Chapter Guardian: Napalm Bros
It had been years since the last time Knuckles had suggested such a thing.
"The Van".
It was a horrifying thing to say, but Knuckles had to say it because there seemed to be no other way out of this kerfuffle.
"Vader, I implore you to reconsider your oath," said Knuckles. "You must use the van."
"Why me?" Vader shouted, rage boiling up in his Sith helmet.
"Pal is hurt and Kelso's shoes are dead. My shoes be dead too," the red echidna explained. "You are the only one with groovy boots that haven't melted fully."
"I shan't cause anymore war between any factions…" Vader seethed.
"Do you wish us all to die by Eggman and his stupid cronies?" Knuckles howled.
Just then, Eggtitan's ear jolted straight up. He turned his attention towards the offensive use of his mortal name. "That blasted blasphemous echidna…" he snarled. He pointed a finger at Knuckles and shot a death beam.
"Watch out, dude!" cried Sonic. He rocketed towards Knuckles and bashed his buddy into a building just in the nick of time.
Unfortunately, the force from Super Sonic was so great, that Knuckles had broken several of his spines as well as lost two toothies.
"Dartmouth…" said Kelso, looking over at Sonic, who was starting to lose his energy. If these smaller battles are not solved quickly, then Sonic will have to keep intervening to save our sorry hides… We can't afford this. Eggman is too powerful!
Vader gulped and looked at the state of his good friends, severely distressed. He gulped three more times and then raised his hand towards Kelso. "Give me the keys to the van…"
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