CHAPTER 9:
"omg edvard! U killed Victoria!:
Shoputed bela loudly.
"yes I did. Mon amie. J'adore toi."
"omg idk efn what ur sayin!11" loled bella.
Sudenly, Charlie kam thru da door.
"whats with all da ruckis in 'ere?" he whimpred
"NOTHING dad" shouted bella
"sry mr. swan sir. Ill leave." Edvard said, disgyrnutled.
"hold up, hold up. Edvard. Y were u in my dotters room? Bella ur gronded 4ever!11!1!!!!1!!!111!1"
"omg!" whispered bella.
"but sir! Im French!" edvard pleaded.
Charlie laughed.
"oy, ur French? Im so sory!11!1 plz 4give me. I had no idea.!11!1!"
He left.
CHAPTER 10:
"Wake up, Bella!"
Shouted Edvard, as he opened the window shades.
"Ugh. What time is it?"
"TIME TO GET FUNKY!" Shouted Alice as she ran into the room. She was wearing an old fashioned ball gown with a wedding veil and goth boots. Her face was painted blue.
Bella turned to Edvard to ask what was wrong with Alice.
Then she realized, Edvard was wearing neon green overalls over a brown corduroy shirt. On his head was a hat made out of millions upon millions of empty tape dispensers.
"What...?"
Bella tried to come up with a word to describe how she felt.
Then she looked down at herself.
She was wearing a black bikini top over a tweed jacket. For pants she had on a pair of bright red yoga pants which had a big piece of plastic wrap around it like a skirt. On her head was a baseball cap.
"Um. Okay."
CHAPTER 11:
Bella woke down screamin'. "Bells, whuts wrong?" ax'ed some wo'ried Edvard. "I had some ho'rible dream. WORD! We all wuz wearin' random clodes." "Shhhhh. Lop some boogie. It's coo', Bella. WORD! Go back t'sleep. Jes hang loose, brud." She nodded but befo'e she could sleep, they heard footsteps outside…
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