CHAPTER THREE
"edwrad! Y r u doin dis? U hate rap just as much as the next guy ! ยป
Alice shouted.
"roar! Grrrrrr! Im not Edward iom victioria!!!"
OMG shouted bella and alice.
Victoria lunged forward
"om gonna eat u bella!"
CHAPTER FOUR:
Bella gilde and awoken. Edward! You are o.k.! "you must've had a nightmare, Bella." They tended. It was terrible! Victoria had rolled you... was there old people... who... obliged of cheese... you outside rolled and... were quicker. she went in sleep reverse. Edward decided really rapidly to house to return to see its family. Bella could wait.
"Esme! Carlisle! Jasper! Fry mah hide! Emmett! Fry mah hide! Rosalie! Alice!" Shouted Edward, cuss it all t' tarnation. They all scooted outside. "Whut in tarnation is it, Edward?" Asked Rosalie. "Nothin'. ah jest wanted t'say howdy-doo." They all groaned an' went back inside, leavin' Edward laughin'. Alice came back outside af'er a few minutes. "ah dropped mah magazine." She went back inside t'play Scrabble wif Jasper an' Esme. Edward kicked a rock. Shet mah mouth!
CHAPTER FIVE:
... ,,, yuou suck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND wITH AN 'S ThAT MAKES IT PROBEMS. ' SShouted Jasper... 'I WIMN!!!!!!!!!!!111 ql1c3 gRitte dhar t3eth.. LOLOLOLOLOOOL she l0ved jaspar but he 4lw4yz braGgde about winning 1n scrbble she stood up and wa7ked oer to teh computer, decidign to hax0r som3thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward was back at Bella's.
"Hey Bella, want some bourbon?"
"No way! That's a hillbilly drink!" Bella said as she adjusted her overalls and finished tuning her banjo.
"Fine. Geez. I was just trying to be nice."
"Well stop trying! I've had it up to here with you and your velvet voice and topaz eyes and yeah. So go away!"
Authors Note: Are Bella and Edward breaking up? Why don't you REVIEW so I'll update and we can all find out!