Chapter Three of Darth Higgins.
We do not own Newsies, or any of the characters thereof. We do not own Star Wars, or any of the characters, or referances thereof. We do not own Jack's Hat. We do not own Jepordy. We do not own NCIS's Ducky. (Unfortunatly) WE do not own anything related to Power Rangers. We DO own this story, The Girl, Cobra, and The Random Evil Girl.
Chapter 3
The girl appeared in the newsboy's lodging house, now wearing Jack's hat. She crept up to Snitch and stole his hat as well.
Mush's eyes got big when he saw her, "SHE'S GOT JACK'S HAT!" he yelled, spitting cheese everywhere, for he was addicted to it.
"And Conlon's slingshot," she added, holding it up.
"Great Jumpin' Pink Long johns.." Skittery said breathlessly. Cobra, who was lounging in a chair, looked up from under his fedora,
"Interesting...maybe I'll go take Brooklyn over..." he muttered.
"Might be a good idea," she said, pocketing Snipeshooter's cigar which he had stolen from Higgins when he was stuffing his face in Pasta. "I also cut off all of his hair, so he already lost his dignity."
Blink got up, and covered his eye patch protectively with his hand.
"GET AWAY, you FIEND!" said a voice behind her.
"What if I don't want ta get away?" she asked, turning around to face the voice.
David stood there, with Les's wooden sword, "Uh...ummm...duhhh..." he said, looking thoughtfully at the ceiling, "I'll take...history, for 50 cents." he finally said.
"Give me that," she muttered, snatching the 'sword' from his hand. "If you're going to threaten a person with a weapon..." she went over to a hidden closet and took out to broad swords. "At least know how to use it." she said while handing him one (which happened to be the heaviest) and wielding one herself.
"help.." he squeaked, as he fell down onto his face, for the sword was to heavy for his little wrists.
"Ohhh Davey!" a feminine voice squealed from the door, and Sarah walked in, in a frilly pink dress, and bows in her hair (which she had stolen from Denton),
The girl raised an eyebrow, "Did you steal those bows from a couch, Denton, or Ducky?" she asked.
"Oh my..." she said.
"What?"
Sarah looked confused, "Ummm...what was the question?" she asked, then suddenly fell down on the ground, when Higgins came in, and hit her in the head with a frying pan.
"Never liked her anyways..." he muttered, then looked at 'her'. "YOU!" he said
"Yes, ME." the girl said, crossing her arms.
"Gimme back the stuff that you stole." he demanded, pulling out his bread stick again.
The bunkroom got silent as a brick factory
"Um, NO. I don't WANT to give them back."
"Yes." he said, advancing and taking a swipe at her head.
Mush gasped, and choked on his cheese, then fell off his bed, and hit his head on the floor
She stepped away and snatched the breadstick out of Higgins hand, then stuffed it down Swifty's throat.
"Didn't your mother ever tell ya not ta play with food?"
Swifty choked as well, "No...pasta...Chinese...noodles..." he gagged, then passed out on the floor.
Higgins eyes got big, and he stomped his leather clad foot, "WHY DO YOU DESTROY MY BREADSTICKS???!?!" he yelled, stepping back, and stepped onto David's back, who was still trying to get up, but couldn't cause his hand was stuck under the broadsword
"I thought it was a bread-saber." the girl taunted.
"THAT TOO!"
She stuck out her tongue, stole Itey's cake flavored suspenders, and left.
"Me...suspenders..." Itey wailed, for they didn't make flavored suspenders anymore.
Higgins ran after her, tripped over Kloppy, went 'splat', then got up and ran after her again.
The girl seemed to all but disappear...
"Pasta noodles! She has foiled me again!" Higgins exclaimed
"Yeah, I know." she said from behind him.
"AH!" he screamed, then spun around and took his Power Ranger's stance
"You're a moron..." she muttered.
"AM NOT!" he said, and stomped his foot again
"ARE TOO!" she shouted mimickly, stomping her foot as well.
"NOT!" he yelled, then stopped and watched a pretty girl walk by.
The 'pretty girl' turned her head and had three eyes and hair growing all over her face, as well as no teeth.
"AHHH!!!" Higgins screamed and took off running, his red and green lights flashing like mad
The girl laughed her head off, then scrambled around, trying to find it.
Higgins tripped and his head fell off too, and got her head, screwed it on, and looked around, "I love...eeevwybody!" he said in a high girlish voice
The girl walked up and snatched her head off of him and put hers back on. "Shuddup," she snarled, exposing two sharp teeth.
He yelped, "Ok..." he said, backing away and smirking
She slowly advanced on him, a deadly look in her strange eyes. The smirk faded, and he turned tail and ran for his pasta loving life
She went in the opposite direction, and vanished into the night...